Theme Camps – 2025

The Third Eye AI has been developing over the last few years and is ready to share and integrate it's recently gained knowledge and intent with the burner community!

An inclusive, safe space to dance with a hand built sound system and a variety of music and visual artists. Interactive Audio/Visual installations around camp and a narrative to suit the various nights and vibe

Workshops planned, space also available for others (focusing on sustainable technology / sound / visuals)

Music focused Arcade game night (on the sound system, with visuals!)

Events: International Sex Workers law panel • BLEACH PARTY • Poly Problems • SACRED DOUBLE BROWN CEREMONY • SANDSTORM - Dance for world peace • Swamp Creatures Pt.1,2 & 3

An off-kilter camp to meet and celebrate your alternative true self

Genderfuck, Queer the Norm, Kitsch meets Dystopic, Punk meets HyperPop, Sweet meets Salty. A harmonic clashing space for acceptance and support of different needs and abilities, while also celebrating and allowing each person to exist and thrive in whatever way they needed – which is inherently queer as hell. A safe inclusive space for the rainbow, LGBTQIA+, and accepting people of Kiwiburn

Come for the weird, Stay for the Support and Community

Events: The Princess Bride - Cozy Movie Night • (Mulled) Wine and Cheese(y Karaoke) • Tax and other financial facts: A money workshop for sex workers, allies and the spicy self-employed • Peoples High Court of the Paddock

This theme camp will provide a foundation of wellness so that festival goers can have a place to come and indulge in some ultra-cosmic wellness therapy to down-regulate, relax, restore and recharge with a little twist of Mystery and outrageousness and an essential oil shot to the face to astrally project themselves back into the festival with a creative spark of spontaneity and daredevil-ish-ness in their eyes. With three of our camp participants originating from Aro Ha wellness retreat, (who love psychedelic Everest explorations btw) we have a lot of skill and knowledge on how to cultivate a relaxing and nature-inspired space of well-being, tranquillity and esoteric elation train station choo choo waves of cosmic burning humans and their notoriously sexy esotericism elegance into a deeper and more powerful festival experience. You get the jist!

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of Aquanest—your personal, full-body hydration station. Let our signature blend of aqua magic move your body, quench your mind, and awaken your inner glow. Nourish yourself in our refreshing waves of vibrant beats and radiant energy—like a spa day for your soul. Try Aquanest today and discover the ultimate wetness your entire being deserves.

One day, down by the river, a kitten stumbled upon an idea. A utopia filled with everything a feline could desire! Silly cat songs, feline friends, purrfect catmosphere, catnip and coffee! Come join us for shenanigans, fur, sing alongs, and your stimulant fix!

Events: Baristacats!? Morning Cat Cafe!? • Baristacats!? Cool Cats Afternoon Cafe!? • Baristacats!? Slinky Kitty Speakeasy!?

Equally likely to seduce or sacrifice you; the Pagan Playmates offer a Divine Den of Iniquity for your play and pleasure. Come experience ecstatic celebrations of sensuality and sacred service. A place to revere the cycles of the natural world, connect to the divine, and honour your full self. Will the altar be adorned with crystals, stuffed toys, or butt plugs? Wait and see.

Bless You Fvck Me is an Ōtautahi based community project that celebrates sex positivity, body positivity & pagan ritual connection to the natural world & the cycles of life.

Events: Sex & Intimacy Conversations • How to Host a Play Party • Kitty Kafé • BYFM Connection Space • Human Macramé • The Somatic Experiment: Sleep Music for Vegan Dogs

Do you fancy life drawing? A bare-bummed rave? Or perhaps just some "beach" club fun in the sun?

Don't worry if you don't have naked friends to keep you entertained, we have spares!

Please bring a covering or towel to sit on. All inclusive, clothing optional, non sexual safe space.

Afro Latin Polyrhythm workshop.

Salsa Night Dance event

Zumba workshop

South American Food experience

Sound Therapy

Camp Bored Games provides range of board games for your entertainment, including a game of human-sized snakes & ladders. We have plenty of shade, both under the sails and in our crochet teepee.

