The moment we’ve all been subconsciously waiting for: Kiwiburn has finally teamed up with Double Brown for Double-Burn: an ember of Kiwiburn 2025. Think of it like a heaps better Burn within a kind-of-ok Burn, because why have trash when you can have treasure?
In a groundbreaking partnership no one asked for, Kiwiburn is super stoked to finally unveil our collaboration with Double Brown (lovingly known as DoBros to you filthy hippies) the prestigious provider of budget beer and questionable life choices.
That’s right, say goodbye to wrestling for distinction at the Beret, Gifting your precious Paddock provisions, and sweating in the sun (or getting stuck in the mud) to help bring Kiwiburn to life. Thanks to this new venture, Kiwiburn participants will now have exclusive access to premium Double-Burn: an ember of Kiwiburn 2025 packages featuring glamping tents decked out with ocularly offensive DoBros art; VIP passes which give you daily early access to the river and private tours of both the Effigy and Temple; and of course, a fridge* full of DoBros.
What’s that? You actually came to Kiwiburn for the Community, the Leave No Trace ethos, and to build something real with your bare hands? How cute. For the low price of $499.99 you can ditch that hippy nonsense for a 5-star bell tent, equipped with WiFi, air conditioning (or fireplace, depending on the mood swings of the Paddock), and most importantly, a fridge* stocked to the brim with Aotearoa’s finest.
No longer will you have to spend hours setting up a ‘Theme Camp’ while contemplating the meaning of Radical Self-Reliance. Now, you can sit back in the comfort of your luxurious memory-foam mattress and ponder the far deeper question: does this fridge* have enough DoBros?
Remember Radical Inclusion? With this exciting new partnership, that Principle just got a wee tweak. For an additional $199.99 you can bypass all the plebs in the queue and head straight into the festival with our brand new, extra-exclusive Much-Faster-Than-Express DOUBLE (brown) Express Lane.
$exCom couldn’t be more excited about the partnership, saying ‘we really felt that Kiwiburn was getting a bit too real. People were having, like, actual life-changing experiences. It was time to introduce something more, you know, commodified. Plus, who doesn’t love a DoBro?’
So here’s to the dawn of a new era: Double-Burn: an ember of Kiwiburn 2025, where the ethos of Kiwiburn meets the warm, aluminium-clad fist of DoBros. Who needs Radical Self-Expression when you’ve got VIP access to the most widespread commodity on the Paddock? After all, nothing says personal growth like a fridge* full of Double Brown and a fully catered glamping experience.
If you’re keen to make your Paddock experience unforgettable, mosey on here to sign up for exclusive VIP access and glamping goodness. Cheers to that.
*NOTE: fridge is purely decorative and does not actually keep your DoBros cold, coz ew, cold DoBros.
