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The Event Guide

The Event Guide is your essential guide to Kiwiburn. It is presented to new arrivals on the Gate and includes vital information for your perusal. Explore the map and figure out where all the Art Installations are lurking around the Paddock. Discover key info about the festival culture and operations, wicked Theme Camps and extraordinary events. Past years events have included the Pirate Olympics, a twerking competition and serious talks on how to save the world.

Every participant will receive a black and white printed copy of the Event Guide booklet at Gate upon arrival.
If you'd like to download a copy to print out at home, or save to your devices, you can access that here.

Use the filters on the left to search for events, and click on Theme Camp names to view more details about the camps and their events.

 

Wednesday 22 January

The Menstruation station!

ALL DAY at Them Nest

Is it that time of the month? Have you been caught off guard? Or are you prepared, but looking for a more comfortable place to change your moon cup? Well fair not, we’ve got you covered! Pop over to the menstruation station to use our self-service facilities, borrow a hot-water bottle, boil your mooncup, grab a tampon and continue to enjoy your burrrrrn!

Health & Wellness

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Roaming Gin Bar

ALL DAY at Roaming

Keep an eye out for the the green umbrellas of the Mint Country Club roaming gin bar, popping up evreywhere you’d expect it!! Drinks for all those wearing green.
(Gin or tonic donations very welcome)

Food & Drink

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

R18

Revolving Clothesline @ The Depot

ALL DAY at The Depot

Ah, the Revolving Clothesline, a great Kiwiburn classic. It’s probably an all genders, many sizes clothes swap that lasts all week but that’s up to you. Come and browse for a new outfit or gift some clothes you’re are done with. Changes as much as you do.

Arts & Crafts

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Creative Dabbling

ALL DAY at The Ephectic Eclectic

Ever wanted to mess around on a guitar, or have a go with a xylophone? How about playing with clay, or trying a new board game? There's even a drop-and-go poetry post! Stop by and dabble in something new any time at The Ephectic Eclectic.

Arts & Crafts, Games

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Figure drawing classes

ALL DAY at Swing Fling

Figure drawing classes happening in the lush shade of the dome. Learn to draw or be a model! Times posted on the board outside SwingFling."

Arts & Crafts, Workshop

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Assassin (Sign up)

ALL DAY at The Playhouse

Meet people and kill them!
Assassin is a slightly more complicated game of tag – you find your designated weapon, you find your target, and you take your target with that weapon. If you kill your target, you take on their mission.
If you want to play, come to Playhouse before 7PM on Wednesday to register.
To register you'll need your name and a suggestion for a weapon.

Games

Wednesday

The Aqueerium and Sea of Holes

ALL DAY at Pepperland

Come and take a swim through The Aqueerium and dive into the Sea of Holes.

Chillout

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Themecamp capture the flag

ALL DAY at The Rusty Joint

Enquire at The Rusty Joint

Games

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Explore your Senses

ALL DAY at The Sensory Dispensary

The Sensory Dispensary is open 25 hours a day! Don't forget to drop by any time you need a comfy spot to indulge, delight or challenge your senses of touch, smell, sight, taste, sound and beyond… Whether it's 3pm or 3am, our shelves full of sensory curiosities are always available for your perusal!

Chillout

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Talk N Chill

ALL DAY at In2theLight

Share your hurt, joy, issues, confusion, heartdache with us, we love to listen.
Drop in or pop a note in to our letter box if you want us to find you x

Discussion / Conversation

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Drinking

8:00 am at The Rusty Joint

Your first stop at Kiwiburn 2020. Start things the right way with a breakfast beer at your local.

Chillout, Food & Drink, Health & Wellness

Wednesday

R18

The Gift Box

8:00 am at ARTery

Do you long to own a fine collection of artworks? Are you an artist/crafter/maker who wants to share your talents? Then come on by to the “Gift Box” with a stick figure drawing, or a stick you whittled for hours! An oil painting you did a year ago, or something ya whipped up at the burn (perhaps in the ARTery?) Pick up a new handmade treasure or drop one off in the marked box.

Arts & Crafts

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Wabisabi Art Workshop

9:30 am - 10:30 am at SolarSails

A japanese term meaning imperfect, impermanent, humble and authentic. Come to a materials-provided experimental art class where mistakes are celebrated!