Our beautiful green shady space is a home and there is always room for one more at the table. We are generous and extravagant, we excel at caring for and nourishing our fellow festie goers. We advocate for comfort and silliness. This place feels like a spot of shade on a scorching day, a warm shower on a dusty body, an oasis just when you needed it.

Events: Human Carwash • Human Carwash • Holla a Hottie • Club Douche

Schedule?! That's not something you would associate with Camp Easily Distrac-Soup, the heartiest broth on the paddock. A gathering of the most socially awkward heathens to grace this fine land. Please don't bring any shiny objects, we will probably forget we had the stove on.

A refuge at Kiwiburn where we champion the beauty and wisdom of setting low expectations, but never low standards. In a world and festival often characterised by grand ambitions and hype, our camp offers a refreshing retreat where community, authenticity, and embracing the unexpected are celebrated. We've found that the best experiences come when you relinquish your expectations and embrace the beauty of the present moment.

p.s. please remember to leave your expectations at the door.

Events: Naked Twister • Verses in Harmony: A Shared Journey of Poetry and Sound • Flow Burn Café w/ Chai Curious DJs • Expectation Management • Expecting Consent • Lower the Bar

Camp Nipple Clamp (CNC) is a 1970s inspired retro, comfy lounge that’s a slice of (nana’s) home. Want to be laughed at, laughed with, and laughed next to? Then kick off your shoes, pull up a beanbag and turn the TV on . Home of the nightly 7.35ish o’clock news - you make the content, we take the credit. Sometimes we turn the tellie off and our matchy-matchy dickbag DJ’s sling vinyl for your aural pleasure.

PS: Sexy - but still #notasexcamp. Sick tunes but #stillnotasoundcamp

Events: Moon Hopper Jousting • 7.35ish O’clock News • Nightline News! • Sunday Storytime Sesh • Saturday Night In

We are a sex-positive camp bringing unique 18+ conscious pleasures to the paddock, where pleasure meets authenticity in a heart-centred space.

Expect a mix of playful exploration and deep connection in our workshops and events, including our very popular Ohhh-gasm inducing machine 🫦🔥

-> Check out our board for daily offerings, since not all of them made it to the event guide.

Events: ADHD + Sex & Intimacy: Q&A and convo • The Body as a Poem • Pleasure Awakening • Heart-2-Heart Intimacy • Wild Rides • Handy Tips for penis lovers

Hey there wanderers! Welcome to Camp Rock!

We’re all about climbing high and dreaming big. Our rock wall is your playground, where every ascent is an adventure and each crux is a chance to push your limits. Come hang out with us, whether you're working out the beta on a tricky climb, sending a new problem, or just soaking up the good vibes. We’ll share stories and laughter, making every moment magical and unforgettable. At Camp Rock, we celebrate the thrill of the climb and the joy of the journey. Join us, and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Events: Intermediate Bouldering Workshop • Advanced Bouldering • Beginner Bouldering Basics • Get Your Rocks Off • Climbing Competition! • Getting Stoned

Camp Vote Love is an all-inclusive camp that celebrates the essence of love, fun, diversity, and pride. Our camp is a welcoming space where everyone is embraced, and individuality is cherished. We aim to foster a conscious vibrant community where people from all walks of life come together to share joy, connect with one another, and celebrate the beautiful spectrum of human experience.

Events: Welcome to Camp Vote Love • Love Yoga • Rainbow Love Party

Cape Carnival is back for the umpteenth time with our deservedly infamous Cheez and Whine Party, face and body art, and great tunes.

Events: Artistic Face and Body Transformations • Random Percussion Jam • Whine and Cheeze • Sunday Vibe Raise

Times do not change, people change with time. Even the anachronistic Vikings of Coffeeholm must also obey the laws of time and evolve, or perish.

In accordance with the Trash Renaissance, The filthy camp raiding, bar pillaging, bean swilling, chai quaffing Vikings that you know and love, have undergone a complete rebirth. Much like a Cuterebra larva metamorphosing into a magnificent Botfly, Coffeeholm has emerged anew! As a crew of filthy camp raiding, bar pillaging, bean swilling, chai quaffing Pirates!!!

