Camp Nipple Clamp

Want to be laughed at, laughed with, and laughed next to in a loving and inclusive manner? Come visit Camp Nipple Clamp: a retro lounge with all the groovey 1970s trimmings – including – a state-of-the-art live technicolour TV stage! All your favourite characters showcase prankery and nonsense with special guest star – you! #notasexcamp

Events

Wednesday 22 January

Dorky Disco Art Reveal

9:30 pm - 11:30 pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Come celebrate being the first house on our street to get a Live Technicolour TV (stage).Disco tunes & awkward fashion choices from yesteryear! Put on your flares & horn-rimmed specs, get that tight perm in your hair, dip into the punch and boogie on down to the dorky good times at Camp Nipple Clamp’s art piece reveal party. Spot prizes for the dorkiest outfit, spot punishments for looking cool.

Party, Performance

Wednesday

Thursday 23 January

News at 6ish

6:00 pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Live from the paddock, CNC presents the cutting edge of current affairs, sports, weather & stuff we make up on the spot. The news anchor might be cooking dinner.The weather person might be wearing no pants. The camera operator might be tripping (over). But goddammit, if it’s not the finest journalistic coverage you’ve ever seen on this paddock, I’ll eat my hat. Happening every evening around 6ish.

Performance

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Friday 24 January

Art Shark

3:00 pm - 4:20 pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Kiwiburn Art Grant Committee in Association with the ARTery present…ART SHARK.A Parody of Shark Tank or Dragons Den.Come pitch your idea for a paddock innovation/art piece to the Kiwiburn Art Grant Committee.Props/prototypes/interpretive dance encouraged.We’ll reserve one lucky so-in-so up to $500 for their project from our pool of $ for Kiwiburn 2021.No jokes (but make your pitch funny)!

Arts & Crafts, Performance

Friday

News at 6ish

6:00 pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Live from the paddock, CNC presents the cutting edge of current affairs, sports, weather & stuff we make up on the spot. The news anchor might be cooking dinner.The weather person might be wearing no pants. The camera operator might be tripping (over). But goddammit, if it’s not the finest journalistic coverage you’ve ever seen on this paddock, I’ll eat my hat. Happening every evening around 6ish.

Performance

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Saturday 25 January

News at 6ish

6:00 pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Live from the paddock, CNC presents the cutting edge of current affairs, sports, weather & stuff we make up on the spot. The news anchor might be cooking dinner.The weather person might be wearing no pants. The camera operator might be tripping (over). But goddammit, if it’s not the finest journalistic coverage you’ve ever seen on this paddock, I’ll eat my hat. Happening every evening around 6ish.

Performance

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Sunday 26 January

News at 6ish

6:00 pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Live from the paddock, CNC presents the cutting edge of current affairs, sports, weather & stuff we make up on the spot. The news anchor might be cooking dinner.The weather person might be wearing no pants. The camera operator might be tripping (over). But goddammit, if it’s not the finest journalistic coverage you’ve ever seen on this paddock, I’ll eat my hat. Happening every evening around 6ish.

Performance

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

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