Event Guide

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Two Couches & a Rug

Come and watch the finest sports you've never heard of 24 hours a day. (next to Two Couches & a Rug)

Games

Camp's Featured Event!

All day Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Wednesday at Bless You, Fuck Me

Desiring a comfy, cozy, intentional space for relationship chats & check-ins with potential playmates? Come cuddle up & have good quality chats about sexuality, emotional safety & consent while exploring our camp's very own Intimate Conversations Card Deck to prompt authentic communication. Cat Law applies in this tent (if you wouldn't touch a cat this way, please don't touch each other this way)

Discussion / Conversation • Chillout

18+

All day Wednesday at Gemma v.s. The Normal Worms

WORLD PREMIERE. 2 years recording 20 voice actors in a garage in Island Bay. 8 years of intensive sound design. Pachali Brewster presents the most epic aural adventure of your entire life. Doodle a worm in our chill space, and listen to our surreal drug-trip fantasy comedy radio series. Inspired by Bad Jelly the Witch & Monty Python. Made with 420% Love.

Arts & Crafts • Chillout • Performance

18+

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday at the river

Time for Recorder Class. Capture the sweet nostalgia and childlike joy of honking on a recorder.

Come prepared, no instructions given and recorders provided.

Music • Performance • Chillout

Kid-Friendly

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at The Rusty Joint

Keep your eyes on the Blackboard at the Rusty to see any upcoming sound sessions and events.

Music • Performance • Party • Games • Food & Drink • Discussion / Conversation • Chillout • Arts & Crafts • Workshop

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday roaming around

What started as a phallic object & a shityarn, evolved into a chronicle of vicious intercamp battles for a big ol dick!

The DICK is BACK you’ll know it when u see it!

RULES:

-Must be in an accessible/visible area of camp

-Must be returned if seen whilst raiding & still within defending camp territory

-No excessive force/foul play

-No attaching dick to your structure

-No butt stuff/other stuff

Games

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday at The DOSS House

beer and sausages. if someone is around we can do it 😛

Food & Drink

Camp's Featured Event!

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Palace of the Sand Dragon

Are you having crazy adventures? Zany experiences? Maybe memorable interactions?

We want to immortalize your stories and help you remember them! Drop your stories off at the Palace, or come over and write them down yourself. When that dusty Sunday morning comes, our scribes will give them a read and choose our favorite.

That favored storyteller will find themselves with one more memorable trophy!

Games • Arts & Crafts

All day Thursday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at The Snuggery

Bringing the best chill out snuggle puddle on the paddock. This year we offer the classic truck Snugg you know and love and the more accessibility friendly tent Snugg as first seen at Raglan burn. That's right, not one, but two snugs. Suck on that Pillowtopia.

Chillout

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday 4:20am - 4:20pm at The Secret Sasquatch Society

It's 420!!!!! Don't miss out! Sasquatch Society will be open to all who indulge twice a day, every day!!! Thats right! Am-Pm! Papers and smoking devices provided Xxx

Chillout • Health & Wellness • Spiritual & Healing

18+

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday 9am - 4pm at the Temple Paddock

💅Babe, do you want to get fingered in a portaloo of risqué creation? Want Trans-formative nail art that'll leave you gushing? Get in the glory hole. No poos allowed. All genders welcum for a finger to finger connection. Where art meets shart, let us nail you. Plus: cum leave a (skid) mark and tag our box with your best toilet graffiti. Outside ARTery.

Health & Wellness

18+ (Sexual Content)

Thursday 10am - 12pm at The ARTery @ The Hub

Join Commodore Shenanigan in an adventure of story telling and art! Be a part of the becoming of the tale of the Lost Probably Pirates, and help create our mural for our Pirate den! Especially for kids!

Arts & Crafts

Kid-Friendly

Thursday 11am - 12:15pm at Centre Camp

Build new friendships to kick off your week! Participate in fun connection games and thought-provoking small-group discussions seeded with questions that will make you laugh, think, or both! We’ll also take the opportunity to set your intentions for the week- how will you make this your best Kiwi Burn yet?!

Come solo and make new friends, or show up with your existing crew to deepen your connection. Leave with your roadmap to a magical Kiwi Burn and a new community to share it with. Let’s party with purpose!

Workshop • Games

Thursday 11am - 12pm at The ARTery @ The Hub

Come along and make a little heart badge! Gentle crafting to start your day.

Arts & Crafts

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday 11:11am - 12pm at Portals & Sorcerers

Be there.

Chillout

Kid-Friendly

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday 12:30pm - 3pm at The ARTery @ The Hub

It's robot wars time! Come make your robot for the ultimate robot war!

Arts & Crafts • Games

Wednesday 3:30pm - 4:30pm at Centre Camp

CommuniTeam is looking to host a session open to all to come along and meet the CommuniTeam on paddock. The plan is essentially whakawhanaungatanga in its simplist form. A chance for the Community to come say Kia Ora, have a chat about any concerns or issues relating to the paddock (on or off Paddock) that they think the should be on the CommuniTeam's radar, and drop off suggestions (potential for an actual suggestion box) for the start of our 2025 Fireside Chats.

[NB: Feel free to contact Tāmati or Rāwiri on the CommuniTeam to hui about details; I (Rāwiri) am using my personal burner profile to submit the application. Happy to be very flexibile about schedules]

Discussion / Conversation • Chillout

Kid-Friendly

Thursday, Wednesday and Friday 4pm - 5pm at the river

Join's the crew from Littles's Playhouse, down by the river lagoon, for a parents and kids nature hang and swim. Bring a snack and sunscreen for your kiddos.

Chillout

Kid-Friendly

Wednesday 6pm - 8pm at Centre Camp

Come one, come all! Experience the weird wonderful talents of the paddock on stage and celebrate the first day of the burn. Want to join in? Rock up onsite and show us what you got! Some musical instruments may be available.

Performance

Wednesday 6pm - 6:35pm at Centre Camp

Welcome Home! Shed your spiky, chewy exterior and get pulpy with us. Warning: contains pineapple

Food & Drink • Party • Health & Wellness

Wednesday, Thursday and Friday 6pm - 10pm at Camp Ohhh-Gasm

Our ohhh-gasm inducing machine is back for another round of toe-curling ohhh-gasms...Vulva-bearing participants are invited to leap into a world of empowerment and pleasure as they hop onto one of our two Motor Bunny ride-on sex toys in a safe, and fun environment. Win a custom Camp Ohhh-gasm medal if you have an ohhh-gasm! 🫦

Performance

18+ (Sexual Content)

Camp's Featured Event!

Wednesday 7pm - 8pm at Two Couches & a Rug

Butt Plug Craft Hour is back with a twist! Want a custom butt plug featuring your favorite thing? Think taxidermy, quirky "vases," cuddly toys—the possibilities are endless! This year, we're offering personalized appointments to craft your dream plug. Join our raffle for a chance to snag a spot! We'll draw names at 7:30 PM sharp, and you must be present to win. Don't miss out!

Arts & Crafts

18+ (Sexual Content)

Wednesday 7pm - 8pm at 3nt1ty

This is more than a cheeky sunset rave—it's a dance for world peace, for unity, for those who believe in the power of a universal banger to heal the planet. The banger: Sandstorm. The medicine: an hour-long dance mix across many electronic genres, featuring ONLY remixes of Sandstorm. Peace, Love, Sandstorm!

Music • Spiritual & Healing • Party

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday 7:30pm - 8:15pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Missed the top paddock action of the day? Got FOMO? Didn’t get that in-joke? Catch the news as the CNC anchors present the cutting edge of current affairs, sports, weather from around the paddock. You write it, we read it - so if it’s not funny, that’s on you. But if it’s not the finest journalism you’ve ever seen on the paddock… I'll eat my hat!

Discussion / Conversation • Performance • Talk / Lecture

Camp's Featured Event!

Wednesday 8pm - 9pm at The Hilbert Space

Enjoy two Kiwiburns simultaneously. We will start with a fun explanation of the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics. With a grounding in the science, you can then choose to participate in our experiment to magnify quantum effects to the macroscopic and bifurcate yourself into two persons. Starring Hans Geiger.

Discussion / Conversation

Camp's Featured Event!

Wednesday 8pm at The HBFA Transfer Station

Kick off KB25 the right way, come join us for the grand opening of the HBFA Transfer Station - It's happy hour!

Captain will be driving the train, spinning the wheels and spinning some tunes, so come for a boogie and be sure to visit the Dining Car where we'll be serving our Paddock famous homebrew Schnapps.

The HBFA Transfer Station is the place to start your night off right!

Party • Music

18+ (Alcohol)

Wednesday 9pm - 9:50pm at Centre Camp

Kiwiburn on Ice (The Musical) recounts the adventures of first-time burners Flergus, Jolly and Rangitikei local Richard. Relive memories of your first Kiwiburn as you laugh, cry and sing along! Experience the ups and the downs, the new friendships, the sensory overload and many other surprises along the way. It’s the best ice-based musical you’ll see this summer!

* Ice not guaranteed

Performance • Music

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Sunday 9pm - 3am at Miso Den

Bring your cup along and help yourself to a hot cup of Miso Soup, available from 9pm onwards.

A cozy chill spot to take a minute to rewind from the wild in our snuggly den. Blankets, cuddles, board games, books and instruments under the fairy lights with a hot cup of replenishing soup.

Mmmm yum!! See ya there xx

Food & Drink • Chillout

Camp's Featured Event!

Wednesday 9pm - 11pm at Alphabet Soup

Finish erecting your camp and come get horizontal with us to watch The Princess Bride at Alphabet Soup! Enjoy excellent vibes day one with a cozy viewing of a camp classic with new friends and warm blankets. Byo chairs and blankets (friends provided)

Chillout

Wednesday 9pm at TechnOasis

Calling all wild beings! Tonight, we hit pause on being human & let our inner creatures out to play. Spirit animals, sesh gremlins, it's time to get primal. Prowl, pounce & prance your way across the dancefloor in honour of radical self-expression. Unleash your wildest self, but remember: consent is the only human act we ask of you. Respect the boundaries of your fellow creatures & play kindly.

Party

18+ (Alcohol)

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Two Couches & a Rug

Come and watch the finest sports you've never heard of 24 hours a day. (next to Two Couches & a Rug)

Games

Camp's Featured Event!

All day Thursday, Friday and Saturday at Littles' Playhouse

It's a scavenger hunt!

Kid-friendly, adventureful, totally doable!

Games

Kid-Friendly

All day Thursday, Friday and Saturday at Burner Bum Sun Club

Personally, we have been enraged by beach clubs around the world being exclusive and over priced. So we bring to you, our all inclusive and free club! Wear nothing, spend nothing, do nothing. See you at the beach babe!

T&C's: your cup and towel is required for entry 😉

Chillout • Food & Drink • Health & Wellness

Kid-Friendly

Camp's Featured Event!

All day Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Wednesday at Bless You, Fuck Me

Desiring a comfy, cozy, intentional space for relationship chats & check-ins with potential playmates? Come cuddle up & have good quality chats about sexuality, emotional safety & consent while exploring our camp's very own Intimate Conversations Card Deck to prompt authentic communication. Cat Law applies in this tent (if you wouldn't touch a cat this way, please don't touch each other this way)

Discussion / Conversation • Chillout

18+

All day Thursday at Gemma v.s. The Normal Worms

Chill with our surreal drug-trip fantasy comedy radio series. “The Lost Worm Galaxy is thrown into chaos when nice, Normal worms accidentally discover a whole new method of reproducing… sexually. If only our Two-Legged Giggling Humans could *possibly* get blazed enough to travel safely to the mind-bending Lost Worm Galaxy, to defeat … the Normal Worms.” Warning: Contains 420% swear words.

Arts & Crafts • Chillout • Performance

18+

All day Thursday, Friday and Saturday roaming around

Vibrator Racing is going old school. Taking it back to the back alley. No sponsored content, no VIP area, no class, and even more corruption. If you can find us, then bring something cool to throw in the kitty. Winner takes all. Cheating will “not” be tolerated, bribes will “Not” be accepted.

*bribery is encouraged but does not guarantee victory.

Games • Performance

18+ (Sexual Content)

All day Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Warm Fuzzy Doodleboppers

Need to let go? Come and place your hands on the board and let the fairies take your worries away

Spiritual & Healing

All day Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday roaming around

Get sodden with velvet reusable water bombs! When the paddock gets stanking hot the sodden velvet crew might appear out of a mirage to help you get wet. P.S. don’t forget consent when moistening others

Games

Kid-Friendly

All day Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Warm Fuzzy Doodleboppers

Need some guidance? Come and check out our Oracle cards and give yourself a reading

Spiritual & Healing

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday at the river

Time for Recorder Class. Capture the sweet nostalgia and childlike joy of honking on a recorder.

Come prepared, no instructions given and recorders provided.

Music • Performance • Chillout

Kid-Friendly

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at The Rusty Joint

Keep your eyes on the Blackboard at the Rusty to see any upcoming sound sessions and events.

Music • Performance • Party • Games • Food & Drink • Discussion / Conversation • Chillout • Arts & Crafts • Workshop

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday roaming around

What started as a phallic object & a shityarn, evolved into a chronicle of vicious intercamp battles for a big ol dick!

The DICK is BACK you’ll know it when u see it!

RULES:

-Must be in an accessible/visible area of camp

-Must be returned if seen whilst raiding & still within defending camp territory

-No excessive force/foul play

-No attaching dick to your structure

-No butt stuff/other stuff

Games

All day Thursday, Friday and Saturday roaming around

Show us your best Ohhh-Face! 🫦

Optionally, have your photo taken, printed, and displayed at Camp Ohhh-gasm wall of pleasure, and take it home as a souvenir on Sunday!

Games

18+ (Sexual Content)

All day Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Sodden Velvet

Kiwiburn got your creative juices flowing and you need an outlet? Come visit the Sodden Velvet Craft corner, where you can pick up a paintbrush, get hooking with some crochet, add a row to the knit-a-row and make the needlepoint memory of your dreams. This is a chill place to hang out and get creative.

Arts & Crafts • Chillout

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday at The DOSS House

beer and sausages. if someone is around we can do it 😛

Food & Drink

Camp's Featured Event!

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Palace of the Sand Dragon

Are you having crazy adventures? Zany experiences? Maybe memorable interactions?

We want to immortalize your stories and help you remember them! Drop your stories off at the Palace, or come over and write them down yourself. When that dusty Sunday morning comes, our scribes will give them a read and choose our favorite.

That favored storyteller will find themselves with one more memorable trophy!

Games • Arts & Crafts

All day Thursday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at The Snuggery

Bringing the best chill out snuggle puddle on the paddock. This year we offer the classic truck Snugg you know and love and the more accessibility friendly tent Snugg as first seen at Raglan burn. That's right, not one, but two snugs. Suck on that Pillowtopia.

Chillout

Thursday 1am at Palace of the Sand Dragon

Finally left your wizard tower, eh?

Well, if you spend time in the default world making a fictional setting that you want to chat about and/or work on, come to the palace to share it!

For anyone and everyone else, our beloved scribe, Prize will be hosting a little step-by-step guide on how to play God so you too, can say you're writing a book or something.

Supplies included 🙂

Discussion / Conversation • Chillout • Arts & Crafts • Workshop

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday 4:20am - 4:20pm at The Secret Sasquatch Society

It's 420!!!!! Don't miss out! Sasquatch Society will be open to all who indulge twice a day, every day!!! Thats right! Am-Pm! Papers and smoking devices provided Xxx

Chillout • Health & Wellness • Spiritual & Healing

18+

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday 9am - 4pm at the Temple Paddock

💅Babe, do you want to get fingered in a portaloo of risqué creation? Want Trans-formative nail art that'll leave you gushing? Get in the glory hole. No poos allowed. All genders welcum for a finger to finger connection. Where art meets shart, let us nail you. Plus: cum leave a (skid) mark and tag our box with your best toilet graffiti. Outside ARTery.

Health & Wellness

18+ (Sexual Content)

Thursday and Friday 9am - 10:30am at Paradox

Fresh brews for weary travellers.

Food & Drink

Thursday and Friday 9am at Divine Matrix

Morning dance to music from around the world with the rhythm and beat of the heart and soul. Let's dance together in the Divine Matrix as we awaken into our day, embodying freedom and lightness in our physical bodies and spirits.

Health & Wellness • Spiritual & Healing

Kid-Friendly

Thursday 9am - 10am at Littles' Playhouse

Pregnant? Thinking about getting pregnant or fleshly thrust into the world of parenting? First time camping with kids? Come for a hang out/playdate and chat with the parents of Littles Playhouse . Q&A style. Think of a question.

Discussion / Conversation

Kid-Friendly

Thursday 9am - 12pm at Very Alternative Gathering

Come get your rope on at our two gigantic Shibari workshops. ALL skill levels welcome, from beginners to advanced, we have many teachers. There will be rolling group sessions throughout each session so rock up when you can. There will also be space for free practice and potentially some demos. Limited rope available so bring your own if you have it. Bring a partner if you can.

Workshop • Discussion / Conversation • Performance

18+ (BDSM)

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday 9:30am - 10:30am at Cosmic Pendulum

Your favorite get up and grog fitness class is back!

Initially featuring kiwi classics in honour of it's origin, now the pendulum swings to celebrate the polar opposite. Expect ass shaking, chest popping, fuck the floor type moves to beats so sensual you will question if this should be a public activity. That's right, booze, and pre workout are here to fuel your burn. *Pool open after the event*

Health & Wellness • Party • Food & Drink

18+ (Alcohol, Sexual Content)

Thursday 10am - 11am at Camp Ohhh-Gasm

Struggling with intimacy due to ADHD or dating someone who has it? Join this open, judgment-free conversation to ask questions, share experiences, and explore somatic tools for authentic connection. Walk away with more clarity, practical tools, and a deeper understanding of how to navigate intimacy with more confidence and self-compassion.

Discussion / Conversation • Workshop • Health & Wellness

18+ (Sexual Content)

Thursday, Friday and Saturday 10am - 11:30am at Aquanest

Want to drop deeper into your body and connect with your higher self?

Come visit for a 1 on 1 energy healing, designed to help clear blocks and have you feeling your brightest most authentic self. Sessions will be 15 minutes long. Come along, sign-up, and mingle with other attendees in sacred space while you wait.

Spiritual & Healing

Thursday 10am - 3pm at Nocturnal Wonderland

Sing it with me now...

♪ Ra da da da da da da da ciiiiiiiiircus

Da da da da da da da da ♪

Come one, come all! Join us at Nocturnal Wonderland for our Circus Circuit (come check out our board for details):

Intro to Pole

Intro to Acro

Partner Lifts

Handstands

Intro to Aerial Hoop

If you've ever dreamed about running away with the circus, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!

Workshop • Health & Wellness

Thursday and Friday 10am at Coffeeholm

Back by popular demand, traditional scandiweigian coffee, served for you in the bell tent by your favorite historically accurate viking-pirates. Skål!

On Friday gather aboard The Pudgy. Dragon (outside the temple) for your morning dose of Coffeeholm's world famous pirated coffee with live music. Any human or instrument is welcome to join this leisurely jam session.

Food & Drink

Thursday 10am at Camp Low Expectations

We cannot eliminate expectations, but we can shape them. Come learn why examining expectations is so important and how to manage them when they arrive.

Health & Wellness • Discussion / Conversation

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday 10am at The HBFA Transfer Station

First time at Kiwiburn? Head over to our first time burners workshop and find out what it's all about. Captain will be sharing insights on how to make sure you have a great time at Kiwiburn, giving advice on everything we wish we knew at our first Burn.

Everyone welcome, even if you're a seasoned Burner!

Workshop • Talk / Lecture

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday 10am - 11am at Littles' Playhouse

Come join the crafty creativity and make a purrfect wee set of cat ears 🐱. Soft and velvety, exotic colours for our future felines. For all ages 3 and over. Parents of those between 3-6 encouraged to hang about for a little of the trickier, stickier bits! for a max. of 20 participants.

Arts & Crafts

Kid-Friendly

Thursday 10am - 11:30am at Wild Connections

Enjoy this kid focused event lead by the children of the camp.