In their mighty ship The Pudgy Dragon, they will sail the 6 paddocks, shivering your timbers and raining down coffee and confusion on all who get in their way!

Events: Chainmail Workshop • Dude Chats for Better Dudes • Board games of Desire • Sunset Sea Shanties • Late Night Chai • Cöffeehölm Morning Coffee

Cosmic Laundromat cleans your Aura through art of acroyoga and tantric connection. Come to experience the new shiny you.

Events: Beginner AcroYoga • Tai Chi Tumble • Connect Without Words. Guided Dance and Play • Ballet Class • Silent Soulmate Soirée • Acro Mandala

Feel like your from another galaxy? Come embrace your uniqueness! Meet fellow cosmic travelers. Expect alternative music & styles. All rebel aliens welcome.

Events: Emo Night: "It's not a phase mom! It's a tribute!" • Cosmic Connections • Pole in the paddock

The main objective of Cycle Cove is to provide communal bicycles that can be used at anytime by anyone. They can be collected from CC Depot and returned if possible or left out in obvious places for others to take and use.

We estimate we will have 15-20 bikes but that will vary depending on transport to site and acquisition of the bikes before the event.

All bikes will be recycled and repurposed for the event. The bikes will be decorated and painted by members of the team to be unique and distinguishable as CC bikes. They will be modified to be suitable for the terrain e.g. good wheels and tyres, single gear (low maintenance, low speed), plus lights that will automatically switch on at night, powered by rechargeable batteries, solar panels on the bikes maybe included, tbc.

There will be a workshop in the cap to repair any CC bikes plus offer servicing and repairs to any other bikes that are onsite.

If there are no bikes at the CC depot, at designated times we will locate with GPS and collect the ones that are not being used and return them to the depot.

We see this starting as a small operation in terms of bike numbers but we plan to grow the fleet through the years. This may be achieved by asking for bike donations from burners at the event. If the community would like to bring old unused bikes then they can be taken away, re-purposed and added to the fleet for future events.

In addition to the community bike scheme there will be daily yoga sessions held by a qualified teacher that will be advertised and open to everyone. Tarot Card reading via a sign up sheet and we are also planning on making and providing kombucha.

We are all interconnected, part of a greater matrix woven and governed by the Divine. Our camp invites you to connect with your true self and the expansive web of life. Together, let’s explore the deep connection between the individual and the collective, aligning with the sacred matrix that unites us all.

Events: Morning Dance • Breath Medicine • Sisterhood Circle • Connecting with the land is connecting with the self

Faerieland is going to be the sanctuary for Radical Faeries, a spiritual movement started by LGBTQ+ people in the 1960s and have grown to an international community. Generally, we tend to be queer people who look for a spiritual dimension to our sexuality; many of us are healers of one kind or another.

We hope to share the spiritual and connective dimensions of Faerie gatherings by hosting heart circles, events and activities aimed at radical listening, touch and connection. This is a safe space for queer and queer-friendly people to gather.

Events: Analogue Grindr

Cooking meat and vege on fire

The chapel. A place to celebrate love, peace and unity in a special ceremony of connection for the untamed and wild. Linking the mind with the body.

Events: Chapel of official unoffical wedding ceremonies • Speed dating • Earthy Song Circles

Welcome to Hookah Road, the paddock’s home of shisha and shenanigans.

Offering specialty nicotine coal sessions and nicotine-free e-shisha 24/7, we’re an ideal spot to relax, recharge, and reconnect. We strike the perfect mix of mellow and madness — hosting the biggest parties on the quietest paddock, featuring iconic Picklebacks, lemon & lingerie boogies, and daring presses of the (in)famous Big Red Button. At the heart of it all is our cozy hangout space, where you can embrace the true shisha tradition of sparking up meaningful conversations.

Come for the chill, stay for the thrill.

Events: Speed Mating • Lemons & Lingerie • Hot Coal Sessions • Hooks & Hookah • Pickleback Party

Inky Fingers like making stuff, come and make a badge, have a t-shirt printed or pick up something wonderful to wear at our yard sale.