Arts & Crafts

Wednesday

Snugs and Tea

10:00 am at Pillowtopia

Our bell tent and main structure space are for frolicking folks to gather, chatter and snuggle when in need of chill time. Open and available all day and night (when there aren’t any workshops or events being hosted). Tea station for hot drinks frequently available 🙂

Chillout, Food & Drink

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Heckling Workshops

11:00 am - 9:00 pm at Two Couches and a Rug

Sit on a couch or a rug, drink a warm DoBro, and join in the banter. Experienced hecklers will be on hand to guide you through your shouty journey of self-discovery. Megaphones available for use.

Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

R18

Heart Sharing Circle

11:00 am at Existentially Bent

A sacred space of deep listening. How we do it: Say your name, one person speaks at a time with neither interruptions nor dialogue, speak from the heart, listen with respect, confidential – what is said here stays here unless someone is unsafe.

Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Deepspace Cadet Training 101!

12:00 pm - 1:00 pm at Deep Space

Friends planning to head into outer space this Burn? Want to learn how to support your crew when they have left the safety of orbit? Come learn how to party safely as well as some festival self care 101 for you and your crew. Maybe even sign up for a shift or two with us too! 😉

Discussion / Conversation, Health & Wellness

Wednesday, Thursday

Wonderous Word Wizard

12:00 pm - 2:00 pm at The Playhouse

Fanciful. Whimsical. Scholarstical. Good. These words—and more—could be used to describe none other than YOU! Sit down with our resident Word Wizard (poor arts graduate) and he will use his Arcane Spellbook (second hand thesaurus) and with the power of Literary Magic (my degree does nothing please send help) he will divine three words that encapsulate your essence and gift them to you via a card!

Chillout, Discussion / Conversation, Performance

Wednesday

Creamhole licking

12:00 pm - 4:00 pm at LICK MY CREAMHOLE

Every day is a daily day at lick my creamhole

Food & Drink

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Rapping 101 with Lettuce

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm at Centre for Change

Have you always admired freestylers? Have a passion for rap? Or just want to find a new way to express? Come join in the ciphor, learn some basics, get silly and have fun! Mikenna, a professional beginner, will share her journey into rap, and show you how easy it is to start yours!

Workshop

Wednesday

Daily Games Session

1:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Paradiso Tropicale

Do you have a competitive streak? Do you find pleasure in spiking balls, swinging mallets, and rolling skulls?
Then swing by Paradiso Tropicale for a range of games including Vigorous Volleyball, Carousing Cornholio, Kinky Kubb, and more!

Games

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Hawaiian Shaved Ice

1:00 pm - 2:00 am at Cool School Camp

Chill the hell out with our mouthwatering flavors and colors. Our chef artists will transform a mountain of ice into delicious works of art. Choose your flavors and choose your line–Nyce line if you are naturally patient or Naughty line where you show us your junk and jump to the front of the queue!

Food & Drink

Wednesday, Thursday

R18

Shibari – Japanese Rope Bondage

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Very Alternative Gathering

Shibari is the Japanese art of rope bondage. We will talk about safety considerations and then you can learn the most fundamental tie to shibari and time permitting another decorative or fun tie. We will run the beginners class everyday, with the opportunity for some intermediate groups later in the week! Why knot join us?

Workshop

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

R18

fiery faerey soulscapes

2:00 pm at peace and love

Humanise your spiritual experience with peace and love. We play good vibration spiritual based tunes for those who like to feed their soul. Bring your own selections too! @2pm daily we have discussions and readings from guests who want to share and enhance the delight of being.

Chillout, Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Yoga with Leo

2:00 pm at Centre for Change

Together we'll flow through an awakening yoga sequence. Get your energy up in this class, which combines mixed styles and characteristic elements of flowing vinyasa and traditional hatha. Level: beginner to intermediate Please bring your won mat if you have one, or a towel, blanket or other, water and comfy clothes.

Health & Wellness

Wednesday

Awakening Yoga

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Centre for Change

Together we'll flow through an awakening yoga sequence. Get your energy up in this class, which combines mixed styles and characteristic elements of flowing vinyasa and traditional hatha. Level: beginner to intermediate. Please bring your own mat if you have one, or a towel, blanket or other, water and comfy clothes.

Spiritual & Healing

Wednesday

Chai and jazz

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at The Rusty Joint

Chai lattes and chill jazzy DnB

Chillout, Food & Drink

Wednesday

Ukulele Jam

2:03 pm - 3:06 pm at Tangerine Steeze

Do you have a UKULELE?! Come on over and join us for an amateur jam session! Whether you are a beginner, mediocre, or a pro! Together we can make some noise, learn some strumming patterns and sing horribly to some cheesy songs. Feel free to bring your own songs to share, or just come along if you like to sing!

