Tickets, ID, and Bribes: Your Survival Guide to Gate Happiness

Jan 20, 2026

As you roll up to the gate and prepare for your grand entrance, please consider bribing the very lovely Gate Crew — they’re bravely wrangling thistles, prickles, and the many mysteries of the paddock, often with surprisingly tender feet. A warm do-bro, a smile, or a little kindness goes a long way: bribes make a happy Gate Crew, and a happy Gate Crew is very good for you. While you’re spreading the love, do us all a favor and make sure your ticket is downloaded and ready to scan (signal gremlins are real), and don’t forget your photo ID. Prepared, kind, and slightly bribey is the ideal gate vibe.

Image Credit; Daniel

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