Events: Just print me a f-cking t-shirt already! • Candy Floss for Breakfast xx • Badge making with Sunny • Clothes Yard Sale

Littles' Playhouse is a camp for the youngest burners on the paddock. A safe, supportive inviting, informative and entertaining space for burner parents and their kiddos. Littles' Playhouse is helping guide and teach our future thinkers, doers and leaders a path for the benefit of the earth. We offer child-focused workshops and entertainment. Note: we are not a daycare, we expect parental involvement. Let's keep the fires burning with our little future kiwi-burners!

Events: Kids Cat Ear Making for Futuristic Kittens • Pregnant Pause • Be a Finder! • Storytime: Children's Books

Welcome to "Neon Dreamscape Oasis" AKA Rusty Bullet Hole

MIMOSAIC = MOSAIC MEETS MIMOSA’S

At "Neon Dreamscape Oasis," we believe that creativity flows best when you're well-hydrated and your spirit is high. Mosaic workshop and refreshing mimosa's that will not only quench your thirst but also elevate your manhood or give you a clit lift. Join us for a Luigi Mangione lookalike competition and put down some ass moves to the KB”s 1037th best DJ

See chalkboard and snuff board for session times

Mint Country Club aka MCC is the place to be for an ice cold GIN & TONIC. Be cool as a cucumber, play lawn sports, join in the games workshop and fun activities. Keep an eye out for the roaming gin bar, there for your refreshMints. come join the club, get MINTED and wear GREEN.

Events: Meet the Minters • MCC Cabaret Talent/Untalent Show • Hobby Horse Dressage • Steampunk Zushing • Macrame Water bottle holder making • Mini Bike Jousting

Miso Den, is a cozy spot where you can snuggle up with a cup of miso soup under the fairy lights with a cozy blanket and some pals. Board games, read / swap books and cozy instruments will be available and a cup of hot miso will have you replenished and ready for a night on the dance floor or the perfect way to warm up after a big night before bed!

Events: MISO SOUP AT THE DEN!

Ngāti BIPOC is dedicated to providing a safe space for Black, Indigenous People of Colour to come and be with others of a shared experience on the paddock and in life. While this is our main kaupapa, we are a welcome and open space of aroha and manaakitanga. We look forward to sharing our camp with all.

Events: Dabke • Hula Fitness with Lee <3 • The Wake-Up • Korero mai • Pranayama (Breathwork & Meditation)

From hypnotic fire-dancing performances to gravity-defying pole artistry, the night air hums with rhythm and rebellion. Hoop masters weave glowing trails through the darkness, while flow artists blur the line between control and chaos. Every flicker of flame, every swing of a staff, every spin of a hoop is a dance with the unseen forces of fate and fire.

Events: Friday & Saturday Flow Workshops • 50 Therapeutic / 50 Sensual Massage (18+) Workshop • Pagan-Viking Fire Show & Fire Circle • Bondage Life Drawing • Circus Workshops • Ultra-Violet Flow Show & Fire Circle

Not/So Secret is a Sound camp empowering the underground artists and techno lovers with themed parties,playing mostly cosmic, psytech, acid, techno.

Events: Get On Our Deck • Full Moon Circle • Triashlon • Psycret SoHighTea • A Sip of Secrets • Dance of The Spirit

18+

Live on 88.1 FM - Playing Artist Submitted Content and Live Creativity Sessions all throughout the burn. Email music@paddockradio.net or come down to the Hub

The Palace of the Sand dragon rises to collect and share stories from all across the paddock. Come and find respite from the sun or sound and share your adventures with our local scribes. Our ever growing library will store your stories for you and others to read.

Events: Worldbuilding and map making at the Palace! • The Greatest Tale of the Trash Renaissance • Quiz of the Year • Maths Exam

Pangea is where music meets pancakes. We are a sound camp with muso members who want to jam out, serve pancakes, and have a good time. We welcome others to come join our musical offerings, to jam with us or have a boogie. Our vibe is magical and mythical, where fairies and dragons are real. Keep an eye out for our roaming fairies! If you spin their wheel, you may win a prize.