Chillout, Performance, Workshop

Wednesday

Cheese, Cracker and Leafblower Party

3:00 pm - 5:00 pm at Two Couches and a Rug

Join us in the depths of Bogan Alley as we attempt to be classy by throwing a cheese and cracker party. Contributions of cheese and/or crackers welcome. We promise there will be Cheds, but can't guarantee a leaf blower free dining experience

Food & Drink, Health & Wellness, Party

Wednesday

Ecstatic Dance

3:00 pm - 5:00 pm at Barrio Del Chur

Ever feel like you're the only one in the room who can't dance? Find yourself wanting to move your body to the beat of the music but are scared about looking stupid? Really want to DANCE?! This is the perfect place for you! DJ The Voidwalker uses curated rhythmic beats taking us on a creative sound journey of our subconscious whilst Clem inspires our bodies to move in ways it's never moved before.

Workshop

Wednesday

Can that go in there?

3:30 pm - 4:00 pm at Very Alternative Gathering

Did your sex ed class miss the chapter on sex toy safety? Make up for lost time and learn some tips and tricks on how to keep yourself healthy.
Presentation/discussion on a risk based approach to sex toys, led by ex sex toy reviewer Queer Vagineer and actual medical professional Dr David

Discussion / Conversation, Health & Wellness, Talk / Lecture

Wednesday

R18

Practical ways to reduce the rates of rape and sexual assult in a community

4:20 pm - 5:00 pm at Planet Anarchy

listen to a privileged white male be vulnerable and honest about a topic that no one wants to talk about

Talk / Lecture

Wednesday

How to make a cheap loud quality subwoofer

5:20 pm at Planet Anarchy

come and save some money but still have mean tight bass on a budget

Talk / Lecture

Wednesday

Burner induction workshop

5:00 pm - 6:00 pm at Centre Camp

All team members are invited to day one induction at centre camp.

We'll provide the best and worst of corporate workshop techniques to help onboard new burners so we can develop a shared understanding of what Kiwiburn is, making sure we're all on the same page going foward. Veterans – bring your thought leadership!

Post it notes. Really bad write up sent out via paddock post. Trust falls?

Discussion / Conversation, Workshop

Wednesday

Whip It Out Welcome Party

6:00 pm - 3:00 am at Hijinxx

Roll up! Roll up! Welcome to our opening party! Whip it out to receive a tasty beverage and dance the night away to our resident Hijinxx DJs with our famous flame effects in full force.

Party

Wednesday

R18

Kirtan with Franko Heke

7:00 pm - 8:00 pm at Barrio Del Chur

Connection, healing and presence…Franko Heke is on a mission to raise consciousness through his music and workshops. Drawing on ancient mantra in combination with his own cultural roots, Franko’s devotional sessions are bound to coax your own divine voice into the open with his distinct fresh sounds for today. With years of touring rock music under his belt, Franko’s compass has drawn him north to

Spiritual & Healing

Wednesday

Epic Vegan Potluck!!

7:00 pm at Barrio Del Chur

Vegans of the burn, unite! Come for a communal dinner, potluck style – bring a plate of food (something to impress, or just whatever) and meet like-minds of the paddock. Mock-meats, fancy salads, stuffed potatoes, self-made nut cheese, mountains of hummus etc. All welcome but only vegan food please! It will be a pig-out without the pig 😊

Food & Drink

Wednesday

Kirtan with Franko

7:00 pm - 8:00 pm at Barrio Del Chur

Connection, healing and presence…Franko Heke is on a mission to raise consciousness through his music and workshops. Drawing on ancient mantra in combination with his own cultural roots, Franko’s devotional sessions are bound to coax your own divine voice into the open with his distinct fresh sounds for today.

Performance, Spiritual & Healing

Wednesday

Soft, Nasular, Opening of O’Smelligan’s Dogrish Poob

7:00 pm at Vaguely Problematic

Jesus, Mary, and JoSniff! Where can ya get a good pint a smells at this Dog forsaken paddock! Come to O’Smelligan’s Dogrish Poob. Slurp holy water and munch doggie biscuits. Craic is that we’ve got some great Singer-Song-Barkers lined up, a savage selection of scents on tap, and some secret shenanigans. Butt sniffing happy hour is… always. Absolutely no felines! *winky face. BORK! BORK!

