Event Guide – 2023

Below are the Events registered for Kiwiburn 2023.

You’ll get a copy of this listing in your Event Guide when you arrive at Kiwiburn.

As always, Events are subject to change. All events at Kiwiburn are the responsibility of the event organiser, and are neither endorsed or vetted by Kiwiburn.

Want to Register an Event?

Head on over to our Event Registration or Centre Camp pages!

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Wednesday 25th

Monkey Knife Fights

Experience the simple joy of a Monkey Knife Fight. Fight your friends, your boss, your mum, your lover. Win glory & fight your way to Valhalla!

But remember, it's totally illegal, so you'll have to ask around to find it. And whatever you do don't mention Coffeeholm, we have nothing to do with it. NOTHING!

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, Friday and Sunday roaming around

Games

The Revolving Clothesline

Event? Art piece? NOBODY KNOWS.

The Revolving Clothesline is an all-genders all-sizes event-long clothing swap. Bring clothes you don't want, & swap them for clothes that you DO want! Or just come by & gift yourself some new duds. Opens 10am Wednesday, closes 1.45pm Monday.

One rule: NO DIRTY UNDIES. We will make you eat them.

Leftovers will be donated to a Wellington op shop

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday at The Depot

Arts & Crafts • Chillout

Worlds Smallest Death Race

Put you reputation and your life on the line in Kiwiburns biggest and only Death Race! Hear the roar of the crowd, trash tals the competition, smell the burning rubber, or feel the flames of defeat consume you corpse.

Big thrills, big glory, big dick energy, tiny cars.

Skulk around in dark alleyways, or ask those scum from Coffeeholm to find it.

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday roaming around

Games

Late Night Chai

Escape the cold and chaos of the night at Coffeeholm. Grab a warm Chai and chill out under the northern lights in our very cosy, extremely traditional Viking Tea House. Every night from midnight-ish.

Wednesday, Friday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday 00:00 at Cöffeehölm

Chillout • Food & Drink

Thursday 26th

Monkey Knife Fights

Experience the simple joy of a Monkey Knife Fight. Fight your friends, your boss, your mum, your lover. Win glory & fight your way to Valhalla!

But remember, it's totally illegal, so you'll have to ask around to find it. And whatever you do don't mention Coffeeholm, we have nothing to do with it. NOTHING!

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, Friday and Sunday roaming around

Games

The Revolving Clothesline

Event? Art piece? NOBODY KNOWS.

The Revolving Clothesline is an all-genders all-sizes event-long clothing swap. Bring clothes you don't want, & swap them for clothes that you DO want! Or just come by & gift yourself some new duds. Opens 10am Wednesday, closes 1.45pm Monday.

One rule: NO DIRTY UNDIES. We will make you eat them.

Leftovers will be donated to a Wellington op shop

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday at The Depot

Arts & Crafts • Chillout

Worlds Smallest Death Race

Put you reputation and your life on the line in Kiwiburns biggest and only Death Race! Hear the roar of the crowd, trash tals the competition, smell the burning rubber, or feel the flames of defeat consume you corpse.

Big thrills, big glory, big dick energy, tiny cars.

Skulk around in dark alleyways, or ask those scum from Coffeeholm to find it.

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday roaming around

Games

Late Night Chai

Escape the cold and chaos of the night at Coffeeholm. Grab a warm Chai and chill out under the northern lights in our very cosy, extremely traditional Viking Tea House. Every night from midnight-ish.

Wednesday, Friday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday 00:00 at Cöffeehölm

Chillout • Food & Drink

Viking Coffee Lounge

Get the morning off to a slow start with a steaming hot coffee or tea and a pile of cushions at out very cosy, extremely traditional, Viking Tea House.

Thursday, Friday, Sunday and Saturday 09:00 - 11:00 at Cöffeehölm

Chillout • Food & Drink

Spin us a Yarn - no really

Ever wanted mad Apocalypse Skills? Deeply into CottageCore? In this workshop you'll make your own drop spindle to keep, and learn to spin fibre into useful yarn! You'll go away with some carded wool to play with and a sense of Self-Reliant Smugness.

Our Fibre Nerds are ready to help with anything fibre-y and answer questions, like - What Even Is Chain Plying? If we don’t know, we’ll make it up.

Thursday 11:00 at Tight Knit

Arts & Crafts • Workshop

Illegal Underground Gambling Den

Recommodify the Paddock! Win the favour of the gods, and questionable prizes, on one of our many, not-rigged, game of luck and skill!

Then use you winnings to sponsor a champion and win the grand prize at the one and only

ILLEGAL UNDERGROUND VIBRATOR RACE!

Thursday 20:30 - 23:30 at Cöffeehölm

Games • Performance

Friday 27th

Monkey Knife Fights

Experience the simple joy of a Monkey Knife Fight. Fight your friends, your boss, your mum, your lover. Win glory & fight your way to Valhalla!

But remember, it's totally illegal, so you'll have to ask around to find it. And whatever you do don't mention Coffeeholm, we have nothing to do with it. NOTHING!

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, Friday and Sunday roaming around

Games

The Revolving Clothesline

Event? Art piece? NOBODY KNOWS.

The Revolving Clothesline is an all-genders all-sizes event-long clothing swap. Bring clothes you don't want, & swap them for clothes that you DO want! Or just come by & gift yourself some new duds. Opens 10am Wednesday, closes 1.45pm Monday.

One rule: NO DIRTY UNDIES. We will make you eat them.

Leftovers will be donated to a Wellington op shop

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday at The Depot

Arts & Crafts • Chillout

Worlds Smallest Death Race

Put you reputation and your life on the line in Kiwiburns biggest and only Death Race! Hear the roar of the crowd, trash tals the competition, smell the burning rubber, or feel the flames of defeat consume you corpse.