Events: Trash Jazz • DEEZ HOUR OF POWER • Lo-Fi Pancakes • 2000’s Emo/Pop Punk we’re not okay (but there’s a live band so it’s fine x) • Rhythms of West Africa: Live Drumming & Guided Dance • The One, The Only, Pangea Jam Night

✈️ Welcome to Paradiso Airlines ✈️

Kiwiburn's best airline! No, not that one. No, not the sexy one either. You know, with the giant inflatable thing and all the DnB?

Nevermind - just swing by and climb aboard - we'll get you where you're going 😉

Events: In-Flight Meal Service • In-Flight Meal Service • Crash Landing • High Tea on Cloud Nine • Beginner Crochet Club

Slip through the cracks of reality and into the improbable—a dusty spaceport where alien traders, interdimensional refugees, and freaks and weirdos from across the galaxy mingle in delightful contradiction. Lying between dimensions, this alien market outpost hums with exotic wares and whispered secrets from a thousand worlds. Come hang up your space boots, grab a Gizz 'n Tonic and lose yourself in the eyes (or tentacles) of your fellow travellers. Remember: in Paradox, you're never lost—just in the wrong timeline.

Events: Pony Pals from Planet Earth • Paradoxxx Tales & Art • Intergalactic Coffee • Like Never Before 2: COSMIC CLASH! • The Bizarre Bazaar

Peace and Love runs the erotica electronica immersive interactive nude dance event. Dance in our pixel storms of light. Runs events which are low key and informative.

Events: Erotica Electronica • Building your mind fortress • 'Mostlyphysics' ambientchillenvironment

The Petri Dish is a medium for growth. Come inoculate our substrate and let's see what happens!

Events: Take charge of your discharge • Creature Yoga • Cycle Circle • Kids science experiments

We are a cosy camp of experienced burners who share a comfortable space, where this year we offer wellbeing experiences.

Events: Sharing circle - gender • Corporate Wellness Retreat • Guilty Pleasures Dance Party • Yin yoga hour • Massage • Pillowtopia Wellness Day

Deep in the paddocks of Kiwiburn, our camp is a sanctuary for introverted explorers and cosmic dreamers. We revere a Giraffinity "Devita", a biomechanical giraffe deity who ascended beyond the stars to graze on the data-leaves of celestial realms.

Come join our cosmic congregation as we bask in the glory of Devita. Get ready for joyful rituals, ethereal music, and a constellation of communal activities that will lift your spirit to the stars. Abundance awaits! 🦒✨

Portals & Sorcerers is about opening up new dimensions and crafting your own magic systems.

There will be open source copy left board game that people can play and participate in the design of.

Events: Attendance • Open Source Copy Left Game Dev

Is your hand writing better than your voice? Want to insult a camp anonymously? Got a crush so you think sending them some of your hair will help? That’s right team, Pup’s Paddock Post is back baby! The paddocks famously bad postal service is here and as always - We will read your mail and we might deliver it.

Eek! The Big Man is infested with wild rodents! We have scurried in to his sewers and made a cosy(?) nest from the trash he provided. We dub thee "R.A.T". Our den is a space for all the critters out there, from the smallest pygmy rat to the biggest capybara - After all, we're the strayest, gayest ferals in the trash heap.

At R.A.T you can explore the depth of the sewers, take a seat under the Big Man, praise the ratking, or peruse our curated rodent art gallery and even add some art of your own! Another week, another squeak, amirite?

Events: Sprongus Birthday (HAPPY NEW YEAR!)

The Sensory Dispensary is a psychedelic wonderland full of sensory delights and experiences, a place to chill out and explore the unexpected. We have what you need to delight your five senses, and more LAMP than you can shake your eyeballs at. Open 25 hours a day!

Events: Sensory Sunrise • Cold Brew Coffee Hour • Philosophy Workshop: Happiness & Meaning

Office meets Kink. Where pleasure meets business, and business meets pleasure. Sexy and powerful, lots of structure, come and turn over your intellectual property to us.