Food & Drink, Party, Performance

Wednesday

Soft Wet Opening of Circus Bar

7:00 pm at Vaguely Problematic

Come feast your eyes on some sexy, stilted, sensual, circus sluts. You bring your mouth holes and we’ll pour libations into those mouth holes with the acrobatic prowess of a french flea thats been training to do handstands in a fascist, Cirque, boot camp its whole, miserable life.

Food & Drink, Party, Performance

Wednesday

R18

Glengarry Glen Ross: A David Mamet, Atlantic Theatre Company scene study with Tigers

8:00 pm - 9:00 pm at Vaguely Problematic

Former House Manager at Atlantic Theatre Company in New York, and solo first chorus member of West Carteret Singers Production of Les Mis in 2003, bring to you a large-scale, Tiger stuffy enactment of David Mamet’s Pulitzer Prize Winning play: Glengarry Glen Ross… ”PUT. THAT COFFEE. DOWN. Coffee is for closers only. You think I'm f***in' with you? I am not f***in' with you.”

Performance

Wednesday

R18

Can Education Prevent Violence? Short Documentary Screening and Talk

8:30 pm - 10:00 pm at Tangerine Steeze

We will screen our short (20 minute) documentary: Ending Violence, which takes an intimate look at the impacts of Social and Emotional learning on the lives of two young children. Following will be a discussion on how we can harness the power of social and emotional learning to create a more peaceful future, both globally and in the context of Aotreoa with a local educator.

Discussion / Conversation, Talk / Lecture

Wednesday

Documentary Chill Series

8:00 pm - 9:00 pm at Centre Camp

Embrace your chill this evening for part 1 of a mini documentary series on our Solar System projected on to the Centre Camp structure. Come marvel in the beauty of our home system.

Chillout

Wednesday

Open Mic Night

8:00 pm - 10:00 pm at Pangea

Calling all musicians, poets, dancers, performers who want a stage with no booking fees and an audience who will clap; grace our stage from 8pm to share your awesome stuff

Performance

Wednesday

Lamplighter’s Parade

8:00 pm at The Playhouse

Calling all glowbugs and musos! Bring your pipe, your drum, your poi, your hoops, and all your glowing costumes. Come to Playhouse when the sun goes down, and join us for a twilight parade to open the eclectic decade. Make a little noise, shine a little light.

Party, Performance

Wednesday

Fire Spinning

9:00 pm at Flojo

One of The Flojos offerings to the festival is a supervised fire circle! Come check out the Whiteboard for exact times but swing by the Flojo nightly for atleast A LOT of fire spinning. Please talk to us if you'd like a go we warmly welcome newcomers and are happy to guide.

Chillout, Performance

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Holy Mountain Midnight Movie Marathon

9:00 pm - 12:00 am at Vaguely Problematic

We are bringing the father of the midnight movie Alejandro Jodorowsky to the paddock this year. Be ready to transcend, be transfixed and transformed by the best movie EVER according to Monty. You loved it so much you want to see it again directly after?! WELL. We will be having it on repeat til Midnight where we will then COMMENCE THE DANCE MAGIC! Prizes for best dressed.

Spiritual & Healing

Wednesday

Under The Sea @ The Aqueerium

9:00 pm - 10:00 pm at Pepperland

A very fishy sound and visual show inside The Aqueerium and out through the Sea of Holes.

Chillout

Wednesday

Dorky Disco Art Reveal

9:30 pm - 11:30 pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Come celebrate being the first house on our street to get a Live Technicolour TV (stage).Disco tunes & awkward fashion choices from yesteryear! Put on your flares & horn-rimmed specs, get that tight perm in your hair, dip into the punch and boogie on down to the dorky good times at Camp Nipple Clamp’s art piece reveal party. Spot prizes for the dorkiest outfit, spot punishments for looking cool.

Party, Performance

Wednesday

Open Mic /Jam Night

10:00 pm at Pangea

Calling all musicians, poets, dancers, performers. Once the open mic participants have presented their offerings, its time to mix things up. Expect a rotating line up of musicians who have never met each other before blasting out music you will never hear again.

Party, Performance

Wednesday

Thursday 23 January

The Menstruation station!

