Dear Readers, Burners, Birgins and Ambiguously Holiday-Affiliated Individuals,
As the calendar rounds its final corner, it’s time to celebrate… something!
Whether you’re lighting candles, decorating trees, giving gifts, singing songs, or simply enjoying a work-free day in your pjs, this is a time for reflection, connection, and perhaps one too many desserts.
We at the Department of Propaganda would like to wish you a wonderful seasonal experience filled with laughter, warmth, and the joy of however-you-choose-to-celebrate. We’re steering clear of naming names (holidays or deities), but let’s all agree that twinkling lights, baked goods, Dobros and goodwill are universally awesome.
As you gather with friends, family, or a very lucky Netflix queue, remember the true spirit of this time: spending time with people you like and socially acceptable naps. Whether you’re feasting, fasting, or just trying to figure out where all this glitter came from, we hope it’s your happiest [REDACTED FESTIVE TERM] yet.
Cheers to closing out the year on a bright, joyful note, or just hoisting a glass because 2024 is finally over— See you on the Paddock, you beautiful freaks.
Secularly Yours,
DOP