Make your own Poi, or Koru cutout, materials will be provided.

We will also have colouring and based on last year BUBBLES!!!

Arts & Crafts

Kid-Friendly

Thursday 10am at Tramp Stamp

Tramps, come earn your stamp! Start off Kiwiburn the right way; run, walk, or tramp ten laps of a 500m course (or as many as you want). For those with oodles and poodles of energy, finish the run with a bounce on our wondrous trampoline! All finishers will receive the limited edition Tramp Stamp (TM) logo to adorn your body as a badge of honour for the rest of your Kiwiburn existence.

Health & Wellness • Party

Kid-Friendly

Thursday 10:15am - 12pm at The Pheasant

NVC emphasises empathy, understanding, and nonjudgmental dialogue to resolve conflicts and deepen relationships. We'll explore how to use observations, feelings, needs, and requests to help others recognise and meet our needs. Hosted by Flergus ✌💖

Workshop

Thursday 10:30am - 12:30pm at Baristacats!?

A morning at a cat cafe is the perfect mix of calm and chaos. Sunlight streams through big windows, and the smell of coffee fills the air. Cats, acting like they own the place, lounge in sunbeams, chase toys, or sneak in for a cuddle (only when they feel like it). Some cats watch from high spots like furry royalty, while others demand attention with no shame. It’s a purrfect start to your day!

Food & Drink • Chillout

Kid-Friendly

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday, Friday and Saturday 10:30am at Sensory Dispensary

Come hang at the Sensory Dispensary, where we'll be rustling up some chilled morning brown, freshly brewed right on the Paddock. Serving until we run out!

Food & Drink

Thursday 10:30am - 12:30pm at Tangerine Steeze

Nau mai, haere mai ki Tangerine Steeze ki te kōrerorero i te kaupapa o te purenga ihomatua. Why are burns so white? Whose land are we on? How does Kiwiburn relate to tangata whenua and to Te Tiriti o Waitangi? This workshop aims to develop a collective understanding of what decolonisation is in Aotearoa and how Kiwiburn as a community can engage with this process.

Discussion / Conversation • Workshop • Talk / Lecture

Thursday 10:30am - 12pm at YumTown

Step beyond this dimension into your inner landscapes. Guided breathwork and custom soundscapes take you deep into meditation, self-love, and enquiry. Expect to feel high AF, loved up AF, and ready for an open-hearted Burn.

Workshop • Health & Wellness

Thursday and Sunday 10:30am at The Homestead

Good old fashioned kiwi summer fun. We’ve got a hill, we’ve got a long sheet of plastic, and we’ve got a bucket of lube. Come have a slip n slide with us, on the hill behind Bozo Heights. See our event board for confirmed times. Sober event, and children must be supervised.

Games

Thursday, Friday and Saturday 10:30am - 12pm at the forest

A guide to how the hand describes how you relate and interact with others socially, sexually and otherwise! The fingers, thumbs and lines of the palm reveal patterns of expression, kink and styles of power. We will cover themes such as addiction and deceit as well as consent and boundary issues and how these show up in the hands. This is not fortune-telling, this is self-revelation....

Talk / Lecture • Workshop

18+ (Sexual Content)

Thursday 10:45am at Inky Fingers

Ok then assholes! Show up with a t-shirt or other cotton garment or pick one from our selection of blank t-shirts and we'll screen print you a soon to be stinky new memento.

Arts & Crafts

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday 11am at Divine Matrix

Connect with your own medicine which is your breath

Health & Wellness • Spiritual & Healing

Camp's Featured Event!

Friday 11am - 12pm at Centre Camp

Tune in to the energy of the earth with your breath in this movement meditation workshop. Earth breath is influenced by taoist meditation, chi kung and contemporary mindfulness practices. Breathe in energy from the great mother, breathe out and let go of resistance to your somatic embodiment.

Spiritual & Healing • Health & Wellness • Workshop

Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday 11am - 1pm at Planet Devita

Ever been somewhere so remote you lose your internet connection? At FREE Wi-Fi you won't even have to go that far, we're giving you the gift or maybe the curse of constant Wi-Fi but absolutely no internet to be found. It's the perfect place to disconnect and really connect with the people around you. There might even be a few surprises in store for those who try to find the internet.

Chillout

Thursday and Friday 11am - 12pm at Camp Douche

Need a hottie to snug? Don’t we all. Let us deliver a hot water bottle to your nest for a tasty warm bed to crawl into - delivered between 10pm-1am.

Come by Camp Douche from 11am-12pm to pick up a flag to mark your sleeping quarters.

Zero guarantees on delivery or that we put it in the right bed.

Health & Wellness

Thursday 11am - 11:30am at The HBFA Transfer Station

You know the prinicples, sure, but do you use them outside of Kiwiburn? While they are great to guide participant behaviour at Burns, we think they can be incredibly useful in everyday life too.

Come along and let's discuss how they can benefit you year round. Share how you use them and learn from others how they use them in their lives. All welcome, regardless of Burn experience!

Talk / Lecture • Discussion / Conversation

Thursday 11am - 12:30pm at Ngāti BIPOC

Tūrou! Oro mai! Kia Ora and welcome! If you've ever wanted to learn Cook Islands dancing, then this is the workshop for you. We will run through some fundamentals to moving our hips and be open to share and showcase our amazing talent towards the end 🙂 Open to all genders. Looking forward to meeting you. Kia manuia `~ Lee x

Health & Wellness • Performance

Kid-Friendly

Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday 11am at Burner Bum Sun Club

Join us for a wholesome morning yoga session! Clothing optional

Health & Wellness • Chillout • Spiritual & Healing

Thursday and Friday 11am - 12:30pm at Sensory Dispensary

An exploration of how the concepts of happiness and the meaningful life have been understood and practiced in various ancient and modern philosophical traditions, such as Buddhism, Stoicism, Epicureanism, Daoism, Hedonism, Sufism, and Existentialism; and a chat about how we practice happiness and meaningfulness in our own lives.

Discussion / Conversation • Talk / Lecture • Workshop

Thursday and Saturday 11am - 12pm at Ngāti BIPOC

Pause.

Breathe.

Connect within.

Through pranayama, flow begins.

Guide your own breath in a way that is true,

Let balanced energy, awaken you.

Spiritual & Healing • Health & Wellness • Workshop

Thursday 11am - 1pm at Bless You, Fuck Me

Practice building safety for expressing sexual desires & boundaries with your peers, partners & playmates. Show up with curiosity & see what vulnerable communication about sexuality can look like in a confidential & consent focused manner. Workshop doors will close at 11am, please arrive on time.

Workshop

18+ (Sexual Content)

Thursday 11am - 12pm at Hookah Road

Meet new friends! Come for many brief hangs with the friendliest humans on the Paddock. Drinks are provided, so remember your vessel.

Discussion / Conversation • Chillout • Food & Drink

18+

Thursday 11am - 1pm at Mint Country Club

Bring your least favourite piece of costume or hat along and lets make it a little more steampunky. We will have a selection of lights, goggles and trinkets you can add to make it dazzle and shine. Mini burners, prams and toddler carrying devices are more than welcome

Arts & Crafts • Chillout • Discussion / Conversation • Music • Workshop

Kid-Friendly

Thursday 11am - 1:30pm at The Rusty Joint

The LAP is BACK! Got an epic lap dance song?

Maybe a stage persona in the wings just waiting to throw its hot ass around in front of an adoring crowd! Don’t we have the perfect activity for you!

Please bring: a consenting/trusting partner chosen prior to the lapdance, a song, and your sexy self!

Come find Arthur at TJR beforehand for sign-up & time slots. As always- Consent is fucking sexy!

Performance • Games

18+ (Alcohol, Sexual Content)

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday 11:11am - 12pm at Portals & Sorcerers

Be there.

Chillout

Kid-Friendly

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday 11:30am - 12:30pm at Coffeeholm

Together we’ll embark on a journey to map out pathways of sexual pleasure, exploring the unique "snakes and ladders" of arousal. You'll gain valuable insights into your desires, preferences, and how to communicate them effectively. You’ll walk away with your own personalised “board game of desires”, helping you navigate connection with yourself & others - now and into the future.

Workshop

18+ (Sexual Content)

Thursday 11:30am - 1:30pm at Portals & Sorcerers

Come make your own game!

We will provide bits and bobs and play testers.

Arts & Crafts • Games • Discussion / Conversation

Kid-Friendly

Thursday 11:30am - 1pm at The Cosmic Zip

Ever had an exotic experience (e.g., psychedelics, meditation) but couldn’t find the correct words to properly describe it? This workshop covers basic strategies for rigorously analysing altered states of consciousness based on the Qualia Research Institute’s post: qri.org/blog/rigorous-reports

Talk / Lecture

Thursday, Friday and Saturday 11:30am - 12pm at Littles' Playhouse

Sweet and simple storytime for little kids. We gather and read some children's books and share a biscuit or crackers. Kids are welcome to stay and play afterwards.

Chillout • Food & Drink

Kid-Friendly

Thursday and Saturday 11:30am - 12pm at The Cosmic Zip

Step into a multidimensional journey like no other with The Cosmic Zip Adventure. Choose-your-own-adventure story immerses you in the Zipperian narrative. Tasked with upgrading the malfunctioning Cosmic Zip Portal, you'll explore unknown realms, confront unexpected challenges, and connect with fellow adventurers to harness the energy of creativity and joy.

Discussion / Conversation

Thursday 12pm - 2pm at The Snuggery

Authentic Relating is a social technology that enables you to heartfully, playfully and courageously connect, using the tools of radical honesty and active listening. We invite you to drop deeper into curiosity, embodied awareness and permission to express whatever is alive in you. Games will be played in pairs and small groups, which will be configured at random. Come open your heart & play!

Games • Discussion / Conversation

Thursday 12pm - 1pm at SkyNation

Learn how to uphold consent and care at sky dungeon parties. We would love to have your unique experiences form part of our wrap around community care.

Workshop

18+ (Sexual Content)

Thursday 12pm - 1pm at Paradiso Airlines

At Paradiso Airlines, a crash landing won’t stop our world-class service. Our cabin crew has an in-flight feast ready, be seated when the trolley rolls by!

Visit the camp for allergen info and your boarding pass. Meals include a vegan option. Check-in for Thursday opens at 9am same-day, and Sunday’s return flight offers early check-in from 10am Friday.

BYO cutlery/mug

Performance • Chillout • Food & Drink

Thursday 12pm at Pūriri Moth Cocoon

Join us for the unveiling of an enchanting interactive art piece inspired by Moths mystic cycles. Nestled among the trees along the Rangitīkei River lies The Pūriri Moth Cocoon. Create, dance, lay, sit, or play. Set intentions, release, retreat, and emerge towards the light of new beginnings and metamorphosis.

Spiritual & Healing • Chillout • Arts & Crafts

Friday 12pm - 2pm at Centre Camp

Join us at Centre Camp for a fascinating two hours of quick-fire talks from passionate scientists followed by Q&A sessions! Presentations that cover a wide range of fascinating science subjects. Whether you’re a science enthusiast or just curious about the world around you, this is your chance to connect with experts and explore the mind-blowing world of science in true Kiwiburn style.

Discussion / Conversation

Thursday, Friday and Saturday 12pm - 4pm at Stitch & Bitch

Come and learn how to make a custom tiny pocket to store your tiny precious items around the paddock, and to sew it into your jacket, hat, trousers or bag.

Arts & Crafts

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday, Saturday and Sunday 12pm - 3pm at 3nt1ty

A workshop where we discuss and design creatures, elaborating on storytelling and the global folklore of swamp entities. Over 3 day workshops, we will first sculpt our creations in clay and then build a newspaper kiln together to fire them. (Weather dependent)

Thu - 12pm to 5pm Pt.1 Design and sculpt

Sat - 12pm to 5pm Pt. 2 Join

Sun - 12pm to 4pm Pt. 3 Fire the swamp creatures @the Effigy

Arts & Crafts

Kid-Friendly

Thursday 12:30pm - 2pm at Aquanest

Join us to progress the de-colonisation of your mind, body + spirit by dancing like spirit animals. Guided by tribal music Molly will take you on a wave of energy. The 1.5 hr session will start slow, build into wild + ecstatic and then return to a place of calm + grounding. Spirit animals + beats provided, just bring yourself. Everyone is welcome, no dance or de-colonisation experience necessary.

Health & Wellness • Music • Spiritual & Healing • Workshop

Thursday 12:30pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Come and participate in the beloved medieval pastime that is jousting. But with moon hoppers. Battle for your pride and win over the crowd with your prowess. Simple rules: have fun, safety third, and the winner stays in to face the next challenger. “Safety” lances and moon hoppers provided.

Games

Thursday 12:30pm - 2pm at YumTown

A classic Yumtown offering, the Cauldron invites you into a unique sensory journey of multi-handed massage. Surrender to the magic of giving and receiving intentional and healing touch as you connect with the elements and embody the spirit of the animal world.

Health & Wellness • Spiritual & Healing • Workshop

18+

Thursday 1pm at The DOSS House

The ultimate competition!

Test your wits and (alcohol tolerance) in this ultimate game of battleshots, Can you find your adversary before they find you? Who will be left standing? Come down and find out.

Games • Food & Drink

18+ (Alcohol)

Thursday 1pm - 2pm at Camp Rock

New to the wall? No worries! Come join our Beginner Bouldering Basics workshop, where we’ll cover everything you need to start climbing with confidence. Whether you've never set foot on a climbing wall or are just starting out, this is a space for everyone to learn the ropes (or lack thereof)! With friendly guidance from experienced climbers, you’ll be finding that inner monkey in no time.

Workshop

Thursday and Friday 1pm at Coffeeholm

A hands on crafting experience to learn a new skill and put it into practice. (jewellery and project based).

Thursday and Friday at 1pm

Arts & Crafts

Thursday 1pm - 3pm at The Maintenance Department

We here at the office LOVE our boardgames, ESPECIALLY Connect Four! Big Red from calls himself the 'Best on the Paddock', reckon you can beat him? Want to be (un)OFFICIALLY crowned Paddock Champion? Come have a go! (you won't win). Maybe prizes (Warm Double Browns) up for grabs!

Games

Thursday 1pm at Camp Low Expectations

Two sessions - 1pm & 4pm. Consent isn’t just expected, it’s required. Want to join our play party tonight? Show off your playful consent skills first. We've created an all-gender, all-sexuality-inclusive vibe, but no solo acts—bring someone you’re ready to get flirty (or filthy) with. “What Were You Expecting, A Play Party?” starts Thursday at 9pm. Practice consent, then let the games begin.

Workshop

18+ (Sexual Content)

Thursday and Saturday 1pm - 2pm roaming around

What's Northern Burn?

Will there be bloody Marys?

When is it?

Where is it?

What?

It's up North?

It's a Burn?

Can I have a bloody Mary?

Can I bring my art?

Our minstrels will be roaming the paddock distributing bloody Marys, eager to explain what Northern Burn is all about and how to get involved.

Music • Arts & Crafts • Food & Drink

18+ (Alcohol)

Thursday 1pm - 3pm at The ARTery @ The Hub

Come join us to make some beautiful art from found objects in the forest. Connect with nature and slow down for some afternoon art.

Arts & Crafts

Thursday 1pm - 2pm at Petri Dish

For vagina-holders and those who want a deep dive on how to keep a vag healthy. Moan, cry, whinge, give advice or simply listen to all things related to thrush, BV, UTIs.

Discussion / Conversation • Health & Wellness

Thursday 1:30pm at Bless You, Fuck Me

Consensual, platonic, connective rope play (shibari). Use your energy, dial up your comms and learn to be simple yet effective. BYO partner, pair up on the day, self tie or observe if you prefer.

Workshop

18+ (BDSM)

Thursday 1:30pm - 4:30pm at Very Alternative Gathering

What even is Orgasm Control? Want to be (consensually) forced to orgasm or edged to oblivion? Explore the physical and verbal facets of Orgasm Denial.

Do Pain & Pleasure go together? What is Pleasurable Pain? Curious? Want questions answered?

Cum & chat with some kinksters about experiences from both sides of the slash. If you ask nicely, we may even show you.

Workshop • Discussion / Conversation

18+ (BDSM, Sexual Content)

Thursday 1:30pm - 2:30pm at High Connections

We will help you to speed the process and ignite connection at this speed dating event, for friendships or more. This is an inclusive an open event, all gender and sexualities are welcome.

We can't guarantee a match but awkwardness and fun guaranteed. (also last year we got a wedding out of it!)

Workshop • Spiritual & Healing • Discussion / Conversation • Chillout • Games

18+

Thursday 2pm - 4pm at The Magic Doof Bus

Producers of Kiwiburn, come show us your latest unreleased heat and hear it through a (relatively) big sound system!

Performance • Music

Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday 2pm - 4pm at the stoop

Ever wanted to have a decent conversation, but don't really know how? Wanna take things a little deeper with a friend/crush/stranger, but don't know where to start? We got you! Come join us for a 'Conversation starters' session, featuring questions like 'Which Spice Girl are you NOT? ' and 'Your Hero Ego/Saviour Complex surfaces the most when you..', you'll be having satisfying d&m's in no time!

Discussion / Conversation

Thursday 2pm - 4pm at Camp Douche

Calling all filthy hippies and their consorts - it’s time to go through the carwash! Let Camp Douche clean you top to toe in our showers with a thorough scrubbing, sudding, buffing, moisturising and spritzing experience. Get a token for the carwash then swan about eating out pickles and enjoying the camp douche bar till it's your scrub time. BYO Towel or let us use a grubby wet one on you.

Spiritual & Healing • Health & Wellness • Party

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday 2pm - 2:50pm at Centre Camp

Kiwiburn on Ice (The Musical) recounts the adventures of first-time burners Flergus, Jolly and Rangitikei local Richard. Relive memories of your first Kiwiburn as you laugh, cry and sing along! Experience the ups and the downs, the new friendships, the sensory overload and many other surprises along the way. It’s the best ice-based musical you’ll see this summer!

* Ice not guaranteed

Performance • Music

Thursday 2pm - 2:45pm at Ngāti BIPOC

Done some kinda Te Reo Māori classes? Come flex you Reo muscles and find other "speakers" that may be secretly here on the paddock. (Fluency is definitely NOT mandated! I'm not even fluent). If all you have is your pepeha and 'kei te pēhea' then nau mai kōrero mai! Things that may be thrown in the mix: Reo Māori games, Māori tai chi, kōrero prompts, a quick reminder lesson on basics.

Discussion / Conversation • Games • Chillout

Thursday and Saturday 2pm at Burner Bum Sun Club

Come and learn some life drawing skills from some of our talented artists and models! We have the supplies, just bring your beautiful self.

Arts & Crafts • Chillout • Discussion / Conversation

Thursday and Sunday 2pm - 3pm at The Homestead

Ever wanted to make your own lip balm? Chapped lips and forgot to bring any?

Be the envy of all your mates by making your own lip balm right here in the paddock. Everything you need is provided by the good folks at the Homestead.

Arts & Crafts • Workshop

Kid-Friendly

Thursday 2pm at Camp Low Expectations

Yes, you read that correctly it’s back for another year, the x-rated version of the game you know and love.

Come try out our gigantic twister board and see if your body still moves like it used to. (Undies acceptable for the shy folks out there)

Games

18+

Thursday 2pm at Camp Easily Distrac-Soup

Come boogie and mingle. A delicious selection of DJs and shenanigans to participate in. Enjoy the worst mixed cocktail of your life. Take part in human archery. Meet the most important person in your life. Forget about them a few seconds later. That's the way of the easily distract-...is that a priest?

Music • Party • Food & Drink

18+ (Alcohol)

Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday 2:03pm - 4pm at the stoop

Stoop to our level and join us for hosted lawn games - we'll be ducking the goose and sneaking up on granny. Bring your throwing energy for a giggle, or if it's The Stoop itself that calls you, come for a certified Sit! BYO friend and cuppa or make one of each here.

