Zef Camp

Totally Not Not Zef Camp has FACED a lot of challenges as they try and wrap their HEADs around a cohesive theme. After creative EXPRESSIONs in the form of sweat shacks, cabarets, nude life drawing, wine lines, creating a new currency out of nitrous canisters, and building an entire red light district out of garbage, we have finally gotten it through our thick SKULLS what we are all about. And that thing is: making more HEADSPACE!

Absolutely Totally Not but Probably Zef Camp is excited to bring you the whole fu#$ing HEADSPACE EXPERIENCE from 2020. If hindsight is 2020 then HEADSPACE is filled with nothing but blind ambition this year. We’re talking LIVE HEADSPACE CABARET, HEADEOKE, NUDE HEAD DRAWING, BERGHAID and so much…well whatever stop by its gonna be weird. Also, can you guys loan us a warratah puller?

Events

Wednesday 27 January 2021

Headspace Open Hours

ALL DAY at Zef Camp

Come to Zef and give us head! Our headspace gallery is a museum of immersive art suitable only for your brain cage. Frightening, wondrous, confusing, and arousing. And that’s just the review we got from my grandmother. You’ll only get out what you put in, and we’re inviting you to come put your head in our holes. Open from 12-12 everyday… To be honest, come whenever you want.

Arts & Crafts

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

18+

Sauna Truck

ALL DAY at Zef Camp

Zef Camp’s roots as purveyors of a filthy sweat shack have finally gone mobile. Come to Zef Camp and enquire about our sauna that might also be a box truck (box truck that might also be a sauna). Not guaranteed to be running when you come, but also not not guaranteed to be running. So… yeah, sauna truck…

Chillout, Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

18+

Thursday 28 January 2021

Headspace Open Hours

ALL DAY at Zef Camp

Come to Zef and give us head! Our headspace gallery is a museum of immersive art suitable only for your brain cage. Frightening, wondrous, confusing, and arousing. And that’s just the review we got from my grandmother. You’ll only get out what you put in, and we’re inviting you to come put your head in our holes. Open from 12-12 everyday… To be honest, come whenever you want.

Arts & Crafts

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

18+

Sauna Truck

ALL DAY at Zef Camp

Zef Camp’s roots as purveyors of a filthy sweat shack have finally gone mobile. Come to Zef Camp and enquire about our sauna that might also be a box truck (box truck that might also be a sauna). Not guaranteed to be running when you come, but also not not guaranteed to be running. So… yeah, sauna truck…

Chillout, Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

18+

Nude Life Drawing with Jeff Goldblum

11:00 am - 1:00 pm at Zef Camp

This isn’t, uh, so different, uhhhhhhhh than the average naked er nude (nude is it?) drawing event you see. Ah yes, we’ll be playing hours of Jeff Goldblum interviews and monologues while folks pose for sketches in the buff. Worried you’ll be too hung-over to participate? Worry not because life…uh, finds a way. Artists and models welcome.

Arts & Crafts

Thursday, Saturday

Accessories-Only Cocktail Party & Fashion Show

7:00 pm at Zef Camp

Do you have an amazing festival piece and nothing else to wear it with? A hat, a scarf, epaulets, a piercing? We got you. Come to our Accessories-only fashion show. Wear the thing you want to highlight and nothing else. Dress or undress to your level of comfort in this body positive space. We'll have a cocktail party to show off your pieces, followed by a fashion show to strut your stuff!

Chillout, Party, Performance

Thursday

18+

Friday 29 January 2021

Headspace Open Hours

ALL DAY at Zef Camp

Come to Zef and give us head! Our headspace gallery is a museum of immersive art suitable only for your brain cage. Frightening, wondrous, confusing, and arousing. And that’s just the review we got from my grandmother. You’ll only get out what you put in, and we’re inviting you to come put your head in our holes. Open from 12-12 everyday… To be honest, come whenever you want.

Arts & Crafts

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

18+

Sauna Truck

ALL DAY at Zef Camp

Zef Camp’s roots as purveyors of a filthy sweat shack have finally gone mobile. Come to Zef Camp and enquire about our sauna that might also be a box truck (box truck that might also be a sauna). Not guaranteed to be running when you come, but also not not guaranteed to be running. So… yeah, sauna truck…

Chillout, Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

18+

Genital Life Drawing with Björk

11:00 am - 1:00 pm at Zef Camp

Shhh, shhh, shhh. A verry special life drawing of human genitals, of which we should NOT be ashamed, and to me sometimes look like little monssssters or even spirrits from another reallm, or ancient woodwork in the corner of a quaint home or cotttage. If you thhinnk genitals are not shameful and should be demystified, come for 2 houurrrs of modeling and drawwwing. Two hours to the sounds of Björk.

Arts & Crafts, Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing

Friday

18+

Disco Crisco Twister

5:00 pm at Zef Camp

Take your clothes off and oil yourself up for a large-scale battle royale of Twister the likes of which the Paddock has never seen (we think). Think your contortionist skills are unmatched. Try it frictionless. Nudity not mandatory but encouraged. Lubricating oil provided by Zef Camp. Consent guidelines strictly adhered to at this non-sexual event. Inappropriate behaviour will result in removal. :*

Games

Friday

18+

Saturday 30 January 2021

Headspace Open Hours

ALL DAY at Zef Camp

Come to Zef and give us head! Our headspace gallery is a museum of immersive art suitable only for your brain cage. Frightening, wondrous, confusing, and arousing. And that’s just the review we got from my grandmother. You’ll only get out what you put in, and we’re inviting you to come put your head in our holes. Open from 12-12 everyday… To be honest, come whenever you want.

Arts & Crafts

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

18+

Sauna Truck

ALL DAY at Zef Camp

Zef Camp’s roots as purveyors of a filthy sweat shack have finally gone mobile. Come to Zef Camp and enquire about our sauna that might also be a box truck (box truck that might also be a sauna). Not guaranteed to be running when you come, but also not not guaranteed to be running. So… yeah, sauna truck…

Chillout, Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

18+

Nude Life Drawing with Jeff Goldblum

11:00 am - 1:00 pm at Zef Camp

This isn’t, uh, so different, uhhhhhhhh than the average naked er nude (nude is it?) drawing event you see. Ah yes, we’ll be playing hours of Jeff Goldblum interviews and monologues while folks pose for sketches in the buff. Worried you’ll be too hung-over to participate? Worry not because life…uh, finds a way. Artists and models welcome.

Arts & Crafts

Thursday, Saturday

Interpretive Dance Karaoke

6:00 pm - 7:00 pm at Zef Camp

We play a pop song, you do an interpretive dance that you make up on the spot. How do you mime out "I'm not that innocent!" or "When you call my name…" or "Gotta make way for that Homo Superior"? We don't know. We're hoping you'll come up with something good!

Chillout, Party, Performance

Saturday

Sunday 31 January 2021

Headspace Open Hours

ALL DAY at Zef Camp

Come to Zef and give us head! Our headspace gallery is a museum of immersive art suitable only for your brain cage. Frightening, wondrous, confusing, and arousing. And that’s just the review we got from my grandmother. You’ll only get out what you put in, and we’re inviting you to come put your head in our holes. Open from 12-12 everyday… To be honest, come whenever you want.

Arts & Crafts

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

18+

Sauna Truck

ALL DAY at Zef Camp

Zef Camp’s roots as purveyors of a filthy sweat shack have finally gone mobile. Come to Zef Camp and enquire about our sauna that might also be a box truck (box truck that might also be a sauna). Not guaranteed to be running when you come, but also not not guaranteed to be running. So… yeah, sauna truck…

Chillout, Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

18+

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