ALL DAY at Them Nest

Is it that time of the month? Have you been caught off guard? Or are you prepared, but looking for a more comfortable place to change your moon cup? Well fair not, we’ve got you covered! Pop over to the menstruation station to use our self-service facilities, borrow a hot-water bottle, boil your mooncup, grab a tampon and continue to enjoy your burrrrrn!

Health & Wellness

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Roaming Gin Bar

ALL DAY at Roaming

Keep an eye out for the the green umbrellas of the Mint Country Club roaming gin bar, popping up evreywhere you’d expect it!! Drinks for all those wearing green.
(Gin or tonic donations very welcome)

Food & Drink

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

R18

Revolving Clothesline @ The Depot

ALL DAY at The Depot

Ah, the Revolving Clothesline, a great Kiwiburn classic. It’s probably an all genders, many sizes clothes swap that lasts all week but that’s up to you. Come and browse for a new outfit or gift some clothes you’re are done with. Changes as much as you do.

Arts & Crafts

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Creative Dabbling

ALL DAY at The Ephectic Eclectic

Ever wanted to mess around on a guitar, or have a go with a xylophone? How about playing with clay, or trying a new board game? There's even a drop-and-go poetry post! Stop by and dabble in something new any time at The Ephectic Eclectic.

Arts & Crafts, Games

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Figure drawing classes

ALL DAY at Swing Fling

Figure drawing classes happening in the lush shade of the dome. Learn to draw or be a model! Times posted on the board outside SwingFling."

Arts & Crafts, Workshop

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Assassin

ALL DAY at The Playhouse

Meet people and kill them!
Assassin is a slightly more complicated game of tag – you find your designated weapon, you find your target, and you take your target with that weapon. If you kill your target, you take on their mission.
If you've registered pick up your first target from Playhouse on Thursday morning.
Happy hunting – humans are the most dangerous game.

Games

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

The Aqueerium and Sea of Holes

ALL DAY at Pepperland

Come and take a swim through The Aqueerium and dive into the Sea of Holes.

Chillout

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Themecamp capture the flag

ALL DAY at The Rusty Joint

Enquire at The Rusty Joint

Games

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

The Path to Adulthood

ALL DAY at Childish Adultish

Run this cool little obstacle course to be the Childish Adultish individual you always wanted to be. make it through to win a prize and become an Adult that can have big-people fun with us.

Games

Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Explore your Senses

ALL DAY at The Sensory Dispensary

The Sensory Dispensary is open 25 hours a day! Don't forget to drop by any time you need a comfy spot to indulge, delight or challenge your senses of touch, smell, sight, taste, sound and beyond… Whether it's 3pm or 3am, our shelves full of sensory curiosities are always available for your perusal!

Chillout

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Talk N Chill

ALL DAY at In2theLight

Share your hurt, joy, issues, confusion, heartdache with us, we love to listen.
Drop in or pop a note in to our letter box if you want us to find you x

Discussion / Conversation

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Hatemail 101

3:06 am - 7:46 am at Pups Paddock Post

Are you filled with rage and want to know how to express it? Let us teach you how to compose the most beautiful hate-filled letter you’ve ever seen. Possibly taking place in the general vicinity of 11am. Possibly including a special guest/award winning hatemail artiste.

Arts & Crafts, Workshop

Thursday

Sunrise Meditation

5:45 am - 6:30 am at Camp No-Fun

Come and join our guided meditation and start your day with the blissful energy of the rising sun.

Chillout, Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing

Thursday

Boring Boogie Yoga

8:00 am - 9:00 am at Camp No-Fun

Camp no fun presents: Boring boogie yoga! Come along and sweat away any hints of a good time at this yoga class. tasty tunes, average moves and an extremely boring teacher. BYO mat and lack of interest.

Health & Wellness

Thursday

Join us for Ashtanga!

8:00 am at SolarSails

We are NOT yoga teachers – merely ardent practitioners. We’ll be practising a ‘lite’ version of the Ashtanga sequence every morning and we’d love to share the practise with you! No experience necessary, BYO mat.

Health & Wellness

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Legs Appreciation Club

8:00 am - 9:00 am at The Depot

Show your legs you love them by taking them for a jog around Kiwiburn. Take in the sights of the surrounds, expend any pent up energy and regard your lower limbs with a new found admiration. Vegan baking will reward all runners. Eccentric exercise gear and leg related puns welcomed but not compulsory.

