Holy newsletter Batman! What is the EFP?

Electric Fencepost

Kia ora koutou,

This is a friendly reminder that you are probably reading the Electric Fencepost.

Here are some (potentially) little known facts about your favourite weekly read, at least one is a lie:

  • Electric Fencepost can shortened to the acronym ‘EFP’, it just rolls off the tongue
  • it’s named after our electrifying experiences at Whakamaru Domain, circa 2007 (and beyond)
  • we used to write it by hand and send by owl
  • the EFP in it’s current state is an automatically generated email digest of News as posted on our website throughout the week
  • YOU can contribute to your beloved news rag. Flick us an email – if it is relevant to our community we are happy to get the word out for you
  • the writers of EFP live in a cave somewhere in between Lake Tarawera and Lake Tekapo, we can’t be sure. Our food is delivered via a pulley system and sunlight is scarce… HELP
  • at the time of writing, we have 1289 subscribers
  • there are currently three regular writers of EFP; one is new, the other two have been here so long we could be mistaken for furniture.

Next week we’ll have a quiz so we know you’ve been paying attention. Prizes include: unlimited praise, a spot on our hugely popular volunteer team, and maybe more!

Thank you for your readership, time and understanding.

Ngā mihi nui,

The Electrified Chicken… uhhh… Fencepost.