Are you the kind of person who can find poetry in precision? Do you believe that cleanliness is next to Burnerliness? Then step right up… The Sanitation team needs a 2iC!
That’s right, the noble guardians of the porcelain thrones are looking for a brave and capable Second-in-Command to help keep the loos lively, stocked, and (miraculously) sparkling. You’ll support the Sanitation Lead with wrangling a Crew of sanitation legends making sure every Burner’s business gets taken care of.
It’s not just about bleach and bog roll. This Crew turns hygiene into high art. We’re talking toilet décor, consent posters, maybe even a little loo-based lore. Your mission: bring fun, creativity, and order to the chaos of compost and sanitizer.
You’ll need some leadership chops, decent organisational skills, and the ability to communicate clearly without gagging at the phrase “hand pump refill.” In return, you’ll get the eternal gratitude of ~2,000 hippies and the knowledge that your work literally keeps the event flowing.
Sound like your kind of weird? Check out the full monty, get your application in, and claim your throne beside the Sanitation Lead.
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