Events: Poetry Workshop • Cloud Care training • Sky Dungeon party • Fuck yes femmes! • Ummm, can u cum sort out ur rac1st uncle plz? • Non-binary Baddies

Cosy, luscious and a bit cheeky, dip your fingers in to some Sodden Velvet and get yourself wet. Whether you’re covering yourself with sunscreen at the Chub Rub, feeling seduced at our Queer Poetry evening, or getting squirted on by a love bomb during our roaming water fight, Sodden Velvet will heighten your senses and have you dripping.

Events: Rainbow happy hour • Tiny Talent Show • Sodden Velvet Craft Cornder

Didn't bring enough food? CBF cooking the food you did bring?

Never fear, your Souper Heroes at Souper Kitchen are here to save the day!

Featuring the sexiest Souper Heroes you've ever seen (and maybe some naughty villians) we are here to fill your tummies with tasty hot food.

Please bring your own vessel!

Come and join us for stitching and bitching, we will help you fix and embellish you clothes or costumes. This time our specialty workshops will be the making of tiny pockets, for tiny things. All within earshot of our collection of DJs playing funky chilled tunes.

Events: Stitch & Bitch cocktails and canapes • Stitch and bitch your tiny pocket

All things carney, circus circus. lyra, silks, acro, yoga and of course our famous Cabaret show on Friday night. Pizza under the fire ceiling is a must.

Events: Swing Fling Cabaret • Afro Afternoon • Sunday Mass

Tangerine Steeze brings you the tangiest, fruitiest, juiciest time on the Paddock. Operating day and night, we have workshops, parties, BASS, and the tastiest tunes played through the Fat Owl sound system. We love tang, we love fruit and we cannot wait to squeeze you some steeze!

Events: Sexy Banana Dance Off • Live Lush Electronica • Decolonising Kiwiburn • Sea Shanty Singalong • FULL STEEZE • Hat & Robe Party • Burner Bum Sun Club Naked Day Rave 2: Electric Boogaloo

As the night deepens on the paddock, dust yourselves off from your shaded caves and venture into a fertile wonderland where the palm trees sway and desert creatures dance to driving basslines and lush sensations all night long. At TechnOasis, every night is paradise.

Events: Wild Things - • Saints & Sinners • Harness Up! • Klub Nacht @ TechnOasis

Step in to the Closet and become immersed in all the endless possibilities of who you can become... Have a browse through our rails of delightful clothing and accessories while you allow your limbs to flow freely to the sounds of our fruity DJ's.

DANCE, BE & FEEL FREE - take your pick from our collection of weird, wonderful, wacky clothes and accessories and don't you worry... We understand love affairs are a common occurrence on the paddock and we also understand the feeling of falling head over heels with a fabulous jacket or dress. So, if you happen to fall for any of the Closet items, please feel free to accept them as our gift to you, and may they bring you joy & happiness for years to come!

YOU. ARE. FABULOUS.

Can't wait to see you! X

Where calm meets chaos, where the forest parts and the psychedelic creatures come to play, laugh, talk and relax. We are both are very chill, lovely camp which loves to hold space for everyperson/s then also love to be cheeky and get into the chaos. We'd love for you to explore both sides of this Zip.

Events: Big T2: A Zipperian Psychedelic Soundscape • Unzipping to Presence - Yoga and Meditation • Zip Happens: Choose Your Zipventure • Grand (Re)Opening of the Cosmic Zip Portal

The Cypher is a Hip-hop, 90’s, and artistic themed camp. We love hosting music, open Mics DJs, bands, the odd freestyle and wonky bass.

Events: Dubstep Karaoke • Poetry 101: with added Donuts • Shitty raps • Turn of the century • Destiny's Fortune

The doss house is a rowdy ass bar and grill

Events: Battleshots! • THE BAR AND GRILL IS OPEN* • Super Sultry Sexy Shameless Sangria Shenanigans • BAMBIS BACK BABY!

All aboard! The HBFA Express has arrived at the HBFA Transfer Station. You’re invited to join the HBFA crew as we go off the rails at the next stop on our journey.