Games • Chillout

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday 2:30pm - 4pm at Camp Rock

The use of psychoactive substances is universal, yet the 1971 'War on Drugs' stigmatized certain drugs to marginalize groups, despite evidence showing most illicit drugs are safer than alcohol. Join "Getting Stoned" for an open discussion on harm reduction, drug policy & science, and the growing recognition of psychedelics’ medical and spiritual potential. Share your views and experiences!

Workshop • Talk / Lecture

18+

Thursday, Friday and Saturday 2:30pm - 4:30pm at the stoop

Get on the paint brushes and contribute to a collaborative mural - like a giant paint by numbers, designed by our resident muralist. Add some colour to our Stoopy paradise while fuelling your creative desires.

Arts & Crafts

Thursday 2:30pm at Wannabe Camp

Come meet the Munters at Wannabe! See us reprobates doing what we're best at - wishing we were like the cool camps. It'll also (probably) be the only time you'll hear country music on the paddock this burn!

Music • Party

Thursday 2:30pm - 6:30pm at Aquanest

Hard & fast, hot & sweaty. Just the way you like it. This thirst trap will leave you dripping... literally, with the sprinklers raining sweet spritz while our DJs set the dancefloor ablaze. It’s thirsty work, but someone’s gotta do it. Come get wet.

Party • Music

Thursday 2:45pm - 5pm at The Cypher

Poetry is like rap, so let's write some stuff that slaps. We're also making donuts, come see us! So come listen to low-key background beats while I teach. Ideas and mentorship provided, and now you're invited.

(Translation: Poetry workshop, with donuts provided! A guy talks about poetry styles and structure, then guides you through writing one if you want to)

Arts & Crafts • Food & Drink

Thursday 3pm - 5pm at Swing Fling

Heating up your afternoon with afro-sounds like afrobeats, dancehall, amapiano and more. To add more pep in your dance step, we got espresso martinis. Non-alcoholic option might be available. (Sorry, no house music here.)

Music • Party

Thursday 3pm at Pangea

COME ALONG TO CUT SOME MEAN AZ SHAPES ON THE PANGEA D-FLOOR YOL!! GET AMONST IT AND MEET THE CREW, SHOW US YOUR DANCE MOVES AND GET IN YOUR DAILY STEPS. DRESS UP IN YOUR MOST PSYCHEDELIC GET UP AND JOIN IN ON THE FUN. NAU MAI HAERE MAI E TE IWI! ps now featuring the THE GREAT ANNUAL SEMI-BICENTENIAL JUBILATION BEAR CRAWL TUG OF WAR

Music • Party • Performance

Thursday 3pm at Coffeeholm

Hey dudes, looking around at the world there are a lot of masc folk not doing too hot, and taking out their frustrations on the people around them. Let's have a chat over some coffee (provided) about our struggles, what positive masculinity looks like in 2025, and how we can support each other. Respectfully asking for masc-identifying folk only.

Discussion / Conversation • Workshop

Thursday 3pm - 5pm at Centre Camp

Empowerment self-defence teaches you how to avoid, recognise, resist and recover from violence in a trauma-sensitive way. Learn simple and effective physical skills for protecting yourself, and gain confidence through discussions about healthy relationships, boundary setting and your rights. The course is designed to be inclusive and empowering for everyone. (Ages 16+)

Workshop • Discussion / Conversation • Health & Wellness

Thursday 3pm - 5pm at Cosmic Pendulum

Get aHead of the rest! Transform your hat with embroidery, spoons, patches & more! No hat? No worries! We've got plenty. Create the most GLORIOUS hat and rule the paddock! Plus, our expert "Head" will guide you to greatness!

*The Bar and Pool are open*

Arts & Crafts • Food & Drink • Chillout

Thursday 3pm - 5pm at Paradiso Airlines

Autopilot engaged; seatbelt sign off. Sit back and relax while our lovely cabin crew distribute the highest cakes in the skies – they’re sure to take you on a journey!

Swing by for home-baked goodies, chill tunes, and the best vibes around.

Business class customers are warmly welcomed to join the preceding in-flight meal service.

Other customers also welcomed, but not warmly.

Chillout • Performance • Music • Food & Drink

18+

Thursday 3pm - 6pm at Mint Country Club

Come for some one on one with the mintiest Minters on the paddock. Ice cold gin and tonics, cucumber club sammys, mint tunes, lawn sports, games, green clothing line, prize for the most mint attire.

*MCC minty group photo at 5pm

(Gin and tonics donations very welcome)

Chillout • Food & Drink • Games • Music • Party • Performance • Arts & Crafts

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday 3pm - 4:06pm at The ARTery @ The Hub

LPG flames are hot (in more ways than one), exciting and because you are a skeleton covered in meat they can be dangerous.

Learn more about how we add LPG flames to an art work, what can go wrong and how it can be done safely.

Arts & Crafts • Workshop • My idea defies your fallible ontology

Thursday 3pm at Alphabet Soup

Do you have a financial plan for your future? Do you want one but don’t know where to start? Bring yourself and your curious mind and learn all the tips and tricks to becoming a financial (self-employed) rockstar.

Anyone and everyone welcome.

Workshop

18+ (Sexual Content)

Thursday 3pm - 4pm at The Secret Sasquatch Society

Lets get this burn started right by trusting each other even when we fall. Come learn how your community can catch you and play fun games to get your trust levels higher and higher!

Discussion / Conversation • Games • Workshop

Thursday 3:30pm at Divine Matrix

By nurturing the soil's health, we foster the foundations for human well-being, as the vitality of the earth reflects directly in our own.

Discussion / Conversation • Health & Wellness • Spiritual & Healing

Thursday 4pm - 5pm at Cosmic Laundromat

A paddock-friendly plié party for all ability levels, this will be an hour of connection to the floor, the sky, and our own bodies. Come work on organising ourselves in space, shoring up our skills for the dance floor, and embodying our inner swans! The most pirouettes per hour anywhere in KB25.

Health & Wellness • Workshop

Thursday 4pm at Zef

Want to find love the OLD FASHIONED way with a bit of witchy magic? 🧙‍♀️ Visit The Witches who will be your matchmakers on paddock this year! Come along looking your cutest, get a polaroid taken and fill out your Charm Chart (dating profile) to be displayed at zef. Boost your chances with a DIY Love Potion and give it to your crush!

Workshop

18+

Thursday 4pm at The HBFA Transfer Station

Come one, come all, to the very first Hawkes Bay Appreciation Day - a celebration of everything Hawkes Bay. Let the HBFA crew treat you to the very finest of HB made kai me inu (food and drink).

And just to add a touch of class to the occasion, we're making it a Toga party too! BYO sheet, or material that will work as a Toga. (We may have a limited number of spare sheets available.)

Party • Food & Drink

18+ (Alcohol)

Thursday 4pm - 7pm at Tramp Stamp

Casual karaoke for average shitmunchers. If you sound like you might be a proper singer, you may be booed.

Music • Party • Performance

Thursday, Wednesday and Friday 4pm - 5pm at the river

Join's the crew from Littles's Playhouse, down by the river lagoon, for a parents and kids nature hang and swim. Bring a snack and sunscreen for your kiddos.

Chillout

Kid-Friendly

Thursday 4pm - 6pm at Tangerine Steeze

The annual Sexy Banana Dance Off Is back! A chance to strut your stuff and show us what you got. We have plenty of Banana accessories and costumes for the willing (of course you can BYO outfit). You get one song to be your sexiest banana. Only 1 special Banana will take away the coveted title and be crowned Kiwiburn's Sexiest Banana 2025!

Music • Party • Performance

18+ (Sexual Content)

Thursday 4pm - 6pm at Stitch & Bitch

Join us for cool tunes, cocktails and canapes - our inaugural S&B cocktail party!

Food & Drink

18+ (Alcohol)

Thursday 4pm at Planet Devita

This year Planet Devita marches to the Procession of the Ascended Neck. An interdimensional celebration of Devita’s wisdom, abundance, and truth. With pulsing beats and tales of cosmic evolution, we’ll traverse the paddock, inviting all to join our quest. Prepare for luminous giraffe effigies, rituals, and sacred dances that bridge the organic and digital. Look up—Devita awaits.

Music • Performance • Party

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday and Sunday 4:20pm - 5:30pm at The Snuggery

You know the drill by now - we bring you the best chill out space on the paddock and offer Mary Jane’s Cookies - you bring the snug vibes. Remember to check in with those around you; consent is sexy 😘

Chillout

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday 4:20pm at 3nt1ty

We gather in a very serious and sacred circle to honour the ancient and hallowed spirit of Double Brown. Here we connect deeply with the essence of this divine brü, and invite the fermented plant medicine of the Do-Bro to open our hearts and ground us down with the vibration of the twice-brown note. Bring cans of offering, an open heart, a ready spirit, and a thirst for divine connection.

Spiritual & Healing • Health & Wellness • Food & Drink

18+ (Alcohol)

Thursday 5pm - 6:30pm at Faerieland

Wanna check out the paddock trade? Come inside for unsolicited dick pics and other naughty games 😉

Workshop

18+ (Sexual Content)

Thursday 5pm - 6pm at Centre Camp

Art Shark is brought to you by KAC (Kiwiburn Arts Committee). It is basically like Shark Tank or Dragons Den but for art projects. Pitch your awesome idea for a Kiwiburn art project and maybe walk away with one of those massive cheques a.k.a an approval in principal for your 2026 grant. Audience participation/ heckling welcome. Half-baked ideas always encouraged.

My idea defies your fallible ontology

Thursday 5pm at Wannabe Camp

Only happy little accidents here at Wannabe! Come learn to paint to the dulcet tones of Bob Ross, while using some beautiful humans as a canvas. Follow along or freestyle to your hearts content!

Arts & Crafts

Thursday 5pm - 6:30pm at Very Alternative Gathering

Also Fri 10:30

This workshop is a prerequisite for the Very Alternative Play Party on Friday Night. Discussion about the etiquette of attending a play party, Consent and how to Negotiate Play - things we wish we had known and traps for the inexperienced.

We will discuss the safety considerations of using our Kinky Toys & Furniture & how to make the experience one to repeat for all parties

Workshop • Talk / Lecture • Discussion / Conversation

18+ (BDSM, Sexual Content)

Thursday 5pm - 6pm at Cosmic Pendulum

Join Ron Dog as they bravely read from their 2005-2008 diary. Take a seat and enjoy the ups and downs of their life from ages 9-14. Past audience members rave: "Wow, you had a lot of crushes!" and "Damn!"; Here's a sneak peek: "I DO NOT LOVE Ben... I actually HATE him! I Kinda Like NAME REDACTED!" Don't miss this spectacular diary reading!

Performance

Thursday and Friday 5pm at the forest

Do you love to hear, feel, play and dance to the sounds and energy of drumming beats? Come and join us to jam and flow in this amazing space. We love to jam with drums, pans, flutes ... any music instrument that you want to bring. If you don't have one there will be one you can use. We also celebrate with dance, singing, come play with your special flow. Friday starts at 7.30pm

Spiritual & Healing • Music

Kid-Friendly

Thursday 5pm - 5:30pm at The HBFA Transfer Station

Full year volunteers - come and be appreciated! Nip over to The HBFA Transfer Station and let us show you appreciation for all the hard work you put in, by throwing you your own party! Mingle with fellow full year volunteers that you may not have met yet, while the HBFA crew serve refreshments.

If we've got our sh*t together, we may have a special drink just for the volunteers, so ask at the bar!

Chillout • Party

18+ (Alcohol)

Thursday 5pm - 6pm at Camp Ohhh-Gasm

Inspired by the BOdy poem, that honours the body’s longing for acceptance, this workshop invites you to listen to your body’s authentic desires through breath, and self-touch.

You’ll walk away with more self-awareness, the basics of “how to speak body,” and a more connection to your body’s innate wisdom that will serve you in and out of the bedroom!

Discussion / Conversation • Workshop • Health & Wellness

18+ (Sexual Content)

Thursday 5:30pm - 6:20pm at High Connections

Sing medicine songs and chants together. Learn a song or bring a song to teach. Improvise and connect with our organic voices.

Arts & Crafts • Health & Wellness • Performance • Spiritual & Healing

Thursday 6pm - 9pm at The Magic Doof Bus

DJ your way to everlasting glory or total humiliation in our open decks competition. If you play 15 minutes of bangers without clanging, win party favours and the adoration of the crowd. If you clang - you're out and the next contestant starts.

Party • Performance

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday 6pm - 8pm at Centre Camp

Kiwiburn artists and all art lovers are invited to come have a wine and nibble of cheese (non-alcoholic and vegan offerings too) with all your other Paddock artists, Art volunteers and crew.

Food & Drink • Arts & Crafts

Thursday 6pm - 8pm at The Secret Sasquatch Society

Do you beat the box to the wubstep riddim?? Come down to SeSaSo and test your dubby mouth percussion out on our big rig!!

Music • Party • Performance

Wednesday, Thursday and Friday 6pm - 10pm at Camp Ohhh-Gasm

Our ohhh-gasm inducing machine is back for another round of toe-curling ohhh-gasms...Vulva-bearing participants are invited to leap into a world of empowerment and pleasure as they hop onto one of our two Motor Bunny ride-on sex toys in a safe, and fun environment. Win a custom Camp Ohhh-gasm medal if you have an ohhh-gasm! 🫦

Performance

18+ (Sexual Content)

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday 6:30pm - 9pm at The Rusty Joint

Can you hear the roaring and tiny giggles? The noises of a wild showdown in the air. Held at the Secret Faery Garden hidden within the Rusty Joint.

Dinos vs. Faeries! Pick your side. Dress as your chosen team for games, quests, and tunes. It will all be going down— the battle of the ages!

Games • Music • Party

Thursday 7pm - 11pm at Paradiso Airlines

Terrain! Terrain! Pull Up!

*bang* *crunch* *creepy noises from Lost title card*

Well shit, we’ve gone and crashed again. We might be stranded, but the drinks cart survived and the Captain has managed to wire the intercom directly into a jet engine. In a good way!

Come for a drink, stay for fresh bangers by your resident Paradiso DJs.

Food & Drink • Music • Party

18+ (Alcohol)

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday 7pm at Palace of the Sand Dragon

Who will be crowned Wiz of the Quiz? Will someone finally dethrone the RATS? Stay for a round, stay for the night, trivia knowledge not required.

Performance • Games

18+

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday 7pm at YumTown

High Vibes. Full send. Pure YUM. It’s our absolute pleasure to invite you to inaugural YumTown Sensory Serenade — a party where our senses take center stage. Step into our delicious space and bask in YUM sounds, YUM tastes, YUM scents, YUM dance and YUM connection all night long in an expressive journey of mind, movement and magic. Awaken the YUM.

Music • Party

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday 7pm - 1am at Camp VOTE LOVE

Come join us at Camp Vote Love. Our aim this year was to bring more a love to the paddock so we are here proving good vibes, music, live performance art, delicious food, and refreshing drinks.

Music • Performance • Food & Drink

18+ (Alcohol, BDSM, Sexual Content)

Camp's Featured Event!

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday 7:30pm - 8:15pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Missed the top paddock action of the day? Got FOMO? Didn’t get that in-joke? Catch the news as the CNC anchors present the cutting edge of current affairs, sports, weather from around the paddock. You write it, we read it - so if it’s not funny, that’s on you. But if it’s not the finest journalism you’ve ever seen on the paddock… I'll eat my hat!

Discussion / Conversation • Performance • Talk / Lecture

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday 8pm - 11pm at Swing Fling

A time to enjoy all styles of music from any genre. You're the DJ! - Request any style of music/song and we will play it. Enjoy a diverse range of sounds with fellow burners and shot of Jägermeister to get the night going.

Music • Party

18+ (Alcohol)

Thursday 8pm - 9pm at The Cypher

An hour of tarot reading to the tunes of Destiny's Child. Bring your own tarot deck (some available), open your third eye and be prepared to see into the future aided by tunes from the past. Tell a fortune, have your fortune told. No experience required. Whether you encounter a genuine clairvoyant or an amateur soothsayer is in the hands of Beyonce.

Music • Discussion / Conversation • Spiritual & Healing

Thursday 8pm at The Secret Sasquatch Society

The Sasquatch Society will be throwing down the dirtiest dubs this paddock has ever seen. All Night Long! Hip-Hop Sessions in the morning x

Music • Party

18+ (Alcohol)

Thursday 8pm - 11:59pm at Cosmic Rejex

Emo night is back! Join us for a tribute to RAT camp as we revive the tears, emo vibes, and your teenage passion! Find a dark corner, sip on our emo-inspired drinks, and get your makeup done just right! Plus more!

Music • Party • Chillout

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday 8pm - 9:30pm at Centre Camp

KnowYourHistory - we're celebrating 10 years of KnowYourStuffNZ and taking a moment to say thank you to Kiwiburn for giving birth to us.

Come for a history lesson, fancy canapes, and lots of drug puns

Discussion / Conversation • My idea defies your fallible ontology

Thursday 8pm at Mint Country Club

Our Talent/Untalent Show celebrates the brilliant, the bizarre, and the brave. Whether you're a star in the making or just here for the laughs, this is your time to shine (or hilariously flop). Anything goes—join us for a night of unforgettable performances and endless fun! Sign up at MCC.

Arts & Crafts • Performance • Party • Music • Games • Chillout

Thursday 8pm at Coffeeholm

Grab a flagon, get cosy inside our bell tent, ready to lose yourself in a night of rum-soaked revelry, raw harmonies, and the untamed spirit of the sea. With guitars in hand and voices raised high, we’ll summon the soul of sailors past. Come for the shanties, stay for the legend.

Music

Thursday 8pm at Zef

A truly bizarre burlesque show.

Come hither to the glimmering lights of the Bizarre Zefzaar town square and bear witness to our barely-dressed menagerie of filthy animals.

Let us enchant you with a striptease fairytale both ravishing and utterly absurd.

Performance

18+ (Sexual Content)

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday 8pm - 11pm at The Cypher

90's and 00's night at the Cypher. Hip-hop, soul, RnB, Pop. Destiny's child, crokinole, classic tunes. What more could you want?

Music

Thursday 8pm - 9pm at The Tipsy Whisker

Slurp delicious libations while salacious sweet nothings are whispered in your ear. Whether you're feeling like a naughty monster or a good little pet, the Wenches will give you the treatment you deserve and make sure you drink every last drop. Come get Wenched 😉

Party

18+ (Alcohol, BDSM)

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday 8:30pm at TechnOasis

Our Saints and Sinners party invites you to celebrate the duality of good & evil. Salvation dancing alongside temptation. Flaunt your saint or sinner self, be it the angelic figure in silky white or the naughty devil in fiery red. Whether you’re an embodiment of virtue or vice, come together to rejoice in techno. Ready to explore both sides of the soul? Seek redemption or indulge in the forbidden.

Party

18+ (Alcohol)

Friday and Thursday 9pm at Coffeeholm

Chai in the Coffeeholm bell tent. At least the seventh tastiest chai on the paddock, served by the most traditional and authentic coffee-loving viking trash pirates.

Food & Drink • Chillout

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Sunday 9pm - 3am at Miso Den

Bring your cup along and help yourself to a hot cup of Miso Soup, available from 9pm onwards.

A cozy chill spot to take a minute to rewind from the wild in our snuggly den. Blankets, cuddles, board games, books and instruments under the fairy lights with a hot cup of replenishing soup.

Mmmm yum!! See ya there xx

Food & Drink • Chillout

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday 9pm at SkyNation

Come and get amongst some gender fuckery. Dance til you drop to this super charged line up of non-binary baddies!

Party

18+

Thursday 9pm - 11pm at Paradox

We’ll take turns reading smutty tales from Paradox and get our hands dirty making zines of your favourite characters!

Workshop • Performance

18+ (Sexual Content)

Thursday 9pm - 10pm at Pangea

Embark on a high-energy journey through the rhythms of Burkina Faso, Ghana & Senegal, with guided dance at Pangea. Live drumming complemented by dynamic DJs blend traditional beats with global grooves for a joyous expression of culture movement and connection.

Music • Spiritual & Healing

Thursday 9pm - 1am at The Rusty Joint

Serving up absolutely tasty, total BANGAZ that you forgot you loved- be that from the 70s, 80s, 90’s, naughties or now.

