Camp No-Fun

Here at Camp-No-Fun, we are here to be safe and participate in justified rational activities. If you’ve had a bit too much fun on the paddock? Pushed the boat out a little too far? You can come take your fun hat off, ease the pressure, relax in our chill space, turn down the volume on some classical records and step into a juxtaposition.


Thursday 23 January

Sunrise Meditation

5:45 am - 6:30 am at Camp No-Fun

Come and join our guided meditation and start your day with the blissful energy of the rising sun.

Chillout, Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing


Boring Boogie Yoga

8:00 am - 9:00 am at Camp No-Fun

Camp no fun presents: Boring boogie yoga! Come along and sweat away any hints of a good time at this yoga class. tasty tunes, average moves and an extremely boring teacher. BYO mat and lack of interest.

Health & Wellness


Rocking smoothies to get you moving.

9:00 am - 10:30 am at Camp No-Fun

We prescribe rock to harden you up, plus all the good stuff to help you overcome a hangover, a come down or a health low! rock on over and start the day right, with a boogie and a smoothy

Food & Drink


Arty Farty – come get crafty

10:30 am - 1:00 pm at Camp No-Fun

This is a space. Bring your bits and come get abstract with some like minded people.

Arts & Crafts


Brazilian Jiu Jitsu beginner seminar

10:00 am - 11:00 am at Camp No-Fun

Jiu Jitsu basics: After a long night what is less fun than morning exercise and learning at the same time? We’ll start with a basic history and premise of jiu jitsu before moving to warmup/exercise drills, then learning and practicing some basic moves. Bring clothing that can withstand rough and tumble.

Health & Wellness


BJJ open mat

11:00 am - 12:30 pm at Camp No-Fun

If you have some murder yoga experience come and have some friendly (but no fun) rolls. Experience necessary for full rolling due to safety – but spectators encouraged, and potentially we can pair beginners with experienced people to gently show them how not fun it is when a martial artist grabs you!

Health & Wellness, Performance


Guac and margaritas rock

1:00 pm - 1:30 pm at Camp No-Fun

Come rock out with your guac out. Grab a corn chip and dip on into our bucket of moley, while head banging and chewing like you mean it. Have a cheeky margarita whilst your at it!

Food & Drink


Bored games at camp no-fun

1:30 pm - 3:00 pm at Camp No-Fun

Board games! You name it, me might have it! Come lax on our rugs, dip into some 70’s vinyl and challenge someone to some good old fashion family fun.



The Brussel Sprout BBQ

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm at Camp No-Fun

Who could think of a less fun vegetable than brussel sprouts!? If you’re sick of 2 minute noodles and muesli bars, then come join us at Camp No Fun for a fry up of fresh and healthy but horribly mundane vegetables. If you’re feeling extra bored, then we’ll have some veggie kebabs marinated in a total fuck-you hot sauce for extra not fun. BYO plates and cutlery.

Food & Drink


Wine, vinyl and intellectual conversation

4:00 pm - 5:00 pm at Camp No-Fun

Moving forward with the afternoon, we’re getting serious. Sip on a merlot, crack into some jazz and let’s discuss the complexities of life

Discussion / Conversation


Screening of The Wizard Of Oz with Dark Side Of The Moon on vinyl

8:00 pm - 9:40 pm at Camp No-Fun

We’re off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of oz! Or not so wonderful. Click your heels 3 times to arrive at Camp No-Fun and watch the wizard of oz while listening to dark side of the moon 🌚



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