Alright beasts of the bipedal variety, we need your help to save a particular beast that uses four legs – the humble cow!
This is particularly aimed at Theme Campers, but everyone should be aware of this!
Picture this – you (a bipedal beast) decide you need to put a hole in the Paddock for whatever reason. The event ends and you try your best to fill in your hole (no pun intended). You do your best, but over time your hole collapses and gets wider and wider (no not like that).
Flash forward some time and there’s now beasts of the quadrupedal variety (aka cows) wandering around the Paddock. Some poor cow steps in your collapsed hole and BOOM, leg breaks instantly! And do you know what happens to cows with broken legs? Yes – they go to Cow heaven! You’ll have to live the rest of your life knowing that you sent poor Daisy to the nether realm!
Don’t want this to happen? Then register your hole! Head to Site Office and tell them about your intentions to dig a hole. They will put it on the hole register so that they can ensure your holes are sufficiently filled (ok, seriously stop it).
This means no poor cows suffer a sad fate because of you. You’ll sleep better at night knowing this. Not to mention you’ll also save your fellow bipedal beasts legs too.
TL:DR register your hole with site office! Savvy?
Despite the joking nature of this article, this is a serious issue – over the past few years, at least 30 cows have broken their legs in holes on the Paddock! So please, go to site office and register your intentions to put holes in the Paddock!