A renaissance of the classics on the paddock, bound to get a lil trashy in true, rusty throwback fashion.

Bangers for your earholes and mash for your mouth holes (bring your bowl and spooon ya’ll) We gots taters.

Music • Party

Thursday 9pm at Nocturnal Wonderland

Immerse yourself in the magic of the enchanted forest as Kiwiburns acrobats, aerialists and flow artists unveil a stunning UV spectacle that will leave you spellbound

Ready yourself for our extravaganza by watching our performers get painted or come paint yourself at our UV glow station (~8pm)

Conclude the show with our OPEN FIRE CIRCLE to buck your furn the right way (so bring your toys!)

Performance • Party • Music

Thursday 9:30pm - 11:15pm at The Cosmic Zip

Step into the Cosmic Zip and discover the mystical history of the Zipperian Realm and the perplexing tale of the three lost Zipperians, told with an enchanting shadow puppet show. Then, with your loving energy, we’ll power the opening of the Zipperian Portal and welcome the Zipperian Council back to Kiwiburn with a celebration like no other!

Arts & Crafts • Music • Party • Performance

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday 10pm at Peace and Love

Immersive interactive electric video projected theater. Come dance nude in our pixel storms of light. Moments of extreme beauty will be created. All camera and computer created imagery is strictly only available to the co creator; you.

Performance

18+

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday 10pm at The Hilbert Space

By carefully modulating frequency spectra and temporal delays, this performance encourages synchronized processing across your auditory and visual cortices, fostering subtle, neurophysiologically meaningful couplings within the brain’s perceptual networks.

Spiritual & Healing • Performance

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Two Couches & a Rug

Come and watch the finest sports you've never heard of 24 hours a day. (next to Two Couches & a Rug)

Games

Camp's Featured Event!

All day Thursday, Friday and Saturday at Littles' Playhouse

It's a scavenger hunt!

Kid-friendly, adventureful, totally doable!

Games

Kid-Friendly

All day Thursday, Friday and Saturday at Burner Bum Sun Club

Personally, we have been enraged by beach clubs around the world being exclusive and over priced. So we bring to you, our all inclusive and free club! Wear nothing, spend nothing, do nothing. See you at the beach babe!

T&C's: your cup and towel is required for entry 😉

Chillout • Food & Drink • Health & Wellness

Kid-Friendly

Camp's Featured Event!

All day Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Wednesday at Bless You, Fuck Me

Desiring a comfy, cozy, intentional space for relationship chats & check-ins with potential playmates? Come cuddle up & have good quality chats about sexuality, emotional safety & consent while exploring our camp's very own Intimate Conversations Card Deck to prompt authentic communication. Cat Law applies in this tent (if you wouldn't touch a cat this way, please don't touch each other this way)

Discussion / Conversation • Chillout

18+

Friday 12am

Example Event Please Ignore

All day Friday at Gemma v.s. The Normal Worms

Come doodle a worm in our chill space, and listen to our surreal drug-trip fantasy comedy radio series. “Socially-awkward Gemma is in danger of becoming a Normal Worm. Will she be saved by her best bud Fabblestitch? Or will he be too busy doing infinite squats, under the upbeat influence of… the Exercise Worms?” Warning: Contains 420% sex & drug references.

Arts & Crafts • Chillout • Performance

18+

All day Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Hookah Road

Come and hang at Hookah Rd with mellow beats and hot coals: Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Join us for a relaxed and tasty experience, perfect for chilling out and sparking up conversation. Check our board for session times on the day.

Chillout • Discussion / Conversation

18+

All day Thursday, Friday and Saturday roaming around

Vibrator Racing is going old school. Taking it back to the back alley. No sponsored content, no VIP area, no class, and even more corruption. If you can find us, then bring something cool to throw in the kitty. Winner takes all. Cheating will “not” be tolerated, bribes will “Not” be accepted.

*bribery is encouraged but does not guarantee victory.

Games • Performance

18+ (Sexual Content)

All day Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Warm Fuzzy Doodleboppers

Need to let go? Come and place your hands on the board and let the fairies take your worries away

Spiritual & Healing

All day Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday roaming around

Get sodden with velvet reusable water bombs! When the paddock gets stanking hot the sodden velvet crew might appear out of a mirage to help you get wet. P.S. don’t forget consent when moistening others

Games

Kid-Friendly

All day Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Warm Fuzzy Doodleboppers

Need some guidance? Come and check out our Oracle cards and give yourself a reading

Spiritual & Healing

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday at the river

Time for Recorder Class. Capture the sweet nostalgia and childlike joy of honking on a recorder.

Come prepared, no instructions given and recorders provided.

Music • Performance • Chillout

Kid-Friendly

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at The Rusty Joint

Keep your eyes on the Blackboard at the Rusty to see any upcoming sound sessions and events.

Music • Performance • Party • Games • Food & Drink • Discussion / Conversation • Chillout • Arts & Crafts • Workshop

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday roaming around

What started as a phallic object & a shityarn, evolved into a chronicle of vicious intercamp battles for a big ol dick!

The DICK is BACK you’ll know it when u see it!

RULES:

-Must be in an accessible/visible area of camp

-Must be returned if seen whilst raiding & still within defending camp territory

-No excessive force/foul play

-No attaching dick to your structure

-No butt stuff/other stuff

Games

All day Thursday, Friday and Saturday roaming around

Show us your best Ohhh-Face! 🫦

Optionally, have your photo taken, printed, and displayed at Camp Ohhh-gasm wall of pleasure, and take it home as a souvenir on Sunday!

Games

18+ (Sexual Content)

All day Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Sodden Velvet

Kiwiburn got your creative juices flowing and you need an outlet? Come visit the Sodden Velvet Craft corner, where you can pick up a paintbrush, get hooking with some crochet, add a row to the knit-a-row and make the needlepoint memory of your dreams. This is a chill place to hang out and get creative.

Arts & Crafts • Chillout

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday at The DOSS House

beer and sausages. if someone is around we can do it 😛

Food & Drink

Camp's Featured Event!

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Palace of the Sand Dragon

Are you having crazy adventures? Zany experiences? Maybe memorable interactions?

We want to immortalize your stories and help you remember them! Drop your stories off at the Palace, or come over and write them down yourself. When that dusty Sunday morning comes, our scribes will give them a read and choose our favorite.

That favored storyteller will find themselves with one more memorable trophy!

Games • Arts & Crafts

All day Thursday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at The Snuggery

Bringing the best chill out snuggle puddle on the paddock. This year we offer the classic truck Snugg you know and love and the more accessibility friendly tent Snugg as first seen at Raglan burn. That's right, not one, but two snugs. Suck on that Pillowtopia.

Chillout

All day Friday and Saturday at Warm Fuzzy Doodleboppers

Pop down to Warm Fuzzy Doodleboppers camp and pick up a homemade MOOP bag to take with you on your journey around the paddock

Health & Wellness

Camp's Featured Event!

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday 4:20am - 4:20pm at The Secret Sasquatch Society

It's 420!!!!! Don't miss out! Sasquatch Society will be open to all who indulge twice a day, every day!!! Thats right! Am-Pm! Papers and smoking devices provided Xxx

Chillout • Health & Wellness • Spiritual & Healing

18+

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday 9am - 4pm at the Temple Paddock

💅Babe, do you want to get fingered in a portaloo of risqué creation? Want Trans-formative nail art that'll leave you gushing? Get in the glory hole. No poos allowed. All genders welcum for a finger to finger connection. Where art meets shart, let us nail you. Plus: cum leave a (skid) mark and tag our box with your best toilet graffiti. Outside ARTery.

Health & Wellness

18+ (Sexual Content)

Thursday and Friday 9am - 10:30am at Paradox

Fresh brews for weary travellers.

Food & Drink

Thursday and Friday 9am at Divine Matrix

Morning dance to music from around the world with the rhythm and beat of the heart and soul. Let's dance together in the Divine Matrix as we awaken into our day, embodying freedom and lightness in our physical bodies and spirits.

Health & Wellness • Spiritual & Healing

Kid-Friendly

Thursday, Friday and Saturday 10am - 11:30am at Aquanest

Want to drop deeper into your body and connect with your higher self?

Come visit for a 1 on 1 energy healing, designed to help clear blocks and have you feeling your brightest most authentic self. Sessions will be 15 minutes long. Come along, sign-up, and mingle with other attendees in sacred space while you wait.

Spiritual & Healing

Friday 10am at Tramp Stamp

🎶👶 Baby Rave 👶🎶

Get ready for a fun-filled, family-friendly dance experience! Our Baby Rave is a vibrant, interactive dance celebration where you can ignite your little one’s senses while you dance and play together.

Come make magical memories with your tiny dancers!

All ages welcome | Fun guaranteed!

Music • Party

Kid-Friendly

Friday 10am at Inky Fingers

Sunny is back with her badge machine - come and draw something and Sunny will squash it into a button badge for you....amateur Theme Camp badges anyone? We also have a small selection of pre printed designs and magazines you can chop images out of....anything could happen. She usually opens Saturday and Sunday too.

Arts & Crafts

Thursday and Friday 10am at Coffeeholm

Back by popular demand, traditional scandiweigian coffee, served for you in the bell tent by your favorite historically accurate viking-pirates. Skål!

On Friday gather aboard The Pudgy. Dragon (outside the temple) for your morning dose of Coffeeholm's world famous pirated coffee with live music. Any human or instrument is welcome to join this leisurely jam session.

Food & Drink

Friday and Saturday 10am at Nocturnal Wonderland

Unlock your flow at Nocturnal Wonderland

Our seasoned spinners and experienced flow artists will be hosting a variety of flow workshops Friday and Saturday from 10am at Nocturnal Wonderland

Check out our boards for details to learn:

Rope Dart

Spin & Contact Staff

Dragon Staff

Leviwand

Hula Hoop

Poi

Get yourself Effigy Burn ready. Bring a friend, or your mum. And Buck your Furn!

Workshop

Friday 10am - 12pm at Petri Dish

Rediscover your inner scientist at our hands-on science workshop—designed especially for adults (kids welcome)! You’ll get the chance to explore a range of fun, interactive activities, from making slime to creating colorful chemical reactions. With expert guidance, you'll learn the “why” behind each experiment, deepening your scientific knowledge in a playful, relaxed atmosphere.

Workshop

Kid-Friendly

Camp's Featured Event!

Friday 10am - 11am at Camp Ohhh-Gasm

Join Self-Pleasure Queen Bia Bliss for this paddock favourite workshop where you will learn how to fill up your own cup and ignite your pleasure within, with simple practices using breath, sound and movement, touch and awareness. Your inner beloved is calling you, can you hear it?

Leave with a full heart, an overflowing cup, and the limitless potential for pleasure and intimacy at your fingertips.

Workshop • Health & Wellness

18+

Friday 10am - 11am at Pillowtopia

Sharing what it's like to be your gender, hear what it's like to not be you. The group will decide the flow of discussion in this facilitated sharing circle. No late entry.

Discussion / Conversation

Friday 10am - 11am at The Snuggery

No need to be civil; grump and groan till you land firmly on the paddock. For those of you who do not spring out of bed in the morning but your tent is too hot or your camp mates unconsentedly woke you up. BYO coffee to avoid disappointment incase we haven't managed to make any yet.

Chillout

Friday 10am - 11am at Cosmic Laundromat

Come and connect through the art of tai chi! We'll use breathwork, partnerwork, stances, steps and movement to channel our qi (internal energy) and relax our bodies.

Health & Wellness

Friday 10am at Wild Connections

Better to be a bad artist than not being an artist at all!!! Let's get creative and make bad art together. We are all artists, even if we don't know it yet.

Bring your favorite art supplies.

Arts & Crafts

Kid-Friendly

Friday 10:30am - 12:30pm at The Homestead

Sick of the Doof?? .. need some music with Lyrics...something to make your eyes water (Onion).. and a sausage? We have bangers on the bbq and some chill rock vibes to enjoy to re-group. Get your best Bogan shirt on and come join us!

Food & Drink • Chillout • Music • Party

Thursday, Friday and Saturday 10:30am at Sensory Dispensary

Come hang at the Sensory Dispensary, where we'll be rustling up some chilled morning brown, freshly brewed right on the Paddock. Serving until we run out!

Food & Drink

Thursday, Friday and Saturday 10:30am - 12pm at the forest

A guide to how the hand describes how you relate and interact with others socially, sexually and otherwise! The fingers, thumbs and lines of the palm reveal patterns of expression, kink and styles of power. We will cover themes such as addiction and deceit as well as consent and boundary issues and how these show up in the hands. This is not fortune-telling, this is self-revelation....

Talk / Lecture • Workshop

18+ (Sexual Content)

Friday 11am - 12pm at Cosmic Laundromat

BEGINNER ACROYOGA for all the newbies. Come all Ye Odd Socks for the Cosmic Adventure! Prepare to be flying through washing machines and learn the fundamentals of this arts. No experience or partner required.

Games • Health & Wellness • Workshop

Camp's Featured Event!

Friday 11am at Inky Fingers

We've been collecting stuff all year for our annual yard sale - come and grab that extra something to zhuzh up your paddock look.

Arts & Crafts

Friday 11am - 12pm at Ngāti BIPOC

Come and experience the beauty that is a dance of resistance and community, from Palestine to Aotearoa. For extra flare, please bring a scarf with you for (especially if little humans are joining).

Workshop • Music

Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday 11am - 1pm at Planet Devita

Ever been somewhere so remote you lose your internet connection? At FREE Wi-Fi you won't even have to go that far, we're giving you the gift or maybe the curse of constant Wi-Fi but absolutely no internet to be found. It's the perfect place to disconnect and really connect with the people around you. There might even be a few surprises in store for those who try to find the internet.

Chillout

Thursday and Friday 11am - 12pm at Camp Douche

Need a hottie to snug? Don’t we all. Let us deliver a hot water bottle to your nest for a tasty warm bed to crawl into - delivered between 10pm-1am.

Come by Camp Douche from 11am-12pm to pick up a flag to mark your sleeping quarters.

Zero guarantees on delivery or that we put it in the right bed.

Health & Wellness

Friday 11am - 1pm at Bless You, Fuck Me

So you're wanting to gather your friends together for some ethical sluttery, but wondering what the safest first steps are? Join the BYFM crew in an open discussion & skillshare where we explore what we've learned about how best to fvck your friends (& remain friends). Workshop doors will close at 11am, please arrive on time.

Workshop • Talk / Lecture

18+ (Sexual Content)

Friday 11am - 12:15pm at Paradox

The sequel you didn't know you needed! Join us for the follow-up to last year's outrageous theatrical hit, written with the help of our subservient Al. War has plagued the galaxy. Talk of peace is finally transpiring and an intergalactic space orgy will decide the galaxy's fate. Will chaos reign or climax unite? It's naughty, hilarious, and the most fun you'll have with your pants on (or off)!

Performance

Friday 11am - 12pm at Camp VOTE LOVE

Join us for Yoga with Dani. Please bring mat and water.

Workshop • Health & Wellness

Friday 11am - 12:30pm at Mint Country Club

Keep yourself hydrated while roaming the paddock with the help of your own handmade Macrame Water Bottle holder!

Arts & Crafts • Chillout • Discussion / Conversation • Music • Workshop

Kid-Friendly

Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday 11am at Burner Bum Sun Club

Join us for a wholesome morning yoga session! Clothing optional

Health & Wellness • Chillout • Spiritual & Healing

Thursday and Friday 11am - 12:30pm at Sensory Dispensary

An exploration of how the concepts of happiness and the meaningful life have been understood and practiced in various ancient and modern philosophical traditions, such as Buddhism, Stoicism, Epicureanism, Daoism, Hedonism, Sufism, and Existentialism; and a chat about how we practice happiness and meaningfulness in our own lives.

Discussion / Conversation • Talk / Lecture • Workshop

Friday 11am at Divine Matrix

A safe space for sisters to drop in together and share what's on their hearts and minds. Honoring the inner wisdom, the intuitive self and the sacred connection we hold to the web of life, the Divine Matrix.

Discussion / Conversation • Spiritual & Healing

Friday 11am - 12pm at Sodden Velvet

The Tiny Talent Show

Show off your tiniest talents on the world's tiniest stage! From finger puppet plays to speed-peeling a grape, this is your moment to shine in miniature. All ages welcome. Compete for tiny prizes and massive bragging rights. Big applause guaranteed for your little acts!

Performance

Friday and Sunday 11am - 11:45am at The Cosmic Zip

Come into the present moment with the Zipperians as we move with awareness and observe our experience. With 20 minutes each of yoga and meditation, we’ll guide you to gently unzip, opening the portal to greater awareness, acceptance and compassion.

Workshop • Spiritual & Healing • Health & Wellness

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday 11:11am - 12pm at Portals & Sorcerers

Be there.

Chillout

Kid-Friendly

Camp's Featured Event!

Friday 11:30am - 1pm at the forest

Trees are our friends! Let's dance with them 😀 Come along and learn a soothing, nature inspired dance that will momentarily clense your burner soul. Easy to learn, this workshop will give you a well earned reprieve in the calm of the forest. Oh, and bring with you an item that is special to you - you'll see why!

Workshop • Performance • Health & Wellness

Saturday 11:30am - 1:30pm at The ARTery @ The Hub

Want to try your hand at making something from literal earth? Join us for a fabulous session where you will be guided to make a mug, plate, or whatever the heck you feel like from this endlessly fascinating medium called CLAY. ! Take it home for firing at your local community kiln, OR leave it to us to complete the process gifting it right back to future burners! Clay and tools provided.

Arts & Crafts

Kid-Friendly

Thursday, Friday and Saturday 11:30am - 12pm at Littles' Playhouse

Sweet and simple storytime for little kids. We gather and read some children's books and share a biscuit or crackers. Kids are welcome to stay and play afterwards.

Chillout • Food & Drink

Kid-Friendly

Friday 12pm - 2pm at Two Couches & a Rug

Quiz day at the Acid TAB! Teams, trivia, and maybe even sports (it IS the TAB, after all, but you might not know the sports!). Limited seating, so grab a camp chair and join the fun in Bogan Alley! Placement pending, the Rusty Joint will be open for refreshments.

Games • Food & Drink • Spiritual & Healing

18+ (Alcohol)

Friday 12pm - 1pm at Camp Easily Distrac-Soup

Possibly the ultimate soup experience. Choose between 2 hearty broths (meat and vegan options) and build your own perfect bowl. A selection of meat, veg and spices to combine at your leisure and brag about to any other soup camp. (bring your own bowl)

Food & Drink

Thursday, Friday and Saturday 12pm - 4pm at Stitch & Bitch

Come and learn how to make a custom tiny pocket to store your tiny precious items around the paddock, and to sew it into your jacket, hat, trousers or bag.

Arts & Crafts

Camp's Featured Event!

Friday 12pm at the Effigy

It's time to make tracks! Back again for a second year, the infamous HBFA Spanktrain returns.

Prepare your derriere for a spanking sesh that's so epic, even your glutes will high-five each other. Join us for the grandest glute gala in the multiverse as we attempt to break the record for the most people in a Spanktrain.

Hop onboard and travel around the Paddock in style!

Games

18+

Friday 12pm - 1:30pm at Ngāti BIPOC

People of all backgrounds are invited to come learn about the journey of healing our collective ancestral trauma as we live on land that is still colonized to this day. Examining the legendary book, “The Wake-Up” by Michelle Mijung Kim, we will unpack internalized biases/themes that many of us have been asleep to as we walk hand in hand towards care based solutions that enable us all to thrive.

Discussion / Conversation • Talk / Lecture

Friday 12pm at Camp Low Expectations

A relaxed poetry session with live music from the Camp Low Expectations crew. Music fills the spaces between words, letting them linger and allowing meaning to unfold. Hosts will begin with recitals before inviting participants to share their own pieces or recite works by others. It’s a welcoming space for both seasoned poets and newcomers to explore and let poetry and music intertwine.

