Ever walked past a Kiwiburn street sign and thought:
“I could have named that better.”
Well.
NOW IS YOUR CHANCE.
Again for Kiwiburn 2027: Moss & Microchips, Town Planning is (reluctantly) handing the naming rights (sort of) over to the people who actually make the Paddock weird.
We want YOUR road names.
Not corporate names.
Not boring names.
Not Main Street.
We want the stuff that makes your Burner mates snort-laugh at the dinner table.
- Mossy nonsense
- Fungal filth
- Computer wizardry
- Glitchy bullshit
- Peak Kiwi wordplay
- Forest weirdness
- Paddock lore
- Terrible puns
- And anything else your beautiful brain can come up with
Moss & Microchips is your playground.
- Maybe you’ve got a killer botanical pun.
- Maybe you’ve got a road name you’ve been saving for years.
- Maybe you just woke up at 3am with an absolutely cooked idea and thought “that’s definitely a Kiwiburn road.”
WE WANT IT!
THE DEAL:
Send us your 5 best road name ideas before October 25, 2026.
That’s it.
Five names.
Five chances to immortalise your nonsense on the Kiwiburn map.
Got more?
Reset the form. Send five more.
Because let’s be honest, you’re going to think of better ones in the shower anyway.
NAME THAT ROAD:
https://forms.gle/b2jLjSyMKoqdHc1a9
Who knows, at Burn you might be standing near a road sign thinking:
“Hey, I named that.”
Moss your chance. Name the road.
– Kiwiburn Town Planning
Image credit; Daniel Wagner
