“Pond appearing in a paddock? Yes.
Swimming pond? No.
Giant signage that warns you of coming out of the pond with potential syphilis? Yes.
Danger to yourself as well as the wetlands wildlife in/near the pond if you go in it? Yes.
Will we do our absolute best to cordon/fence it off to create a safety barrier to stop you? Yes.
Will you listen to the above instructions and not go in or near the pond? Hopefully.”
By @Lauren/Loz (Event Manager, Acting TC Facilitator)

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