Big thrills, big glory, big dick energy, tiny cars.

Skulk around in dark alleyways, or ask those scum from Coffeeholm to find it.

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday roaming around

Games

Late Night Chai

Escape the cold and chaos of the night at Coffeeholm. Grab a warm Chai and chill out under the northern lights in our very cosy, extremely traditional Viking Tea House. Every night from midnight-ish.

Wednesday, Friday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday 00:00 at Cöffeehölm

Chillout • Food & Drink

Grounding yoga

Asana practice to release the mind stories, ground into the present, and connect with yourself & fellow burners. Previous practice is good but not required! Class will be intermediate Asana and gentle pranayama. If injured please speak to J before class, bring your own mat n blanket/warm cover

Friday 08:00 - 09:00 at The Forest

Health & Wellness • Spiritual & Healing

Who wants to be a Millio-nang

A real-life game show on the paddock with real prizes on the line? No way! Test your general knowledge against CNC's resident quiz master / make a glorious spectacle of your general ignorance in a fun, friendly, and supportive environment. Want to be a contestant? Visit Camp Nipple Clamp to register your interest.

Friday 08:00 at Camp Nipple Clamp

Games

Viking Coffee Lounge

Get the morning off to a slow start with a steaming hot coffee or tea and a pile of cushions at out very cosy, extremely traditional, Viking Tea House.

Thursday, Friday, Sunday and Saturday 09:00 - 11:00 at Cöffeehölm

Chillout • Food & Drink

Saturday 28th

Monkey Knife Fights

Experience the simple joy of a Monkey Knife Fight. Fight your friends, your boss, your mum, your lover. Win glory & fight your way to Valhalla!

But remember, it's totally illegal, so you'll have to ask around to find it. And whatever you do don't mention Coffeeholm, we have nothing to do with it. NOTHING!

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, Friday and Sunday roaming around

Games

The Revolving Clothesline

Event? Art piece? NOBODY KNOWS.

The Revolving Clothesline is an all-genders all-sizes event-long clothing swap. Bring clothes you don't want, & swap them for clothes that you DO want! Or just come by & gift yourself some new duds. Opens 10am Wednesday, closes 1.45pm Monday.

One rule: NO DIRTY UNDIES. We will make you eat them.

Leftovers will be donated to a Wellington op shop

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday at The Depot

Arts & Crafts • Chillout

Worlds Smallest Death Race

Put you reputation and your life on the line in Kiwiburns biggest and only Death Race! Hear the roar of the crowd, trash tals the competition, smell the burning rubber, or feel the flames of defeat consume you corpse.

Big thrills, big glory, big dick energy, tiny cars.

Skulk around in dark alleyways, or ask those scum from Coffeeholm to find it.

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday roaming around

Games

Late Night Chai

Escape the cold and chaos of the night at Coffeeholm. Grab a warm Chai and chill out under the northern lights in our very cosy, extremely traditional Viking Tea House. Every night from midnight-ish.

Wednesday, Friday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday 00:00 at Cöffeehölm

Chillout • Food & Drink

Viking Coffee Lounge

Get the morning off to a slow start with a steaming hot coffee or tea and a pile of cushions at out very cosy, extremely traditional, Viking Tea House.

Thursday, Friday, Sunday and Saturday 09:00 - 11:00 at Cöffeehölm

Chillout • Food & Drink

Sunday 29th

Monkey Knife Fights

Experience the simple joy of a Monkey Knife Fight. Fight your friends, your boss, your mum, your lover. Win glory & fight your way to Valhalla!

But remember, it's totally illegal, so you'll have to ask around to find it. And whatever you do don't mention Coffeeholm, we have nothing to do with it. NOTHING!

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, Friday and Sunday roaming around

Games

The Revolving Clothesline

Event? Art piece? NOBODY KNOWS.

The Revolving Clothesline is an all-genders all-sizes event-long clothing swap. Bring clothes you don't want, & swap them for clothes that you DO want! Or just come by & gift yourself some new duds. Opens 10am Wednesday, closes 1.45pm Monday.

One rule: NO DIRTY UNDIES. We will make you eat them.

Leftovers will be donated to a Wellington op shop

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday at The Depot

Arts & Crafts • Chillout

Worlds Smallest Death Race

Put you reputation and your life on the line in Kiwiburns biggest and only Death Race! Hear the roar of the crowd, trash tals the competition, smell the burning rubber, or feel the flames of defeat consume you corpse.

Big thrills, big glory, big dick energy, tiny cars.

Skulk around in dark alleyways, or ask those scum from Coffeeholm to find it.

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday roaming around

Games

Late Night Chai

Escape the cold and chaos of the night at Coffeeholm. Grab a warm Chai and chill out under the northern lights in our very cosy, extremely traditional Viking Tea House. Every night from midnight-ish.

Wednesday, Friday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday 00:00 at Cöffeehölm

Chillout • Food & Drink

Viking Coffee Lounge

Get the morning off to a slow start with a steaming hot coffee or tea and a pile of cushions at out very cosy, extremely traditional, Viking Tea House.

Thursday, Friday, Sunday and Saturday 09:00 - 11:00 at Cöffeehölm

Chillout • Food & Drink

Monday 30th

The Revolving Clothesline

Event? Art piece? NOBODY KNOWS.

The Revolving Clothesline is an all-genders all-sizes event-long clothing swap. Bring clothes you don't want, & swap them for clothes that you DO want! Or just come by & gift yourself some new duds. Opens 10am Wednesday, closes 1.45pm Monday.

One rule: NO DIRTY UNDIES. We will make you eat them.

Leftovers will be donated to a Wellington op shop

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday at The Depot

Arts & Crafts • Chillout

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