We need a person, a person with a particular set of skills. Until such a time as Britomart train station creates a line to the Paddock; we need people to deal with the onslaught of motor vehicles that transport all you lovely Burners each and every year. For that to happen safely, efficiently and most of all, legally, we need someone with at LEAST an STMS level 1. (This is a legit qualification, so unfortunately, we cannot accept ‘vibes’ in lieu of this paperwork).
This person, this wonderful, determined and flawless human being will ALSO need to have STMS category A, B or C (I don’t actually know what this means, but I’m assured it’s both real and important).
We really struggle to fill this role each year, so if you’re reading this and you DO have STMS qualifications, you’re likely the only one able to help us. Won’t you help us? Pls.
If you do happen to have STMS quals AND would like a big fat juicy ticket to the bangingest Burn since the Big One (you know the one), please send your intentions and qualifications to traffic@kiwiburn.com and you’ll be showered with praise and accolades. And a ticket.