Though we left the Pitstop behind in 2024, we’re still THE place to go before you go (up to the Effigy Paddock)!

Pay us a visit at the station, we'll get you on the right track and give you the loco-motivation you need to enjoy the rest of your night. Hop onboard, don't miss the train. Choo choo!

Events: Shots at the Station • Hawkes Bay Appreciation Day • First Time Burners Workshop • How to use the Burner Principles IRL • Full Year Volunteer Appreciation Party

Step into the enigmatic world of 'Hilbert Space,' an immersive art installation that challenges your perceptions of geometry, topology, and the fabric of the universe.

At the heart of this thought-provoking exhibit stands a regular tetrahedron, its five-meter edges forming a perfect, symmetrical structure. Within this geometric marvel floats a three-meter weather balloon, an ethereal sphere at the intersection of mathematical precision and natural wonder.

Surrounding this central motif, a series of projectors cast intricate patterns and luminous projections onto the balloon's surface, creating a dynamic interplay of light and shadow that shifts with your perspective. The projections explore the profound concept that in a block universe, the three dimensions of space and the one dimension of time are fluid and interchangeable.

As you navigate this spatial tableau, you will be invited to contemplate the equivalence of spatial and temporal dimensions—x and t, yz and xt—as planes intersecting through the continuum of reality. 'Hilbert Space' serves as a gateway to understanding how these dimensions blend and morph, opening a portal to the deeper truths of our existence.

Engage with 'Hilbert Space' and embark on a journey that transcends conventional boundaries, inviting you to explore the seamless fusion of time and space and the interconnectedness of all dimensions

Events: Bifurcate your Universe • The Hans Zimmer Experience • Synthesthesia

We want to bring the vibe of a homestead home where everyone is welcome and we try not to forget your paddock name.

Come see us for home brew testing and awards to be awarded

Home made pickles and talks around the lifestyle.

Heavier metal Brunch and pub crawl!

Events: Lip Balm Making Workshop • Hillbilly Hydroslide • 2nd Annual ROCK BBQ SossieFEST • The Home Growers & Home Brewers gathering • Meet Your Regional Contacts! • Body tagging • Magic milkshake and seed bomb making

All aboard the Magic Doof Bus for an audiovisual odyssey! Featuring our custom converted bus stage, personal lighting system and Paraflex sound system!

Events: All Bangers No Clangers • Beethoven Beat Battle • Beats Showcase

Have a job need ruining? Need a reliable team of unqualified fuckheads to not help with something? Come on down to the Maintenance department & fill out a form! Our friendly staff are trained to make sure your every need is left unfulfilled & left worse off than when you started!

Events: The Maintenance Department Christmas Party! • Connect Four Tournament • Are you the one?

The Pheasant brings you pleasant things and chill happenings. When the rigors of the night before leave you needing home comforts, come relax on our couches for a cuppa and a cuddle. If you've had your fill snorting ketamine off frogs, join us for baked goods, lawn games, or beat the competition to be champion of our Butt Wrestling ring. If you know the truth is out there, spin the conspiracy pinwheels to get red pilled.

Events: Ed Hearnshaw Memorial Butt Wrestling Championship • Sportsball! • Rave of Innocence Baby Dance Party • Non-Violent Communication Workshop

It all started in a west Auckland garage indulging in our own method of researching chemicals. Sitting on dusty couches watching metal rust. A decade later were doing the same shit but in a paddock with you lot.

Shit beer, shit chat, shit choons, solid cunts, mean couches. And always.... Up the rust!

Events: Throwback Thursday: Bangers and Mash • Rusty Roll Over • Send It Saturdaaaaay • Dinosaurs Vs Faeries • The Rusty's 3rd Annual(ish) Lap Dance Competition • Tradie Day

"ROSSS MATE'"

Events: Dubstep for Dopamine!!! • Dubstep Karaoke • Trust Fall!!! • Cloud Gazing

The Snuggery is a space that welcomes your inner child and their full expression. Come join us for cuddle puddles, shenanigans and heartfelt connections. Our chill out snuggle space is open 24/7 and welcomes all who wish to chill even just for a moment.

