Hunterville Kiwiburn Site to Become Super AI Data Centre
HUNTERVILLE – In completely fabricated breaking news, the Hunterville Kiwiburn site has reportedly been selected for New Zealand’s largest Super AI data centre.
KiwiburnGPT™ will allegedly contain 14 billion GPUs, three wind turbines, and an AI trained entirely on camp names, events, mustard and unsolicited opinions.
“We chose Hunterville for its excellent vibes and proven ability to support large numbers of people making questionable decisions,” said fictional CEO Chad Algorithmson.
The AI will reportedly be capable of answering the eternal Kiwiburn question: “Where is my friend?” with “Probably at some camp.”
Construction begins immediately after someone finds the consent forms.
Image Credit; John Williams