Chillout • Music • Performance

Friday 12:30pm - 2pm at Aquanest

Come and discover the art of junk journaling. Explore your imagination as you craft a unique keepsake. Breathe new life into forgotten fragments like tickets, fabrics, discarded paper and stories as we transform recycled and found objects into a creative and meaningful journal. No experience necessary, just bring your curiosity. Materials are provided. BYO keepsakes to weave into your tale.

Chillout • Arts & Crafts • Discussion / Conversation • Workshop

Friday 12:30pm - 1:30pm at Wild Connections

Curious about where your future food might come from in a world of changing climate, food innovation & the need for sustainable farming? Join us in an open facilitated Q&A session.

Following this discussion we'll savour the tastes of locally grown stock with a mouthwatering barbeque. If you were in attendance, you'll get to the front of the line for this delicious kai!

Workshop • Talk / Lecture • Discussion / Conversation

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday and Friday 1pm at Coffeeholm

A hands on crafting experience to learn a new skill and put it into practice. (jewellery and project based).

Thursday and Friday at 1pm

Arts & Crafts

Friday 1pm - 4pm at Very Alternative Gathering

Come join us for our impact workshop. Learn the fundamentals of impact whether you are an experienced Dom/sub or just interested in giving/receiving impact for pleasure (& pain). There will be Q&A opportunities, impact demos & chances to play with a variety of toys following our health & safety talks (please arrive before 3pm to ensure you hear one of these talks)

Workshop • Discussion / Conversation

18+ (BDSM)

Friday 1pm - 2pm at Camp Rock

Already know your way around the wall but looking to refine your skills? Our workshop for intermediates is just the spot to level up! We’ll be getting into techniques, working on movement, and playing with some problem-solving that’s a step up from the basics. Come get some tips, meet other climbers, and enjoy some time on the bouldering wall. Grab your climbing shoes and let’s get climbing!

Workshop

Friday 1pm at Hookah Road

The Brine Brigade is back for our 3rd annual Pickleback Party! Come and experience the perfect blend of tangy brine, cheap whiskey, and unbeatable beats that have made this party a legendary tradition.

Food & Drink • Party • Music

18+ (Alcohol)

Camp's Featured Event!

Friday 1pm - 3pm at The Cypher

Are you bad at rapping? Wanna get better? Well don't. Instead come to The Cypher and rap badly anyway. Get over your fear of public speaking by freestyle rapping loudly at passing burners without learning any skills.

Music • Performance

Friday 1pm at The DOSS House

Super Sultry Sexy Shameless Sangria Shenanigans. Come celebrate naughty nineties music while drowning in the sensual satiation of our home made sangria! This is a celebration! What we are celebrating? You will have to come to find out!

Music • Food & Drink

18+ (Alcohol)

Friday 1pm - 3pm at The ARTery @ The Hub

Become the Trash Royalty you've always dreamed of! Please bring your own coloured plastic bottles and egg cartons!

Arts & Crafts

Friday 1pm - 2pm at SkyNation

Tangata Tiriti babes! Ya cuzzies keep on messin’ up the kitchen…

Can u make ‘em do the dishes?

R u doing urs? We discuss n’ rustle up some schemes…

N.B. SkyNation’s HR requires actionable results by end-of-day.

Discussion / Conversation

Friday 1:01pm - 2pm at R.A.T

Curious about the ins and outs of sex work? Got a burning question, or a general fascination about it? Come along to our rat den and chat to a panel of wonderful workers who'd love to answer your questions!

Discussion / Conversation

18+ (Sexual Content)

Friday and Saturday 1:30pm at The Cosmic Donut

Perfection? Nah. True serenity emerges when things are leaning just enough outta wack that they spiral around into an entirely new state of being. We ain’t slinging no bootleg enlightenment. Wrap a bit of twisted bliss around your mind-socket, slap some gaffer tape across your soul, and find your metaphysical sweet spot. By the power of the Cosmic Donut, anyone can achieve Holeness.

Spiritual & Healing

Friday 1:30pm - 2pm roaming around

The hard work from our MPW team is what gives us the infrastructure to build our city on the paddock. To honor them a Mutant Art Car parade will be leaving the MPW compound and touring the various paddocks that we call home before finishing at The Rusty Joint for Tradie hour.

Performance

Friday 2pm - 6pm at The Magic Doof Bus

Prove yourself the Beethoven of the burn in our beat battle. Make a beat in 30 minutes in a style/genre that we will assign (samples provided) and then do it again while deaf.

Music • Performance

Friday 2pm at Peace and Love

Creating a safe space in your mind to overcome difficult experiences. Techniques for shifting mindstate during difficult psychological events, to step out of bad trips, triggers or traumas. We will give you some simple tips and practices, breathing techniques and meditation tools, and open the floor for others to input.

No experience in anything is necessary

Spiritual & Healing

Friday 2pm at Tangerine Steeze

The chaos carries on another year, there will be nude people dancing, there will be drinks! Come and see why this well loved event is gracing the paddock once again.

Music • Party • Food & Drink

18+ (Alcohol)

Friday 2pm - 3pm at Cosmic Laundromat

Enter the dryer and get all that lint off of you, spinning in the vortex of another Cosmic Laundromat event. Join the ongoing dance of the dryer where all types of fibre can coalesce to form the fabric of a new fully dried society. Dancing and meditation. Odd socks encouraged(no partner required) .

Health & Wellness • Spiritual & Healing • Games

18+

Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday 2pm - 4pm at the stoop

Ever wanted to have a decent conversation, but don't really know how? Wanna take things a little deeper with a friend/crush/stranger, but don't know where to start? We got you! Come join us for a 'Conversation starters' session, featuring questions like 'Which Spice Girl are you NOT? ' and 'Your Hero Ego/Saviour Complex surfaces the most when you..', you'll be having satisfying d&m's in no time!

Discussion / Conversation

Friday 2pm at Planet Devita

Join us for an afternoon session of rejuvenating breathwork and transcendent live ambient music as we call on the spirit of Devita to deliver an abundance of cosmic healing energy and divine harmonic resonance.

Music • Spiritual & Healing • Chillout

Friday 2pm at Fat tummy

Friday asado (Argentinian bbq) meat and vege cooked on open fire.

Food & Drink

Friday 2pm - 6pm at Aquanest

Deep dive into the divine as we serve up a platter of rejuvenation, relaxation and hydrotherapy. Gorge yourself on a buffet of treats including, but not limited to:

* Low tempo sound bath

* Spritz spa

* DIY misty water body spray

* Guided meditation

* Musical therapy

Check our noticeboard for timings.

Chillout • Health & Wellness • Music • Spiritual & Healing • Workshop

Friday 2pm - 4pm at The Homestead

Each year we gather the best of the best home brewers, home growers, those Sweet Jam and Chutney makers and the mixologists of the paddock. to share their amazing homemade wares, taste their delightful goodies and share mixes and swap seeds, and tips.. Bring your Pickles, Brews, Jams and anything created at home. Not to be missed!

Arts & Crafts • Food & Drink • Music • Talk / Lecture

Camp's Featured Event!

Friday 2pm - 5pm at The Rusty Joint

The infamous Tradie Day returns!

Grab ya PPE & hi-vis vest and truck on down to get feral with the rest! The weather report for smoko predicts jaws will be gurnin, concrete mixer churnin & the snags burnin!

BYO sun-ripened dobro, some darts & shit yarns, thrash about a bit, call it a dance.

Health & Wellness • Games • Food & Drink • Party • Music • Spiritual & Healing

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday 2:03pm - 4pm at the stoop

Stoop to our level and join us for hosted lawn games - we'll be ducking the goose and sneaking up on granny. Bring your throwing energy for a giggle, or if it's The Stoop itself that calls you, come for a certified Sit! BYO friend and cuppa or make one of each here.

Games • Chillout

Camp's Featured Event!

Friday 2:15pm at Camp Rock

Get Your Rocks Off is an inclusive workshop where everyone’s welcome to share their thoughts, experiences, and questions on kink, relationships, intimacy and self love. No matter if you're a seasoned pro in the kink lifestyle or a curious newbie, this is your safe, non-judgmental space to chat and learn. Bring your vessels for tea, coffee and biscuits.

Discussion / Conversation • Chillout

18+ (BDSM, Sexual Content)

Thursday, Friday and Saturday 2:30pm - 4:30pm at the stoop

Get on the paint brushes and contribute to a collaborative mural - like a giant paint by numbers, designed by our resident muralist. Add some colour to our Stoopy paradise while fuelling your creative desires.

Arts & Crafts

Friday 2:30pm - 4pm at Swing Fling

This workshop is for all vulva owners, celebrating the pussy and divine feminine energy. Together, we'll explore pleasure, movement, and radical self-love in a safe and sacred space. (Note: No nudity is required)

Discussion / Conversation • Workshop

Friday 2:30pm - 3:30pm at R.A.T

NEVER BE ROPELESS AGAIN. Learn to make corded rope from almost most things.

Arts & Crafts • Workshop

Friday 3pm - 9pm at The Cosmic Zip

Step into the Cosmic Zip, and immerse yourself in a thoughtfully curated audio journey designed to synergise with the shifting states of a psychedelic experience. A dynamic blend of moods and genres tailored to accompany the exploration of being. Whether you seek a moment of sanctuary, a place to reflect, or simply a connection with like-minded travellers, the Cosmic Zip is your refuge.

Chillout • Music

Friday 3pm - 4pm at The Secret Sasquatch Society

Come Gaze The Big Fluffy Bois In The Sky.

Shahn will teach you all about coudies and tell you what she thinks they all look like.

Chillout • Discussion / Conversation • Health & Wellness

Friday 3pm - 4pm at The ARTery @ The Hub

Never get lost in the dark again! Make your own unique doof stick so that you can be identified anywhere across the paddock. Limited lights and other supplies will be available. We encourage you to bring along any materials that inspire you.

Arts & Crafts

Friday 3pm - 4:30pm at The Homestead

Fellow Burners, come and meet your NZ Burning Man Regional contacts (RC's) Lumos and Shelley. Hang out, chat about burning man and the Kiwiburn culture and event. Any Visiting RC's from around the world, please join us for a chat about hot topics going on with you and your regional contacts.. We are all ears!!!

Chillout • Discussion / Conversation • Talk / Lecture • Music • Food & Drink

Friday 3pm - 4pm at 3nt1ty

Series of scheduling conflicts?

Hierarchy not feeling so high?

Is your polycular structure causing surface tension?

Anonymously submit your polyamory related problems at the door and our resident agony aunt and supportive group will discuss all the trials and tribulations of modern dating, laughing and crying.

This workshop is open to all, however you identify. Curiosity is very welcome.

Discussion / Conversation

Friday 3pm at Zef

Don your turtleneck and discuss the meaning of life and the big questions like "Is existence overrated?". With soothing jazz, artisanal teas and chess, let's sip and ponder the mysteries of our time. Life: meaningless? Maybe. Fun? Absolutely. Topic posted on whiteboard to discuss over tea. Optional: Classic philosophical dress up box items. Optional: chess game at same time.

Discussion / Conversation

Friday 3pm at The Pudgy Dragon

All aboard for a hands-on shibari experience—on a boat!

Whether you’re experienced or harbouring curiosity, come and trade your time/body for delicious cocktails-the Shibari tender has you covered! Quench your thirst with custom cocktails-we’ll exercise restraint and even have non-alcoholic deliciousness for you as well. Chill beats from probably the best trash pirate DJ's Coffeeholm has to offer.

Food & Drink • Music • Party

18+ (BDSM)

Friday 3pm - 7pm at Cape Carnival

Cheezey tracks, whiney patrons, and the finest of vegan and traditional wine and cheese. Come and enjoy this allergy conscious musical escapade.

Food & Drink • Music • Party

Camp's Featured Event!

Friday 4pm - 5pm at Alphabet Soup

Come dip a ladle in our cauldron and serenade the crowd on our new karaoke machine. Spicy mulled wine flavour soup and a catalogue of cheesy hits await your selection. Slip into the evening nice and easy with a love ballad, diva pop-hit or loosely soup-related tune. BYO vessel.

Music • Party • Food & Drink

18+ (Alcohol)

Camp's Featured Event!

Friday 4pm at the forest

Breathwork experience with ZEF, Manu will be mixing the ancient art of connected breathing and the modern sound of electronic music in the calming environment of the forest. Prepare to reset your system, release stress, and tap into a non-ordinary state of consciousness. BYO mat and cushion. Not recommended if you have a severe medical condition or pregnancy

Workshop

Friday 4pm - 5:30pm at Centre Camp

The first Fireside Chat for 2025. The CommuniTeam will be hosting our first Fireside Chat of 2025 on Paddock. Our suggestion box from our 'Meet Your CommuniTeam' open session will be mined to find a few kaupapa to discuss with the Community to take temperatures on some of the issues they feel are important. Note: Not actually beside a fire.

[NB: Connect with Tāmati or Rāwiri in the CommuniTeam for further discussions or sorting out details. I'm (Rāwiri) just using my burner profile to make the submission]

Discussion / Conversation

Kid-Friendly

Friday 4pm - 8pm at Not/So Secret

BYO stick, jump on our deck. Spin your tunes and impress us (or confuse us) with your music taste! Get us grooving and you might find yourself secretly inducted into our next rave lineup. But get sloppy, and we might have to hose you down. Please be respectful of our equipment and our DJ wrangler (yes, we’ll need a supervisor for y’all). So… are you gonna come? FAFO.

Music • Performance • Party

Friday 4pm at Tramp Stamp

The rule of tyranny has gone on for too long. It's time to protest this lunatic oppressor in the sky. We will make our protest banners, and take our message to the paddock. Fuck the moon.

Discussion / Conversation • Performance • Workshop

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday, Wednesday and Friday 4pm - 5pm at the river

Join's the crew from Littles's Playhouse, down by the river lagoon, for a parents and kids nature hang and swim. Bring a snack and sunscreen for your kiddos.

Chillout

Kid-Friendly

Friday 4:20pm at Palace of the Sand Dragon

I hope you've been practicing your algekadabra for this alakexam. BYO scientific calculator.

Games

Friday 4:20pm

Bring your strongest characters and battle against sorcerers from other realms for a chance to be the ultimate world champion

Games

Friday 4:20pm - 5:30pm at the Temple Paddock

Sloshball is back and this time I'll try not sleep through my own event.

It's softball, but kicking! It's kickball, but drinking! Guaranteed hilarity! Bring some cans to donate to the communal cooler. Alcohol free options welcomed. Come win your team some honour! Sports sports sports!

Games

Friday 4:20pm roaming around

Love a bargain? Love to rummage through trash and treasure? Come to the great MPW Yard 'Sale' and find yourself some treasures, or some trash whatever you fancy. Bring a beer or some shit yarns and hang out with us as we try to give away all the things we have collected over the years that just collect dust and rust in our containers. Come find us at the MPW camp; Bozo Heights.

Arts & Crafts

Friday 5pm at The Homestead

Draw on your fellow burners bodies! Ever wanted to tattoo and be tattooed but dont like needles, pain or permanence? Lets draw and blow loads of creativity all over each other.

Arts & Crafts

Friday 5pm - 6:30pm at Wannabe Camp

Love Bondage? Love Karaoke? Come sing your heart our while getting tied up by our Shibari Masters! Singers and Shibari Masters welcome!

Music • Games

18+ (Alcohol, BDSM)

Camp's Featured Event!

Friday 5pm - 6pm at Nocturnal Wonderland

Bring your art supplies, spicy (18+) decorative toys and best poses for bondage life drawing!

Watch our hosts tie each other up, handcuff your friends, sit back and draw as the silliness unfolds.

All art levels are welcome, audience participation is encouraged but not required. Pencils & paper will be provided.

*no late entries*

Arts & Crafts

18+ (Sexual Content)

Thursday and Friday 5pm at the forest

Do you love to hear, feel, play and dance to the sounds and energy of drumming beats? Come and join us to jam and flow in this amazing space. We love to jam with drums, pans, flutes ... any music instrument that you want to bring. If you don't have one there will be one you can use. We also celebrate with dance, singing, come play with your special flow. Friday starts at 7.30pm

Spiritual & Healing • Music

Kid-Friendly

Friday 5pm - 6pm at Camp Ohhh-Gasm

Elevate your handjob skills in this interactive workshop for penis lovers, presented by sexologist and former escort Bia Bliss. Learn to give mind-blowing pleasure with just your hands. BYO phallic object to practice. No spectators allowed, arrive on time.

Workshop • Health & Wellness

18+ (Sexual Content)

Friday 6pm - 7pm at Pangea

Get ready to unleash your inner rebel at our Emo/Pop Punk Hour! Featuring a killer live band, dazzling light shows, a smoke-filled atmosphere, and enough angst to fuel your teenage dreams (or nightmares). Dress up, sing your heart out, and let the feels take over—this is the ultimate tribute to your favorite emo and pop-punk anthems. Don't miss out!

Music • Party • Performance

Friday 6pm - 7pm at Cosmic Rejex

Join us for an exciting pole performance showcasing strength, grace, and creativity. Watch as some amazing humans twist, flip, and move in ways that'll leave you in awe. It’s going to be fun, fierce, and full of Kiwiburn energy – don’t miss it!

Performance • Music

18+ (Sexual Content)

Friday 6pm - 7pm at Centre Camp

Trash Renaissance Fair Wearable Art Showcase!!

See the fabulous creations or walk the catwalk yourself

Prepare to be amazed

Arts & Crafts

Wednesday, Thursday and Friday 6pm - 10pm at Camp Ohhh-Gasm

Our ohhh-gasm inducing machine is back for another round of toe-curling ohhh-gasms...Vulva-bearing participants are invited to leap into a world of empowerment and pleasure as they hop onto one of our two Motor Bunny ride-on sex toys in a safe, and fun environment. Win a custom Camp Ohhh-gasm medal if you have an ohhh-gasm! 🫦

Performance

18+ (Sexual Content)

Camp's Featured Event!

Friday 6:30pm - 10pm at Tangerine Steeze

Tired of DJs? Want live music? Squeeze me some steeze, we've got what you need! A hand-selected pickings of the tastiest homegrown electronic artists, live and direct from Tangerine Steeze. Followed by BASS DJs of course, from 10pm.

Music

Kid-Friendly

Friday 7pm at Peace and Love

Visually, Toma is inspired by science and nature, tapping into the stream of video coursing through the culture to produce cinematic high definition visuals, mostly for ambient and chilled beats. When playing music, psychill, temple bass, chillstep, and devotional chillout tend these days to be closest to his heart.

Music • Performance • Chillout

Friday 7pm at SkyNation

Wholesome and hedonistic party for sex workers and our allies. Cloud calling femmes, sapphic, queer, gender diverse and trans cuties!

Sex and kink positive 18+ space.

Party

18+ (BDSM, Sexual Content)

Camp's Featured Event!

Friday 7pm - 10pm at Swing Fling

Prepare for an electrifying night and immerse yourself in a world of enchantment as the memorizing performers from all around the paddock take the stage and deliver a dazzling spectacle.

Join us for a fun-filled evening, BYO blanket, pillow, and don't forget your vessel as the bar will be serving cocktails.

Performance • Music • Party

18+ (Alcohol, Sexual Content)

Camp's Featured Event!

Friday 7pm at Pangea

Come and collaborate with us for a night of improvised music with a rotating line up of musicians who have probably never met each other before. Bring your instruments or use something from our backline, as we take self expression and communal effort to new heights. All notes welcome expect for A#, and also the minor pentatonic scale has been outlawed, you have been warned. Minimum run time 2hrs.

Music • Party • Performance

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday 7:30pm - 8:15pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Missed the top paddock action of the day? Got FOMO? Didn’t get that in-joke? Catch the news as the CNC anchors present the cutting edge of current affairs, sports, weather from around the paddock. You write it, we read it - so if it’s not funny, that’s on you. But if it’s not the finest journalism you’ve ever seen on the paddock… I'll eat my hat!

Discussion / Conversation • Performance • Talk / Lecture

Camp's Featured Event!

Friday 8pm - 10pm at Baristacats!?

A nighttime at a cat-themed speakeasy with espresso martinis is pure magic. The dim lights set the mood as you sip your cocktail, watching cats strut around like they own the place—because they do. Some are sprawled out like they’re too cool for the world, while others pounce playfully on random objects. It’s a blend of mystery, caffeine, and feline attitude—just the purrfect nightcap!