Events: Mary Jane's Snuggle Puddle • The Snuggery • Slow risers morning snug • The Gift of Strawberries • Authentic Relating Games with Laurie King • Friendship Bracelets

the place where all the scoops (both scandalous and deep and meaningful) come out to be shared by anyone who wanders by and fancies a wee perch. what else would we use the streets for if we could choose? games and murals of course! come play, paint, chat and get aboard this grassy wee block party.

Events: Open Stoop • Conversation Starters • Mural painting collab

Saunter into 'The Tipsy Whisker', where our cocktails will have your whiskers a wee bit wobbly. Our quality control guarantees each visit will be different from the last. Ready for some lighthearted libations? Join us!

Events: Wenching Hour • Berghain Hour

By Chris

Tats n slaps. Come get a temporary tattoo or indulge in a fine slap right across your pretty little face. We've got both!

Events: Tramp Stamp 5K Run • Baby Rave • Kara-okay • Moon protest

Two Couches & a Rug, bringing you 2 (two) couches and 1 (one) rug to the paddock since 2015

Events: Bogan Alley Quiz @ the Acid TAB • Butt Plug Craft Hour Raffle • Acid TAB - 24 Hour Sports Action

We are Kinky. With our core group of friendly and experienced Kinksters from Wellington and all over NZ, we bring our skills, knowledge, experience, and deviant alternative brains to the paddock eager to share with all who want to experience and learn more.

Consent is important to us in everything we do with SSC, RACK, and PRICK. Come down and pop in for a visit (even just query the alphabet soup!).

Curious? Indulge with us at our fun and friendly Parties, Workshops and Discussions on Rope/Shibari/Kinbaku, bondage, S&M, sensual touch, and debauchery, we welcome everyone from the experienced to the inquisitive.

Events: Shibari for all • Bondage for all • Shibari for all • Consent and Negotiation • Orgasm Control? Pain and Pleasure? • Impact play

We wannabe like the cool camps, but weren’t not cool enough. Be we try damn hard.

Events: Bondage Karaoke • The REAL Mint Country Club • Bob Ross Bodypainting • Booty Bouncin' Bass • Bottomless Bunch

Need a moment of 'aww' and whimsy? Pop by our camp to choose your very own warm fuzzy, fuzzily warm doodleboppers, hand crafted MOOP bags, a hug or some other cute & quirky creation! Perfect for the Paddock or for a quick pick-me-up for your return to the default world....

Events: Want to become a Master of MOOP? • Oracle readings • Just breathe and let go

A social and spiritual journey of sustainability, loving our land, our planet and each other through passion and creativity. Honest conversations, funky tunes and self expression welcome and required.

Events: Open Minds 2 Open Hearts • Poi-E, Koru and Colouring • The Bad Artist • Regenerative Farming - Misconceptions of farming • Colour splash • Udder art

A lush space for sensual delights and bodily experiences. A place of openness and curiosity. A town full of yummmm. We will have epic dance parties, sensual workshops and always a welcoming delicious space.

Events: The Yumtown Townhall Party! • The Cauldron • Embodied Breathwork & Sound Journey • Live music chill down • Psychedelic Integration Therapy • Singing circle and sound journey

Welcome to Zef Camp, the OG Garbage Art Camp – although you may have heard several names throughout the years like a true star with an identity crisis.

This year we are going back to our roots, hopefully finding ourselves but results not guaranteed. A bunch of silly geese, honky clowns, and sexy, creative weirdos reign supreme here.

We’ve been crafting trashy masterpieces out of zip ties, duct tape and sheer desperation since before it was cool enough to become Kiwiburn 2025’s official theme. So, thanks for the flattery! We know imitation is the sincerest form of it, and we promise to bring even MORE beautiful pieces of trash this year

Oh and did we mention we’re also very, very ridiculously good-looking, sex-positive, body-positive, and utterly outrageous!?

Events: Adults Only Storytime • Cauldron Cupids • Soapbox soaping • The bizarre zefzaar • Pretentious Philosophy Hour • Pheromones and Feral Moans