A recent survey of absolutely nobody has revealed that 98% of Kiwiburners plan to “just relax this year” before accidentally signing up for three departments, building two art installations, helping erect someone else’s shade structure, and somehow still ending up on Greeters at 6am.
Meanwhile, Theme Camps have begun their annual tradition of insisting they’ll “keep it simple this time,” before constructing a two-story geodesic dome complete with LED lighting, two couches, a tea ceremony, and an unnecessarily complicated pulley system.
Experts predict that, despite months of planning, someone will still arrive at Kiwiburn without a cup, a pillow, or any idea where they parked their tent. Fortunately, Radical Self-Reliance only lasts until your nearest neighbor offers you a coffee, a spank and a spare mallet.
Business as usual, and we can’t wait.
If this all sounds like a bit of you, pre-empt it, join the team and sign up for one of our epic year round roles. Score yourself a ticket and a bunch of new friends and find where you belong in our magical community.
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