Chillout • Food & Drink

18+ (Alcohol)

Friday 8:30pm - 9:30pm at Cosmic Rejex

Ever feel like the sky is watching you? Join us as we share stories of extraterrestrial encounters, where skeptics become seekers and believers find their tribe. This is a space to explore the unknown—and even learn tools for making contact yourself. Bring an open mind and heart!

Discussion / Conversation • Talk / Lecture • Spiritual & Healing

Friday 8:30pm at Paradox

Back by popular demand for one night only: the galaxy’s most eclectic market! Embrace the seed of the galaxy or try a tempting tipple dispensed by replica Earthling genitalia. Hire a bounty on your head or trade for rare curios from the Outer Rim. Find your fortune at Bizarre Bazaar! It's the bustling hub of the galaxy with something for every being, so don’t miss out!

Party

Camp's Featured Event!

Friday 9pm - 10:30pm at The Tipsy Whisker

Once rejected by Berghain's bouncer? Their loss is our gain. For one glorious hour (about as long as a Berghain queue) we're serving sweat, strobes, and kinky techno.

Warning: Strobes

Party

18+ (Alcohol)

Camp's Featured Event!

Friday 9pm at The Pheasant

Bring your butts to compete in the best sport that's not (yet) in the Olympics. In memory of one of the greatest butts we've ever had the honour of wrestling.

May also include the wrestling of socks.

Games

Friday 9pm at TechnOasis

Bolt out the gate and up the straight to TechnOasis for a blinder of a night. Grab your harnesses, gags and bondage wear as we succumb to our love for Kink and Techno. Did I hear you say “Yes Mistress”? Join us on Friday for a night dominated by some of the best techno sounds on the paddock, become a slave to the rhythm and remember, if it’s not an Oh Yes! It’s a Whoah Neigh!!!

Party

18+ (Alcohol, BDSM)

Camp's Featured Event!

Friday and Thursday 9pm at Coffeeholm

Chai in the Coffeeholm bell tent. At least the seventh tastiest chai on the paddock, served by the most traditional and authentic coffee-loving viking trash pirates.

Food & Drink • Chillout

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Sunday 9pm - 3am at Miso Den

Bring your cup along and help yourself to a hot cup of Miso Soup, available from 9pm onwards.

A cozy chill spot to take a minute to rewind from the wild in our snuggly den. Blankets, cuddles, board games, books and instruments under the fairy lights with a hot cup of replenishing soup.

Mmmm yum!! See ya there xx

Food & Drink • Chillout

Camp's Featured Event!

Friday 9pm - 10pm at Sodden Velvet

Pop up gay bar for all the lovely LGBTQIA+ to meet and greet! BYO drinks, as our bartenders are mainly for aesthetic purposes.

Party • Discussion / Conversation • Food & Drink

18+ (Alcohol)

Friday 9:30pm at Zef

Join the Zef Librarians for live readings of a tale about an existential hamster, sultry erotic fiction, dark morose poetry and other adult-only topics.

Talk / Lecture

18+ (Sexual Content)

Friday 9:30pm - 10pm at No Climby (Glow Dome)

To exist in this galaxy, you must prove you are worthy. Sign up to battle it out against creatures from across the universe. Shielded within the Glow Dome from the ragingly aroused crowds, you must dance like your life depends on it. Think Mad Max meets Dive Bar strip show on the end of space. Bring your own beats and most erotic moves.

Party • Performance

Friday 9:30pm at Nocturnal Wonderland

Ignite your spirit at our Pagan-Viking FIRE SHOW!

Talent from across the paddock have come together to put on this Fire Spectacle FOR YOU, so come dressed for Valhalla and celebrate our fire gods and warriors

Want to be part of the show? Bring your fire toys along and take part in the OPEN FIRE CIRCLE afterwards with Nocturnal and Secret Society's DJ's and their bassy tunes

Performance • Party • Music

Camp's Featured Event!

Friday 10pm at Tangerine Steeze

You guessed it - our annual Hat & Robe Party is back baby! Bring your hat, bring your robe and come boogie in style to some hefty bass and tasty beats.

Music • Party

Friday 10pm - 11pm at Centre Camp

Dress down and groove to some tunes as the clock strikes midnight! Accessories? Yes, please! Dress to a level you're comfortable. BYOBS (Bring-your-own-birthday-suit)

Party • Music

18+

Friday 10pm - 10:45pm at The Hilbert Space

A sampling of Hans Zimmers finest work, featuring visuals by Joseph Kosinski, Denis Villeneuve and Christopher Nolan.

Music

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Two Couches & a Rug

Come and watch the finest sports you've never heard of 24 hours a day. (next to Two Couches & a Rug)

Games

Camp's Featured Event!

All day Thursday, Friday and Saturday at Littles' Playhouse

It's a scavenger hunt!

Kid-friendly, adventureful, totally doable!

Games

Kid-Friendly

All day Thursday, Friday and Saturday at Burner Bum Sun Club

Personally, we have been enraged by beach clubs around the world being exclusive and over priced. So we bring to you, our all inclusive and free club! Wear nothing, spend nothing, do nothing. See you at the beach babe!

T&C's: your cup and towel is required for entry 😉

Chillout • Food & Drink • Health & Wellness

Kid-Friendly

Camp's Featured Event!

All day Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Wednesday at Bless You, Fuck Me

Desiring a comfy, cozy, intentional space for relationship chats & check-ins with potential playmates? Come cuddle up & have good quality chats about sexuality, emotional safety & consent while exploring our camp's very own Intimate Conversations Card Deck to prompt authentic communication. Cat Law applies in this tent (if you wouldn't touch a cat this way, please don't touch each other this way)

Discussion / Conversation • Chillout

18+

All day Saturday at Gemma v.s. The Normal Worms

Our surreal drug-trip fantasy comedy radio series Gemma vs The Normal Worms is about holding your own when you’re weird, queer, and poly, in a crazy world where everyone must submit to the Normal Thing To Do™. Warning: Please DO NOT smoke the Hive Mind Flowers. Please DO become subsumed into our radical worm agenda.

Arts & Crafts • Chillout • Performance

18+

All day Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Hookah Road

Come and hang at Hookah Rd with mellow beats and hot coals: Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Join us for a relaxed and tasty experience, perfect for chilling out and sparking up conversation. Check our board for session times on the day.

Chillout • Discussion / Conversation

18+

All day Thursday, Friday and Saturday roaming around

Vibrator Racing is going old school. Taking it back to the back alley. No sponsored content, no VIP area, no class, and even more corruption. If you can find us, then bring something cool to throw in the kitty. Winner takes all. Cheating will “not” be tolerated, bribes will “Not” be accepted.

*bribery is encouraged but does not guarantee victory.

Games • Performance

18+ (Sexual Content)

All day Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Warm Fuzzy Doodleboppers

Need to let go? Come and place your hands on the board and let the fairies take your worries away

Spiritual & Healing

All day Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday roaming around

Get sodden with velvet reusable water bombs! When the paddock gets stanking hot the sodden velvet crew might appear out of a mirage to help you get wet. P.S. don’t forget consent when moistening others

Games

Kid-Friendly

All day Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Warm Fuzzy Doodleboppers

Need some guidance? Come and check out our Oracle cards and give yourself a reading

Spiritual & Healing

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday at the river

Time for Recorder Class. Capture the sweet nostalgia and childlike joy of honking on a recorder.

Come prepared, no instructions given and recorders provided.

Music • Performance • Chillout

Kid-Friendly

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at The Rusty Joint

Keep your eyes on the Blackboard at the Rusty to see any upcoming sound sessions and events.

Music • Performance • Party • Games • Food & Drink • Discussion / Conversation • Chillout • Arts & Crafts • Workshop

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday roaming around

What started as a phallic object & a shityarn, evolved into a chronicle of vicious intercamp battles for a big ol dick!

The DICK is BACK you’ll know it when u see it!

RULES:

-Must be in an accessible/visible area of camp

-Must be returned if seen whilst raiding & still within defending camp territory

-No excessive force/foul play

-No attaching dick to your structure

-No butt stuff/other stuff

Games

All day Saturday at The Rusty Joint

TRJ presents a massive burn day, busting at the seams with delicious ear jams and top tier djs! Starting with a sound session of deep cut records. A delightful, dripping, liquid lunch of dnb. Moving into the afternoon, an eclectic mix of inhouse, and vip DJ's.This paddock is packing some heat! Saturday night will not disappoint. We're going full noise with big, bad, bass-heavy beats till late.

Music • Party • Performance • Food & Drink

All day Thursday, Friday and Saturday roaming around

Show us your best Ohhh-Face! 🫦

Optionally, have your photo taken, printed, and displayed at Camp Ohhh-gasm wall of pleasure, and take it home as a souvenir on Sunday!

Games

18+ (Sexual Content)

All day Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Sodden Velvet

Kiwiburn got your creative juices flowing and you need an outlet? Come visit the Sodden Velvet Craft corner, where you can pick up a paintbrush, get hooking with some crochet, add a row to the knit-a-row and make the needlepoint memory of your dreams. This is a chill place to hang out and get creative.

Arts & Crafts • Chillout

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday at The DOSS House

beer and sausages. if someone is around we can do it 😛

Food & Drink

Camp's Featured Event!

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Palace of the Sand Dragon

Are you having crazy adventures? Zany experiences? Maybe memorable interactions?

We want to immortalize your stories and help you remember them! Drop your stories off at the Palace, or come over and write them down yourself. When that dusty Sunday morning comes, our scribes will give them a read and choose our favorite.

That favored storyteller will find themselves with one more memorable trophy!

Games • Arts & Crafts

All day Thursday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at The Snuggery

Bringing the best chill out snuggle puddle on the paddock. This year we offer the classic truck Snugg you know and love and the more accessibility friendly tent Snugg as first seen at Raglan burn. That's right, not one, but two snugs. Suck on that Pillowtopia.

Chillout

All day Friday and Saturday at Warm Fuzzy Doodleboppers

Pop down to Warm Fuzzy Doodleboppers camp and pick up a homemade MOOP bag to take with you on your journey around the paddock

Health & Wellness

Camp's Featured Event!

Saturday 12am at Earthparty

Thought by leading alientologists to be distant cousins of the commonly known Earth octopi, these aliens are most known for their abilities to infect their hosts with wiggles and an unsettling graze of their green, glowing fingers. Like a moth to a lamp, they are also known to be drawn to the bassiest beats. Keep on the lookout at night and be ready to dance across the galaxies!

Performance

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday 4:20am - 4:20pm at The Secret Sasquatch Society

It's 420!!!!! Don't miss out! Sasquatch Society will be open to all who indulge twice a day, every day!!! Thats right! Am-Pm! Papers and smoking devices provided Xxx

Chillout • Health & Wellness • Spiritual & Healing

18+

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday 9am - 4pm at the Temple Paddock

💅Babe, do you want to get fingered in a portaloo of risqué creation? Want Trans-formative nail art that'll leave you gushing? Get in the glory hole. No poos allowed. All genders welcum for a finger to finger connection. Where art meets shart, let us nail you. Plus: cum leave a (skid) mark and tag our box with your best toilet graffiti. Outside ARTery.

Health & Wellness

18+ (Sexual Content)

Sunday 10am - 1pm at Centre Camp

Whether you're just waking up or about to take a snooze after an epic burn night, chill out with us for a bit to some acoustic tunes. This is an open mic session with walk-ins only. No signup required. Musical instruments will be available, but no technician onsite.

Music • Performance • Chillout

Kid-Friendly

Thursday, Friday and Saturday 10am - 11:30am at Aquanest

Want to drop deeper into your body and connect with your higher self?

Come visit for a 1 on 1 energy healing, designed to help clear blocks and have you feeling your brightest most authentic self. Sessions will be 15 minutes long. Come along, sign-up, and mingle with other attendees in sacred space while you wait.

Spiritual & Healing

Saturday 10am - 12pm at Paradiso Airlines

We pride ourselves for being the only airline to allow pointy things in your carry on 😉

Bringing you the very basics in crochet: how to hold your hook and yarn, tips for tension, and how to chain. Option to crochet a hackey sack or add surface crochet to your own knitwear! Imagine your fave jumper with some colourful stripes added! Crochet hooks and yarn supplied but BYO knitwear ❤

Arts & Crafts • Chillout • Workshop

Saturday 10am - 2pm at High Connections

Calling wildflowers, hippies and children of free spirit. Celebrate love, peace and unity in a special ceremony of connection for the untamed and wild. Couples, besties and those wanting to connect in an uninhibited, unregistered celebration of love and nonsense, meet us at the Chapel on the way to the river!

Arts & Crafts • Spiritual & Healing • Health & Wellness • Workshop

Camp's Featured Event!

Friday and Saturday 10am at Nocturnal Wonderland

Unlock your flow at Nocturnal Wonderland

Our seasoned spinners and experienced flow artists will be hosting a variety of flow workshops Friday and Saturday from 10am at Nocturnal Wonderland

Check out our boards for details to learn:

Rope Dart

Spin & Contact Staff

Dragon Staff

Leviwand

Hula Hoop

Poi

Get yourself Effigy Burn ready. Bring a friend, or your mum. And Buck your Furn!

Workshop

Saturday 10am - 11am at Not/So Secret

Mystics, unite with us in advance of the full moon effigy. Come join the open circle and choose your path: get your energy flowing with reiki; set new intentions through tarot readings; tune in and release with journalling prompts; or take time to peacefully reflect with some ceremonial cacao. Come with an open heart; give and receive as much or as little as you wish.

Discussion / Conversation • Health & Wellness • Spiritual & Healing

Saturday 10am - 11am at Camp Ohhh-Gasm

In this workshop, explore how to build heart-centred connections in the bedroom. Learn practical tools for deeper and authentic intimacy and meaningful encounters, whether solo or partnered. Create relationships you love, in and out of the bedroom. No spectators, arrive on time.

Workshop • Discussion / Conversation • Health & Wellness

18+

Saturday 10:30am at Inky Fingers

Who needs teeth aye? toothless people give the best head anyways....come get a head start on dental destruction....we have lots of flavours, yum.

Food & Drink

Thursday, Friday and Saturday 10:30am at Sensory Dispensary

Come hang at the Sensory Dispensary, where we'll be rustling up some chilled morning brown, freshly brewed right on the Paddock. Serving until we run out!

Food & Drink

Thursday, Friday and Saturday 10:30am - 12pm at the forest

A guide to how the hand describes how you relate and interact with others socially, sexually and otherwise! The fingers, thumbs and lines of the palm reveal patterns of expression, kink and styles of power. We will cover themes such as addiction and deceit as well as consent and boundary issues and how these show up in the hands. This is not fortune-telling, this is self-revelation....

Talk / Lecture • Workshop

18+ (Sexual Content)

Saturday 11am - 12pm at Cosmic Laundromat

Life is a series of cycles. Join us in playful connection through creating shapes, exploring symmetry, moving together, and becoming part of a living, breathing mandala. Suitable for beginners familiar with a few basic yoga poses and keen to maintain balance while we spin in this cosmic washing machine.

Workshop • Health & Wellness

Saturday 11am - 3pm at The Maintenance Department

The paddock village calls for an improvised team of maintainers. Think you've got what it takes to join our team of all stars? Come over and try your hand at our vigorous hire selection process where sinking a double brown in 5 seconds flat is an applicable skill and lying in an interview is not frowned upon but rather heavily encouraged. (Hard) tea and bikkies provided

Workshop • Talk / Lecture • Food & Drink

Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday 11am - 1pm at Planet Devita

Ever been somewhere so remote you lose your internet connection? At FREE Wi-Fi you won't even have to go that far, we're giving you the gift or maybe the curse of constant Wi-Fi but absolutely no internet to be found. It's the perfect place to disconnect and really connect with the people around you. There might even be a few surprises in store for those who try to find the internet.

Chillout

Saturday 11am - 1pm at Cosmic Pendulum

It's time to level up your beer pong game! Giant cups, giant balls, and giant serves of fun await! Will you be the Kiwiburn champion or cryin' in your beer? Come find out!

Beer pong not your thing? That's okay! Settle in, take a dip in the pool, enjoy the music and have a less beer like drink on us!

Food & Drink • Games • Party

18+ (Alcohol)

Camp's Featured Event!

Saturday 11am - 1pm at Camp Douche

Calling all filthy hippies and their consorts - it’s time to go through the carwash! Let Camp Douche clean you top to toe in our showers with a thorough scrubbing, sudding, buffing, moisturising and spritzing experience. Get a token for the carwash then swan about eating out pickles and enjoying the camp douche bar till it's your scrub time. BYO Towel or let us use a grubby wet one on you.

Health & Wellness • Spiritual & Healing • Party

Camp's Featured Event!

Saturday 11am at The Pudgy Dragon

Gather aboard The Pudgy Dragon (outside the temple) for your morning dose of Coffeeholm's world famous pirated coffee with live music. Any human or instrument is welcome to join this leisurely jam session.

Food & Drink • Music

Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday 11am at Burner Bum Sun Club

Join us for a wholesome morning yoga session! Clothing optional

Health & Wellness • Chillout • Spiritual & Healing

Saturday 11am at Zef

Primal forces of human nature come together in a blindfolded guessing game like no other - presenting Pheremoans and Feral Moans! Contestants will use nothing but their senses of smell and hearing to identify the origin of various pheromones. Is it from an armpit or, for the daring, a more intimate place? Add in some seductive moans, and the challenge becomes even more tantalising.

Party • Chillout • Workshop

18+ (Sexual Content)

Saturday 11am - 1pm at Paradox

Beam down to Pony Pals from Planet Earth, where you can craft your own out-of-this-world hobby horse using recycled junk! Grab some spacey scraps, let your imagination run wild, and trot off with the quirkiest creation this side of the galaxy!

Arts & Crafts

Thursday and Saturday 11am - 12pm at Ngāti BIPOC

Pause.

Breathe.

Connect within.

Through pranayama, flow begins.

Guide your own breath in a way that is true,

Let balanced energy, awaken you.

Spiritual & Healing • Health & Wellness • Workshop

Saturday 11am - 12pm at The Pheasant

Exactly what it sounds like! Bring your babies/young folk and rave in the daytime. Think "The Wiggles" but it's techno. You don't need to have a baby or a youngster to attend (who doesn't love The Wiggles) but keep in mind this will be a family friendly event 🙂

Music

Kid-Friendly

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday 11:11am - 12pm at Portals & Sorcerers

Be there.

Chillout

Kid-Friendly

Camp's Featured Event!

Saturday 11:11am at Camp Low Expectations

It’s a stretch coming to our café this morning, but we have low expectations—join us at Flow Burn Café for meditation, yoga, chai, coffee, and eclectic selections from our Chai Curious DJs! Embrace our lounge at Camp Low Expectations, where we sip and groove. Whether you're a yoga guru or coffee connoisseur, come as you are and let the rhythm move you.

Food & Drink • Health & Wellness • Party

Thursday, Friday and Saturday 11:30am - 12pm at Littles' Playhouse

Sweet and simple storytime for little kids. We gather and read some children's books and share a biscuit or crackers. Kids are welcome to stay and play afterwards.

Chillout • Food & Drink

Kid-Friendly

Thursday and Saturday 11:30am - 12pm at The Cosmic Zip

Step into a multidimensional journey like no other with The Cosmic Zip Adventure. Choose-your-own-adventure story immerses you in the Zipperian narrative. Tasked with upgrading the malfunctioning Cosmic Zip Portal, you'll explore unknown realms, confront unexpected challenges, and connect with fellow adventurers to harness the energy of creativity and joy.

Discussion / Conversation

Saturday 12pm - 2pm at The Snuggery

Make a bracelet, make a friend! Bring a dish to work over if you'd rather not risk losing your beads in the pillows. Follow the tutorial or follow your heart. Not all Snuggery events are kid-friendly but this one is, so bring your inner child or your actual child - all welcome!

