Camp Nipple Clamp

Want to be laughed at, laughed with, and laughed next to in a loving and inclusive manner? Come visit Camp Nipple Clamp: a retro lounge with all the groovey 1970s trimmings – including – a state-of-the-art live technicolour TV stage! All your favourite characters showcase prankery and nonsense with a special guest star – you! #notasexcamp

Events

Wednesday 27 January 2021

News at 6ish

6:00 pm - 6:35 pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Live from the Paddock, CNC presents the cutting edge of current affairs, sports, weather & stuff we make up on the spot. The news anchor might be cooking dinner. The weather person might be wearing no pants. The camera operator might be tripping (over). But goddammit, if it’s not the finest journalistic coverage you’ve ever seen on this Paddock, I’ll eat my hat. Happening every evening around 6ish.

Discussion / Conversation, Performance, Talk / Lecture

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Grandma’s away – A Party.

9:30 pm - 12:00 am at Camp Nipple Clamp

It's back in the day –early 1970s…..Grandma is away for the weekend and the kids are throwing a party in her lounge. Shhh, don't tell her! We'll be spinning tunes and spilling drinks on the carpet – you're invited. Dress the part, drink the punch. Gran just got a new fancy TV and we might turn it on. Shhh, my fav show is on! We’ll kick you out before she comes home!

Party

Wednesday

Thursday 28 January 2021

News at 6ish

6:00 pm - 6:35 pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Live from the Paddock, CNC presents the cutting edge of current affairs, sports, weather & stuff we make up on the spot. The news anchor might be cooking dinner. The weather person might be wearing no pants. The camera operator might be tripping (over). But goddammit, if it’s not the finest journalistic coverage you’ve ever seen on this Paddock, I’ll eat my hat. Happening every evening around 6ish.

Discussion / Conversation, Performance, Talk / Lecture

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Friday 29 January 2021

Art Shark

3:00 pm - 5:00 pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Kiwiburn Art Grant Committee (KAC) in Association with the ARTery present…ART SHARK. A Parody of Shark Tank or Dragons Den, hosted in the CNC Television. Come pitch your idea for a Paddock innovation/art piece to the Kiwiburn Art Grant Committee. Props/prototypes/interpretive dance encouraged. We have up to $1000 to upfront fund for Kiwiburn 2022. No jokes (but make your pitch funny)!

Arts & Crafts, Discussion / Conversation, Performance

Friday

News at 6ish

6:00 pm - 6:35 pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Live from the Paddock, CNC presents the cutting edge of current affairs, sports, weather & stuff we make up on the spot. The news anchor might be cooking dinner. The weather person might be wearing no pants. The camera operator might be tripping (over). But goddammit, if it’s not the finest journalistic coverage you’ve ever seen on this Paddock, I’ll eat my hat. Happening every evening around 6ish.

Discussion / Conversation, Performance, Talk / Lecture

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Saturday 30 January 2021

Good Morning, Kiwiburn!

11:00 am - 11:45 am at Camp Nipple Clamp

Move over, John Campbell (you handsome SOAB)! Bring ya coffee and your toast over to the Camp Nipple Clamp TV for the best in Breakfast info-tain-ment television. Featuring hosts with hangovers, the news from yesterday, special interest pieces, interviews with people you’ve never heard of and infomercials for products you never knew you needed – this is morning tellie at its finest.

Discussion / Conversation, Performance, Talk / Lecture

Saturday

News at 6ish

6:00 pm - 6:35 pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Live from the Paddock, CNC presents the cutting edge of current affairs, sports, weather & stuff we make up on the spot. The news anchor might be cooking dinner. The weather person might be wearing no pants. The camera operator might be tripping (over). But goddammit, if it’s not the finest journalistic coverage you’ve ever seen on this Paddock, I’ll eat my hat. Happening every evening around 6ish.

Discussion / Conversation, Performance, Talk / Lecture

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Sunday 31 January 2021

News at 6ish

6:00 pm - 6:35 pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Live from the Paddock, CNC presents the cutting edge of current affairs, sports, weather & stuff we make up on the spot. The news anchor might be cooking dinner. The weather person might be wearing no pants. The camera operator might be tripping (over). But goddammit, if it’s not the finest journalistic coverage you’ve ever seen on this Paddock, I’ll eat my hat. Happening every evening around 6ish.

Discussion / Conversation, Performance, Talk / Lecture

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

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