Arts & Crafts • Chillout

Kid-Friendly

Sunday 12pm - 2pm at The ARTery @ The Hub

Need to reflect on your burn? Bring your paper and cardboard trash to the Makerspace and we will turn them into wonderful journals.

Arts & Crafts

Thursday, Friday and Saturday 12pm - 4pm at Stitch & Bitch

Come and learn how to make a custom tiny pocket to store your tiny precious items around the paddock, and to sew it into your jacket, hat, trousers or bag.

Arts & Crafts

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday, Saturday and Sunday 12pm - 3pm at 3nt1ty

A workshop where we discuss and design creatures, elaborating on storytelling and the global folklore of swamp entities. Over 3 day workshops, we will first sculpt our creations in clay and then build a newspaper kiln together to fire them. (Weather dependent)

Thu - 12pm to 5pm Pt.1 Design and sculpt

Sat - 12pm to 5pm Pt. 2 Join

Sun - 12pm to 4pm Pt. 3 Fire the swamp creatures @the Effigy

Arts & Crafts

Kid-Friendly

Saturday 12pm - 3pm at The Maintenance Department

Thank god it's Christmas! The Maintenance department has been working (Swindling) all year (week) at the office (Paddock) and it's time to get silly! Big Boss has given us a half day so come join us at tools down for a full send!

Party • Music • Spiritual & Healing • Food & Drink

18+ (Alcohol)

Camp's Featured Event!

Saturday 12pm - 1pm at Bless You, Fuck Me

A sensory-rebirthing encounter where breath, heartbeat, brainwaves, and touch become harmonic sound. Biometric rhythms transform two souls into instruments, co-creating a connection through unseen frequencies. This public display reveals the culmination of the experiment held over the burn. Seek it quietly; the sound waits for those who listen.

Discussion / Conversation • Performance

18+

Saturday 12pm - 3pm at Not/So Secret

The trashiest games you’ll ever attend. Swing your pickle, steal the king’s royal garbage, and don’t drop your cans. Prepare to partner up and test your boundaries with fellow weirdos in slightly uncomfortable situations… and seriously, bring a towel (it won’t get wet, we promise). There will be only one winner… and one reward.

Games

18+

Saturday 12:30pm - 1:30pm at Wild Connections

A place for philosophical discussions! I want to discuss the theory of almost any idea and how it links or might link to the new and existing world we find ourselves a part of.

Although almost any idea can be moulded into an interesting discussion. If you are struggling, I will have a box of interesting topics which can act as a great starting point.

Discussion / Conversation • Spiritual & Healing

Saturday 1pm - 3pm at Nocturnal Wonderland

Kiwiburn? Massage? Consent? Say less.

1-2pm (G) Therapeutic theory, techniques & safety

2-3pm (18+) Tap into your sensuality and gain confidence in your touch

Then shower off at CAMP DOUCHE #collab

Both parts begin with a compulsory consent talk, come at 1pm or 2pm *no late entry*

Oils provided, friends are not (please bring your own, or anyone you feel comfortable exchanging touch with)

Workshop

18+ (Sexual Content)

Saturday 1pm - 2pm at Camp Rock

Calling all rock ninjas! Our Advanced Bouldering is where the serious climbers get to play. This isn’t a formal workshop, think of it as a climbing party for the high-level crowd! Come show off, push your limits, and connect with other climbers who live and breathe the wall. We’ll have challenging routes and plenty of chances to throw down some epic moves. So, bring your A-game!

Workshop

Saturday 1pm - 4pm at The ARTery @ The Hub

Need to zhuzh up your costume for the big burn party? Never fear! Seasoned costumer Dani will help you fulfill your costuming needs... quickly.

Arts & Crafts

Saturday 1pm - 3pm at Centre Camp

Welcome to the first live dungeons and dragons session at Kiwiburn. We'll be doing a new campaign with people from the paddock and create an exciting tale about a lock. A bored iron lock on a door in a forest. It is a magical lock, which only opens with a key that has never been used before.

It will be a mixture of high fantasy meets Disney, to create a relatable cast of characters that'll be easy for anyone to follow along.

Games

Thursday and Saturday 1pm - 2pm roaming around

What's Northern Burn?

Will there be bloody Marys?

When is it?

Where is it?

What?

It's up North?

It's a Burn?

Can I have a bloody Mary?

Can I bring my art?

Our minstrels will be roaming the paddock distributing bloody Marys, eager to explain what Northern Burn is all about and how to get involved.

Music • Arts & Crafts • Food & Drink

18+ (Alcohol)

Saturday 1pm - 2:30pm at YumTown

As the therapeutic potential of psychedelic medicines are globally remembered, how can we bridge the potential and meaning of mystical experiences into our waking life? Therapist Tess Brady explores the method of ‘Embodied Imagination,’ and how we can work with it to better understand our dreams, visions, and psychedelic experiences. BYO dream or experience to explore!

Workshop • Talk / Lecture • Spiritual & Healing • Health & Wellness • Discussion / Conversation

18+

Saturday 1pm - 3pm at Cape Carnival

Explore the familiar and unfamiliar fusion of sound at this unrehearsed jam. Have a go at playing a handpan. Bring your favourite instrument (if you have one) to play or to share.

Our DJs will play accompanying beats for patrons to vibe to.

Health & Wellness • Music

Saturday 1pm - 3pm at YumTown

Gather in YumTown for a singing circle that weaves our voices and spirits, followed by a grounding sound journey. Experience the joy of collective song, then relax and receive the nourishing vibrations of sound to reflect and connect within. Together, we’ll create a shared rhythm that leaves us feeling more attuned to ourselves and each other.

Chillout • Health & Wellness • Performance • Workshop • Music

Saturday 1pm - 5pm at The Pheasant

Welcome back to The Pheasants' annual lawn games extravaganza. With SPORTSBALL!© (all the games everywhere all at once), pro Mölkky tournament, Chicken Fighting, sock wrestling, and more! Featuring Music You Know The Words To (tm) and fancy drinks.

Games • Party • Music

Camp's Featured Event!

Saturday 1:30pm - 4:30pm at Very Alternative Gathering

Explore the B in BDSM with experienced kinksters: open to all levels. As well as rope, bondage and restraint can include chains, tape, cuffs, cable ties, wrapping etc. Styles can be gentle or rough, takedown quick ties, different positions, predicament etc. Reasons can be fun, comfort, domination, submission, sadism and/or masochism. Bring partners or bind yourself

Workshop • Discussion / Conversation

18+ (BDSM, Sexual Content)

Friday and Saturday 1:30pm at The Cosmic Donut

Perfection? Nah. True serenity emerges when things are leaning just enough outta wack that they spiral around into an entirely new state of being. We ain’t slinging no bootleg enlightenment. Wrap a bit of twisted bliss around your mind-socket, slap some gaffer tape across your soul, and find your metaphysical sweet spot. By the power of the Cosmic Donut, anyone can achieve Holeness.

Spiritual & Healing

Saturday 1:30pm - 3:30pm at Cosmic Pendulum

Ever felt lacking in general knowledge but full of info about kiwiburn, the best way to sun ones perineum, and the anatomy of a MacBook charger? Well this pub quiz might be the one for you! Bring along your team of up to 4 (or find one here) and prove yourself champions of misc niche knowledge!

Games • Food & Drink

18+ (Alcohol)

Saturday 2pm at The DOSS House

The Doss house presents, universally challenged! The ultimate quiz show; Bambi gassbag returns for this one off special, Do you have what it takes to become the ultimate quiz champion?

Games • Food & Drink

18+ (Alcohol)

Saturday 2pm - 4pm at Baristacats!?

An afternoon at a cat cafe with iced coffee is the best kind of chaos. You sip your cold brew while watching cats pretend they're too cool for you, lounging like furry divas or causing mischief with toys. Some will demand cuddles like they own you, while others give you the side-eye from their perch, judging your life choices. It's the purrfect place for a laugh, a sip, and some cat-titude!

Chillout • Food & Drink

Kid-Friendly

Saturday 2pm - 2:30pm at Wild Connections

Lots of holi paint powder, maybe some rad music, and even an obstacle course.

Are you game... for fun?

Arts & Crafts • Spiritual & Healing • Performance

Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday 2pm - 4pm at the stoop

Ever wanted to have a decent conversation, but don't really know how? Wanna take things a little deeper with a friend/crush/stranger, but don't know where to start? We got you! Come join us for a 'Conversation starters' session, featuring questions like 'Which Spice Girl are you NOT? ' and 'Your Hero Ego/Saviour Complex surfaces the most when you..', you'll be having satisfying d&m's in no time!

Discussion / Conversation

Saturday 2pm - 3pm at The Cypher

Join us for an epic, bass-heavy twist on karaoke. Instead of singing the lyrics, grab the mic and wub out your favorite dubstep tracks. Choose from our selection or bring your own. Whether you’re a seasoned wub-master or a first-timer, come vibe with us.

Music

Saturday 2pm at Fat tummy

Saturday big asado ( Argentinian bbq)

All heifer and veges cooked on the fire.

Food will be served at 14:00ish till food is gone

Anyone can join

Food & Drink

Saturday 2pm at Bless You, Fuck Me

The BYFM kitties create a calming & chaotic experience of play & sassy fun at this interactive workshop. Starting with a meditative dive into your personal feline energy, you'll be invited to transform into your own kitten (or ask to play with one). The space is open to all forms of play- including sex positive expression. Consent is mandatory. (Hint: Our Kats love Ketnip) Doors close at 2:30pm.

Food & Drink • Workshop

18+ (BDSM, Sexual Content)

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday and Saturday 2pm at Burner Bum Sun Club

Come and learn some life drawing skills from some of our talented artists and models! We have the supplies, just bring your beautiful self.

Arts & Crafts • Chillout • Discussion / Conversation

Saturday 2pm - 3pm at Cosmic Laundromat

We guide you into a dance of gazes, a symphony of touch, and the silent poetry of presence. Without uttering a single word, you may encounter a kindred spirit, a confidant, or perhaps the love that sails with you beyond the horizon. This is a non-sexual, multi-sensory, guided getting-to-know-people ritual, with every convention flipped on its head – Sail with us for this Pirate Tantrics event.

Health & Wellness • Spiritual & Healing

18+

Saturday 2pm at Zef

Soapbox Soapings - Let the Zef Librarians staff cleanse your body whilst you cleanse our minds. Bring us a 5-minute presentation on a topic of your choice and we will gently wash you whilst you share your knowledge with your fellow citizens of the paddock . The sillier and more irreverent the better.

Workshop

Saturday 2pm - 5pm at Swing Fling

Choose your team and test your foosball skills at the very first Vampires vs. Zombies Championship. Come sip on zombie cocktails as you cheer on your team, and we'll see who the true champions are - Vampires or Zombies....

Games

Saturday 2pm - 4pm at The ARTery @ The Hub

Let's make some lovely bird feeders and planters out of our trash! Please bring plastic bottles 🙂

Arts & Crafts

Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday 2:03pm - 4pm at the stoop

Stoop to our level and join us for hosted lawn games - we'll be ducking the goose and sneaking up on granny. Bring your throwing energy for a giggle, or if it's The Stoop itself that calls you, come for a certified Sit! BYO friend and cuppa or make one of each here.

Games • Chillout

Camp's Featured Event!

Saturday 2:30pm - 3pm at the Effigy Paddock

Are you a fire performer? Do you want to spin in the pre Effigy Burn fire spin? Now's your chance! Show up to this compulsory safety briefing near the Effigy at 2.30pm on Saturday. No briefing means no spinning, so be there on time!

Talk / Lecture

Thursday, Friday and Saturday 2:30pm - 4:30pm at the stoop

Get on the paint brushes and contribute to a collaborative mural - like a giant paint by numbers, designed by our resident muralist. Add some colour to our Stoopy paradise while fuelling your creative desires.

Arts & Crafts

Saturday 2:30pm - 3:30pm at Wild Connections

Udder Art Body Painting: Strip yourself back to your natural state, express yourself or allow us to express on you. Body paint provided, along with the camps most creative minds bring any other body art you might want to use.

Arts & Crafts • Health & Wellness

Saturday 3pm - 3:30pm at the Effigy Paddock

Volunteer in fire safety and help keep our fire performers safe this evening! If you're keen to help out, please come to this volunteer safety briefing. Whether or not you've signed up in advance - the more safety volunteers we have, the better!

Talk / Lecture

Saturday 3pm - 7pm at Hookah Road

Get ready to zest up your day at Lemons & Lingerie! This soirée-with-a-bite is all about the tangy, sunny vibes of citrus bliss. Sip on lemony delights, soak in the golden glow, and dance to special guest DJ tunes that are anything but sour. When life gives you lemons, you make it a party. Lingerie optional - wear what makes you feel juicy.

Music • Party • Food & Drink

18+ (Alcohol)

Saturday 3pm - 4:20pm at Alphabet Soup

Returning for justice on the Paddock for a fourth time. Got drama, want drama, create your own drama, the Peoples Court is where you can hash it out, settle PETTY dramas in front of a captive audience! Make your nemesis defend themselves by a written summons collected from Alphabet Soup and sent through paddock post or hand deliver your summons. The rulings aren’t legally binding. SUE, SUE, SUE!

Discussion / Conversation • Games • Party

18+

Saturday 3pm - 4:30pm at SkyNation

Come to a poetry workshop!

This is a safe & creative space where I’ll run a bunch of prompts and activities to get you writing poems. There’ll also be time to share if you want to.

Any type of poetry welcome!

Workshop

Kid-Friendly

Saturday 3pm - 7:30pm at Camp VOTE LOVE

come get ready for the burn with vibrant body paint, plus sip on afternoon cocktails and mocktails while vibing to funky fresh tunes! Come express yourself and get painted!!

Party • Performance • Food & Drink

Saturday 3:30pm at Camp Easily Distrac-Soup

Got a bone to pick or just want to insult a new friend on the paddock? We got the stage set where you (yes you) can challenge another to an exchange of insults to a non judgmental crowd. No holds barred and anything goes. Wish to challenge someone? Let us know and we'll track them down. No Mercy.

Discussion / Conversation • Performance • Health & Wellness

18+

Camp's Featured Event!

Saturday 4pm - 6pm at Cape Carnival

Fancy a fancy face facade? Need a splash of colour for the Burn? Can we draw you a cute smiley face? Our talented and artistic crew are here to help.

Arts & Crafts • Health & Wellness • Games • Party

Kid-Friendly

Saturday 4pm - 5pm at 3nt1ty

Join us as two sex workers from opposite sides of the world talk policy, baby! Selene (SWU, UK) and Sabeen (FUS, NZ) are going to Aotearoa, Belgium, Japan and the UK, presenting with our unique lived experience and activism. We discuss legislation around sex work and examine the defining role that grassroots movements have in the struggle for liberation. Up the workers! Everyone welcome. Be sexy

Discussion / Conversation • Talk / Lecture

18+ (Sexual Content)

Saturday 4pm - 5pm at The Homestead

Come join us at the Homestead for an afternoon of magical milkshakes and wild flower seed bomb making.

Workshop • Chillout

18+

Saturday 4pm - 5pm at Tangerine Steeze

Only the finest sea shanties, taught to you by Captain Big Bird. Come one, come all, whether you'd call yourself a singer or no. The songs are easy, fun and catchy. Bring your vessel for a swig of rum to get in a naughty-cal mood.

Food & Drink • Music • Workshop • Performance

18+ (Alcohol)

Saturday 5pm - 6pm at the river

Come and join us at the river on Saturday afternooon as both halves of you plunge into the water and coalesce into one. We will relocate the Hilbert Space to the river so we can sit and remember the echoes of the kiwiburn adventures of our other self. (Part 2 of our Universe Bifurcation).

Spiritual & Healing

Saturday 5:30pm - 6:30pm at Petri Dish

Prepare your inner creature for nocturnal adventures with a flow designed to energise body and spirit. BYO mat/towel + optional beverage. Beginners welcome.

Health & Wellness

18+ (Alcohol)

Saturday 7pm at the Effigy

Have you always wanted to run nude around the fire but you have inhibitions that limit you? Well we don't have any, come and run with us! Meet at burner bum sun club, we will walk to the perimeter together one hour before the burn.

Discussion / Conversation • Spiritual & Healing • Health & Wellness

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday 7:30pm - 8:15pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Missed the top paddock action of the day? Got FOMO? Didn’t get that in-joke? Catch the news as the CNC anchors present the cutting edge of current affairs, sports, weather from around the paddock. You write it, we read it - so if it’s not funny, that’s on you. But if it’s not the finest journalism you’ve ever seen on the paddock… I'll eat my hat!

Discussion / Conversation • Performance • Talk / Lecture

Camp's Featured Event!

Saturday 10pm - 12am at 3nt1ty

YOUR SOUL IS GERMS

What's so special about some "DJ" doing a "Liveset" anyway.

Get involved boiler room style;

On the dancefloor with PS2 controller linked to a 3D visual interface gamifying a sick rave music sample bank: become the next burner button-pushing superstar.

Music • Party • Games • Performance

Camp's Featured Event!

Saturday 10pm at Tangerine Steeze

FULL STEEZE - ALL. NIGHT. LONG. Dance the night away to the bassiest, filthiest beats on the paddock, served to you by our steeziest DJs. You know you want it 😉

Music • Party

Camp's Featured Event!

Saturday 10:30pm at TechnOasis

Willkommen to “Klubnacht at TechnOasis”. No dress code. Strip down those walls, ground your soul, and rise with the hypnotic, immersive energy of the music. Lose yourself to find yourself. Steamy vibes merge with pure connection— it’s the high of the Burn. A sanctuary of sound, a haven for the untamed. Relentless, primal, unapologetic. Let it all raus…

Party

18+ (Alcohol)

Saturday 11pm at SkyNation

Femmes take centre stage on the biggest party night on the paddock! Exclusively femmes DJs, femmes to the front of the dance floor.

Party • Performance

18+

Saturday 11pm at Camp Low Expectations

On Kiwiburn’s biggest night, Camp Low Expectations is here to remind you that the best moments come from spontaneity and low expectations. Step into our lounge, tucked-away amidst the roar, and let the music carry you as you discover that the most unforgettable nights are born from simplicity.

Party

18+

Saturday 11pm - 3am at Not/So Secret

You’re smoky, dusty, probably in your birthday suit and not quite burned out just yet. Fear not - the OG Secret Society beckons you, claimed in name but not in fame. Look to the site of Psycrets and stay smoldering until first light on the 5th day - with full-power psy tracks to keep the fire burning and your diaphragm vibrating.

Party • Music • Performance

18+ (Alcohol)

Camp's Featured Event!

Saturday 11:59pm at Aquanest

It’s that fucking time again.. we’re kicking on at Aquanest and you’re invited. Come through to the afterparty where the real connection happens, and you finally have the time to be your essential self. Looking for something different? We have a selection for you...

* 1200 - Live music

* 0130 - BIPOC takeover

* 0330 - AQUA DJs

Party • Music

18+ (Alcohol)

Camp's Featured Event!

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Two Couches & a Rug

Come and watch the finest sports you've never heard of 24 hours a day. (next to Two Couches & a Rug)

Games

Camp's Featured Event!

All day Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Wednesday at Bless You, Fuck Me

Desiring a comfy, cozy, intentional space for relationship chats & check-ins with potential playmates? Come cuddle up & have good quality chats about sexuality, emotional safety & consent while exploring our camp's very own Intimate Conversations Card Deck to prompt authentic communication. Cat Law applies in this tent (if you wouldn't touch a cat this way, please don't touch each other this way)

Discussion / Conversation • Chillout

18+

All day Sunday at Gemma v.s. The Normal Worms

Overwhelmed by the paddock? Missing your stories? The Normal Thing to Do would be: Listen to Gemma vs The Normal Worms. And wriggle yourself deep into the bowels of the Lost Worm Galaxy. Warning: These worms are highly contagious.

Arts & Crafts • Chillout • Performance

18+

All day Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Hookah Road

Come and hang at Hookah Rd with mellow beats and hot coals: Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Join us for a relaxed and tasty experience, perfect for chilling out and sparking up conversation. Check our board for session times on the day.

Chillout • Discussion / Conversation

18+

All day Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Warm Fuzzy Doodleboppers

Need to let go? Come and place your hands on the board and let the fairies take your worries away

Spiritual & Healing

All day Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday roaming around

Get sodden with velvet reusable water bombs! When the paddock gets stanking hot the sodden velvet crew might appear out of a mirage to help you get wet. P.S. don’t forget consent when moistening others

Games

Kid-Friendly

All day Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Warm Fuzzy Doodleboppers

Need some guidance? Come and check out our Oracle cards and give yourself a reading

Spiritual & Healing

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday at the river

Time for Recorder Class. Capture the sweet nostalgia and childlike joy of honking on a recorder.

Come prepared, no instructions given and recorders provided.

Music • Performance • Chillout

Kid-Friendly

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at The Rusty Joint

Keep your eyes on the Blackboard at the Rusty to see any upcoming sound sessions and events.

Music • Performance • Party • Games • Food & Drink • Discussion / Conversation • Chillout • Arts & Crafts • Workshop

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday roaming around

What started as a phallic object & a shityarn, evolved into a chronicle of vicious intercamp battles for a big ol dick!

The DICK is BACK you’ll know it when u see it!

RULES:

-Must be in an accessible/visible area of camp

-Must be returned if seen whilst raiding & still within defending camp territory

-No excessive force/foul play

-No attaching dick to your structure

-No butt stuff/other stuff

Games

All day Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Sodden Velvet

Kiwiburn got your creative juices flowing and you need an outlet? Come visit the Sodden Velvet Craft corner, where you can pick up a paintbrush, get hooking with some crochet, add a row to the knit-a-row and make the needlepoint memory of your dreams. This is a chill place to hang out and get creative.

Arts & Crafts • Chillout

Sunday 12am

Safety protocols for those partaking in the 'sweaty spaceship' ceremony:

Consumption of any substance is strictly forbidden at least 8hr prior to the ceremony, you will get high with your own sweat. If you have any open physical wounds, you will be asked to cover them. Avoid using jewelry. It will potentially burn your skin. Hydrate well before the ceremony. This is a religious, cultural, purifying, and detox ceremony. The participant can join the lodge naked or with swimwear, or even light clothes (cotton), is up to you.

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday at The DOSS House

beer and sausages. if someone is around we can do it 😛

Food & Drink

Camp's Featured Event!

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at Palace of the Sand Dragon

Are you having crazy adventures? Zany experiences? Maybe memorable interactions?

We want to immortalize your stories and help you remember them! Drop your stories off at the Palace, or come over and write them down yourself. When that dusty Sunday morning comes, our scribes will give them a read and choose our favorite.

That favored storyteller will find themselves with one more memorable trophy!

Games • Arts & Crafts

All day Thursday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday at The Snuggery

Bringing the best chill out snuggle puddle on the paddock. This year we offer the classic truck Snugg you know and love and the more accessibility friendly tent Snugg as first seen at Raglan burn. That's right, not one, but two snugs. Suck on that Pillowtopia.

Chillout

Sunday 12:30am - 3:30am at Camp Douche

From the desire for a post-burn party with a bright, dancey, loungey atmosphere, Camp Douche brings you Club Douche! Let us wash you in the suds of upbeat music as you dance. Or, recline in our day spa lounge with our homemade beers, cocktails or kombuchas… maybe even a cucumber if you’re lucky.

See you there for a 3 hour power shower!

Party • Music

Sunday 1am - 4:20am at Camp Nipple Clamp

If you’re looking for something chill on Saturday night, have a cosy night In at CNC. Pull up a chair in the lounge and soak in the tunes (actual music!) from a rotating roster of varied playlists. We have beats, snacks, and Crokinold! Whether you’re dodging the cold, or simply looking for some relaxed energy and good company, The Big Night in at CNC has you covered

Chillout • Music • Party

Sunday 1am - 2am at R.A.T

Yes, it is time to celebrate the 2nd birthday of our dearly beloved rodent son, Sprongus. Happy New Year!

We'll kick off the shenanigans at R.A.T with cake and candles for 15 mins or so, after which you WILL catch Sprongus out on the town and you WILL wish him Happy Birthday and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Party

18+ (Alcohol)

Camp's Featured Event!

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday 4:20am - 4:20pm at The Secret Sasquatch Society

It's 420!!!!! Don't miss out! Sasquatch Society will be open to all who indulge twice a day, every day!!! Thats right! Am-Pm! Papers and smoking devices provided Xxx

Chillout • Health & Wellness • Spiritual & Healing

18+

Sunday 4:20am at Pangea

You\ve heard of smooth jazz, how about its implied twin rough jazz? me neither, and this aint that. Come along as the sun rises and the embers settle for a journey into the unknown as at least three "musicians" come together to create and explore what might and might not be trash jazz

Music • Spiritual & Healing

Sunday 5am at Sensory Dispensary

Tired of dancing, but not quite ready for burn night to be over? For a third year, the Sensory Dispensary is back with another chill playlist and a nice spot to watch the sun rise. Get on our lawn and hang out with us while we look at our art and wave goodbye to the best party night of the year. BYO chair.

Chillout • Music

Camp's Featured Event!

Sunday 10am - 12pm at Pillowtopia

Bent your neck while dancing? Strained your glutes while getting down? Aching feet from unending adventures? Back aching from carrying all the weight of the world? We have a range of treats for your various body parts - foot rubs, head rubs, Burly Man 4-Hands massages. Or even tools like rollers and massage guns. (Please be clean - maybe have a swim or visit Camp Douche before the rubbings).

Health & Wellness

18+

Sunday 10am - 6:30pm at Pillowtopia

Feeling kiwiburnt out? Come get pampered at Lowtopia. We have wellness activities running all day!

Health & Wellness • Party • Discussion / Conversation

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday and Sunday 10:30am at The Homestead

Good old fashioned kiwi summer fun. We’ve got a hill, we’ve got a long sheet of plastic, and we’ve got a bucket of lube. Come have a slip n slide with us, on the hill behind Bozo Heights. See our event board for confirmed times. Sober event, and children must be supervised.

Games

Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday 11am - 1pm at Planet Devita

Ever been somewhere so remote you lose your internet connection? At FREE Wi-Fi you won't even have to go that far, we're giving you the gift or maybe the curse of constant Wi-Fi but absolutely no internet to be found. It's the perfect place to disconnect and really connect with the people around you. There might even be a few surprises in store for those who try to find the internet.

Chillout

Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday 11am at Burner Bum Sun Club

Join us for a wholesome morning yoga session! Clothing optional

Health & Wellness • Chillout • Spiritual & Healing

Sunday 11am - 12:30pm at The Snuggery

A live reading of the chapter, 'The Gift of Strawberries' from the beautiful book, ""Braiding Sweetgrass"". Come and consider what it could mean to live in a 'gift economy' or just fall (back) asleep to the soothing sound of Fern's best reading voice. Some gifts provided; unlikely to be strawberries.

Workshop

Friday and Sunday 11am - 11:45am at The Cosmic Zip

Come into the present moment with the Zipperians as we move with awareness and observe our experience. With 20 minutes each of yoga and meditation, we’ll guide you to gently unzip, opening the portal to greater awareness, acceptance and compassion.

Workshop • Spiritual & Healing • Health & Wellness

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday 11:11am - 12pm at Portals & Sorcerers

Be there.

Chillout

Kid-Friendly

Camp's Featured Event!

Sunday 12pm - 2pm at Not/So Secret

Is it a bird? A mountain? Or just your caffeine addiction staring back at you? Sip a freshly brewed Turkish coffee as you ponder silent wishes. Let the grounds settle, and the mystical Madame Haze - through the ancient divination practice of fal (‘fortune telling’) - will interpret the symbols and prophecies at the bottom of your cup, with a dose of entertainment. First come, first served.

Spiritual & Healing • Chillout

Sunday 12pm - 1pm at Pillowtopia

Got a difficult boss? Got some feels that need to be free? Come on down to the office to yell at *your* boss. Guaranteed to be more effective than yelling into a pillow (but we offer that too).

Health & Wellness

18+

Sunday 12pm at Hookah Road

Picture this: a cozy area, the slow curl of smoke from a shisha rising in the air, and a crochet hook gliding through yarn in a smooth rhythm. Learning to crochet is less about perfection and more about the vibe - each stitch becomes a moment of calm and the world fades away. Just you, your hook, the shisha, and the quiet joy of creating something with your hands.

Arts & Crafts • Chillout • Workshop

18+

Sunday 12pm at Pangea

Start your day with a decadent pancake with extras, paired with a refreshing mimosa, all set to the smooth, soulful vibes of live LoFi freestyle.

Let the music serenade your senses as you bask in this perfect pre-temple ritual, designed to elevate your mood and immerse you in good

vibes. Don’t miss this fan-favorite experience, back by popular demand!

Food & Drink • Chillout • Music • Performance

Camp's Featured Event!

Thursday, Saturday and Sunday 12pm - 3pm at 3nt1ty

A workshop where we discuss and design creatures, elaborating on storytelling and the global folklore of swamp entities. Over 3 day workshops, we will first sculpt our creations in clay and then build a newspaper kiln together to fire them. (Weather dependent)

Thu - 12pm to 5pm Pt.1 Design and sculpt

Sat - 12pm to 5pm Pt. 2 Join

Sun - 12pm to 4pm Pt. 3 Fire the swamp creatures @the Effigy

Arts & Crafts

Kid-Friendly

Sunday 12:30pm at Wannabe Camp

Start your sunday off with Bottomless Mimosas. Not unlimited, but served by our bottomless bartenders! Turning up bottomless is enthusiastically encouraged, but not a requirement.

Music • Party

18+ (Alcohol)

Sunday 1pm at Camp Rock

Ready to show us what you’ve got and conquer the wall? Join us for epic challenges like speed climbs, freestyle moves, and the campus loop. It’s all about creativity, connection, and cheering each other on. Plus, prizes are up for grabs, including one for the best-dressed climber! Whether you’re climbing or cheering, come hang out, rock the wall, and celebrate climbing in true Kiwiburn style!

Games • Performance

Camp's Featured Event!

Sunday 1pm - 3pm at Mint Country Club

Saddle up your show ponies for some serious horseplay and compete in MCC’s dressage arena. Win laughs, fans and adoration and prizes for best prancing and strutting.

The MCC Stables have a few extra steeds to choose from for those who are horseless, have no unicorns, dragons or snakes.

Games • Music • Performance • Food & Drink

Kid-Friendly

Sunday 1pm - 2pm at Paradiso Airlines

At Paradiso Airlines, a crash landing won’t stop our world-class service. Our cabin crew has an in-flight feast ready, be seated when the trolley rolls by!

Visit the camp for allergen info and your boarding pass. Meals include a vegan option. Check-in for Thursday opens at 9am same-day, and Sunday’s return flight offers early check-in from 10am Friday.

BYO cutlery/mug

Chillout • Food & Drink • Performance

Sunday 1pm - 4pm at Swing Fling

Welcome to Sunday Mass!

Our Church is a bit different than what you're used to. Certainly it is more syrupy. We're not into scripture and flagellation, but there will be gluttony and temptation. Sunday Mass welcomes saints, sinners, and everyone in between. The Nuns will be serving up hot pancakes, chilled mimosas, and sparkling disco tunes. Come in your Sunday best and prepare to repent.

Food & Drink • Music • Spiritual & Healing

18+ (Alcohol, BDSM)

Sunday 1:30pm - 4:30pm at Very Alternative Gathering

Come get your rope on at our two gigantic Shibari workshops. ALL skill levels welcome, from beginners to advanced, we have many teachers. There will be rolling group sessions throughout each session so rock up when you can. There will also be space for free practice and potentially some demos. Limited rope available so bring your own if you have it. Bring a partner if you can.

Discussion / Conversation • Performance • Workshop

18+ (BDSM)

Sunday 2pm at Wannabe Camp

Shake yo Ass, Watch yo self! Come shake what your mama gave you! Let's get sassy, sexy and silly % Twerk it out with HannahBoom Lector as she gives you some twerking pointers while you boogie away to the bouncin' tunes from DJ Ashtre!

Music • Workshop • Party

18+ (Alcohol)

Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday 2pm - 4pm at the stoop

Ever wanted to have a decent conversation, but don't really know how? Wanna take things a little deeper with a friend/crush/stranger, but don't know where to start? We got you! Come join us for a 'Conversation starters' session, featuring questions like 'Which Spice Girl are you NOT? ' and 'Your Hero Ego/Saviour Complex surfaces the most when you..', you'll be having satisfying d&m's in no time!

Discussion / Conversation

Sunday 2pm - 4pm at The ARTery @ The Hub

Some light sewing for the afternoon. Make a patch, make a costume for your temple teddy (we will have some teddies), repair something, or have a go at embroidery.

Arts & Crafts

Sunday 2pm - 4pm at Not/So Secret

DJ Amandeep’s invitation to tap into your true self through healing and celebratory dance. Flow with intention and feel yourself transform with a set full of earthy, shamanic rhythms and cosmic melody. Here the divine and tribal intertwine between two burns. Be free, be wild! This is your time to let go, renew, realign, and look towards a new chapter.

Music • Chillout

Sunday 2pm at Fat tummy

Paella flavour of the day.

Served at 14:00ish

Anyone can join

Food & Drink

Thursday and Sunday 2pm - 3pm at The Homestead

Ever wanted to make your own lip balm? Chapped lips and forgot to bring any?

Be the envy of all your mates by making your own lip balm right here in the paddock. Everything you need is provided by the good folks at the Homestead.

Arts & Crafts • Workshop

Kid-Friendly

Sunday 2pm at YumTown

Ease into Sunday with a soulful afternoon of grounding vibes and inspiring tunes. Featuring an eclectic lineup of musicians from across the paddock, we’ll serve up a yummy blend of different genres and instruments that will soothe your senses and get you gently swaying amongst the saris.

Chillout • Music • Performance

Sunday 2pm at Burner Bum Sun Club

If you've ever thought about getting in trouble just for taking a skinny dip this is the conversation you want to be a part of! Andrew is running a seminar about naturism and the law, come along and have a chat!

Workshop • Talk / Lecture • Discussion / Conversation

Sunday 2pm - 4pm at Centre Camp

Burner Representatives from Regional Burns and Micro Events around the world come and ask questions from the paddock

Talk / Lecture • Discussion / Conversation

Kid-Friendly

Sunday 2pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Take time out from writing your own stories on the paddock to hear somebody else’s. Hang in the CNC lounge and listen to original stories read by our resident hobbyist writer, Ricardio. Humour, sci-fi, observations, soft horror, maybe a poem or two. This event is suitable for all ages but stories may contain impolite language and/or adult themes.

Performance

Sunday 2pm - 3pm at Cape Carnival

Oracle and Energy Work

Good vibrations and purely, positive Sunday vibes; oracle cards, singing bowls, healing and smiles.

We will host short Reiki healing sessions given by a Tripper Reiki Master and shaman. The other energy workers in our camp will contribute in their own, unique ways.

Health & Wellness • Spiritual & Healing

18+

Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday 2:03pm - 4pm at the stoop

Stoop to our level and join us for hosted lawn games - we'll be ducking the goose and sneaking up on granny. Bring your throwing energy for a giggle, or if it's The Stoop itself that calls you, come for a certified Sit! BYO friend and cuppa or make one of each here.

Games • Chillout

Camp's Featured Event!

Sunday 2:30pm - 3:30pm at Petri Dish

Let's talk about cycles! You've got questions? We've got a panel of experts (and a surprise guest performer) with [most] of the answers...we will touch on menstrual physiology, management strategies, and the social stigma surrounding periods. The Cycle Circle is for anyone interested in understanding menstrual cycles and our coming together is to open a conversation that expands beyond the burn.

Discussion / Conversation • Health & Wellness • Performance

Sunday 3pm - 5pm at Pillowtopia

You're invited to our lounge for a guilty pleasures dance hour. The playlist you guiltily dance to before you go out and meet your friends for the 'cool' music. Come boogie with us and indulge our guilty pleasures.

Party

Sunday 3pm at Mint Country Club

Come test your tiny bike skills; pick from our trusty steads or bring you own. Nothing over 20" (wheel size that is). Best of 3 passes wins and goes on to the next round

Food & Drink • Games • Music • Performance

Kid-Friendly

Sunday 4pm - 5pm at Centre Camp

Calling all Kiwiburn sticker collectors and enthusiasts! Join us to gift and swap your treasures unique and limited-run burner stickers. Bring your extras, seek out the stickers you've heard whispers of, and connect with others as passionate about the art and lore of burner stickers as you are. Whether you're hunting for a full set or just a few memorable pieces, this is your chance to discover and exchange with fellow Burners. Don’t miss out – bring your swaps and your sticker stories!

My idea defies your fallible ontology

Kid-Friendly

Thursday and Sunday 4:20pm - 5:30pm at The Snuggery

You know the drill by now - we bring you the best chill out space on the paddock and offer Mary Jane’s Cookies - you bring the snug vibes. Remember to check in with those around you; consent is sexy 😘

Chillout

Camp's Featured Event!

Sunday 4:20pm roaming around

We all love to complain about Kiwiburn, so come tell us your complaints! Maybe we will do something about it, maybe we will sympathise with you, maybe we will enjoy your shit yarn and just drink some beer about it. Whatever happens MPW is here to hear your complaints. Come find us at the MPW camp; Bozo Heights. Or if you see a MPW crew member working, feel free to register your complaints.

Discussion / Conversation • Performance

Sunday 5:30pm - 6:30pm at Pillowtopia

Enjoy an hour of relaxing yin yoga to gently stretch and unwind and prepare for the adventures ahead. Bring your mat.

Health & Wellness • Chillout

Sunday 9pm at The Pudgy Dragon

Chai on Coffeeholm's very own pirate ship - The Pudgy Dragon. At least the nineteenth tastiest chai on the paddock, served by the most traditional and authentic coffee-loving viking trash pirates.

Food & Drink

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Sunday 9pm - 3am at Miso Den

Bring your cup along and help yourself to a hot cup of Miso Soup, available from 9pm onwards.

A cozy chill spot to take a minute to rewind from the wild in our snuggly den. Blankets, cuddles, board games, books and instruments under the fairy lights with a hot cup of replenishing soup.

Mmmm yum!! See ya there xx

Food & Drink • Chillout

Camp's Featured Event!

Sunday 9pm at the Temple Paddock

(R18+) Get all your left over energy and weirdness out after the Temple burn in the most extravagant out the gate variety show you've ever seen. Stage is open to all participants!!!

Come with an act ready or just prepared to watch and cheer along xx

Performance

18+ (Alcohol, BDSM, Sexual Content)

Sunday 9:30pm - 10:30pm at Centre Camp

After the Temple burn, kick back and soak in the art at Centre Camp! An amazing photo reel, curated on the paddock by three talented ARTery photographers, that will take you on an audio visual journey through all the incredible art at Kiwiburn's Trash Renaissance fair.

Chillout • Arts & Crafts

Kid-Friendly

Sunday 10:15pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

What the heck just happened? The intrepid CNC reporters do! Our news anchors will tell you all about it: the hot goss, baseless accusations, sports results, and weather from around the paddock! Come cozy up after the main chunk of the Temple has burned, gather round the telly and watch the finest content the paddock has to offer. What time will that be? Who really knows - probably around 10pm..

Games • Performance • Talk / Lecture • Discussion / Conversation

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday at the river

Time for Recorder Class. Capture the sweet nostalgia and childlike joy of honking on a recorder.

Come prepared, no instructions given and recorders provided.

Music • Performance • Chillout

Kid-Friendly

All day Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday at The DOSS House

beer and sausages. if someone is around we can do it 😛

Food & Drink

Camp's Featured Event!

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday 4:20am - 4:20pm at The Secret Sasquatch Society

It's 420!!!!! Don't miss out! Sasquatch Society will be open to all who indulge twice a day, every day!!! Thats right! Am-Pm! Papers and smoking devices provided Xxx

Chillout • Health & Wellness • Spiritual & Healing

18+

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday 11:11am - 12pm at Portals & Sorcerers

Be there.

Chillout

Kid-Friendly

Camp's Featured Event!