Health & Wellness

Thursday, Friday, Saturday

The Gift Box

8:00 am at ARTery

Do you long to own a fine collection of artworks? Are you an artist/crafter/maker who wants to share your talents? Then come on by to the “Gift Box” with a stick figure drawing, or a stick you whittled for hours! An oil painting you did a year ago, or something ya whipped up at the burn (perhaps in the ARTery?) Pick up a new handmade treasure or drop one off in the marked box.

Arts & Crafts

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Yoga

9:30 am - 10:30 am at Centre for Change

A playful and energising practice combining yoga, surfing and thai chi. Explore flow through rhythmic sequences, dynamic movement and tension-releasing breath.

Workshop

Thursday

Meditation

9:00 am at SolarSails

The future is mindfulness! We’ll be sitting for a 30 minute meditation (from the Waking Up app) every morning and we’d love you to join us. Come share in the collective consciousness! High chances we’ll offer you a tea afterwards. BYO awareness.

Health & Wellness

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Rocking smoothies to get you moving.

9:00 am - 10:30 am at Camp No-Fun

We prescribe rock to harden you up, plus all the good stuff to help you overcome a hangover, a come down or a health low! rock on over and start the day right, with a boogie and a smoothy

Food & Drink

Thursday

See and be seen

9:30 am - 11:30 am at Pangea

Appreciate our wonderful, sensitive, sensual, beautiful bodies. Leave behind judgements, shame and pressures to conform and develop healthier ways of being. Become a human sculpture (optional!) to be appreciated and feel the power of breaking free. Appreciate the BEAUTY OF OURSELVES. Presented by Eros Temple

Health & Wellness, Talk / Lecture, Workshop

Thursday

R18

Perenium Sunning with Crazy James

9:00 am - 9:30 am at Paradox

The benefits of soaking up some vitamin D to start the day are well documented; even scientifically proven! But why should your face and legs get all the benefits of the morning rays, when we all know that true power comes from the root chakra? Join us for a 5 minute morning session of perenium sunning, guaranteed to energize and restore you the best way I know how: putting sunlight in your butt.

Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing

Thursday, Saturday

R18

Aerial Silks Workshop

9:00 am - 10:00 am at Swing Fling

Calling all bugs and bees to come and fly with me. An introductory to aerial silks, exploring the different holds, locks, climbs and hitches, while creating shapes and working on form and technique.
Note-please wear appropriate clothing, no zippers-leggings are great and bring a drink bottle.

Workshop

Thursday

Pepper Poly(amory) Panel

9:00 am - 10:00 am at Pepperland

Join the Pepper Poly Panel to find out how to experience Pepper Poly Paradise through understanding poly and anarchic relationships through Personal Poly(amorous) Participation.

Discussion / Conversation

Thursday

R18

Blindfold Yoga

9:00 am - 10:00 am at Pepperland

Heighten your senses and trust your self as you’re guided through an all-inclusive blindfolded yoga class. No experience necessary, only a body and a sense of playfulness. Bring a mat or piece of material to practice on.

Health & Wellness

Thursday

FLASHHH AHHHH!

9:00 am at Roaming

Expose yourself to art and flash back with the wandering FLASH mob. You won’t know what hits you, but you’ll know you’ve been hit. Happening around your camp and brought to you by “Camp Nipple Clamp #notasexcamp”

Performance

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Flow Arts workshops

10:00 am - 9:00 pm at Flojo

Check the Whiteboard at Flojo! we shall be offering workshops in staff, juggling, yoga, Poi and various other flow arts/movement-related practices. These will be running roughly 10am-4pm Thurs-Sun but can vary so float by and check the Whiteboard for exacts! also come say hi If you wanna schedule a workshop! we have a huge shade space and plenty of props

Chillout, Health & Wellness, Workshop

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Forest foraging

10:00 am - 11:00 am at The Playhouse

Meet at Playhouse, and we'll go for a walk in the forest to see what tasty, common plants we can find.

Health & Wellness, Workshop

Thursday

Bureaucracy The Game™

10:30 am - 11:30 am at SolarSails

Do you feel like you are missing out on all the hustle and bustle of the big city life? Do you think you have what it takes to run a profitable construction company?
Then come and play "Bureaucracy The Game™".
Box Includes: reading blueprints, balancing budgets, managing workers, constructing skyscrapers, and so much more!

Games

Thursday

Arty Farty – come get crafty

10:30 am - 1:00 pm at Camp No-Fun

This is a space. Bring your bits and come get abstract with some like minded people.

Arts & Crafts

Thursday

Theatre of liberation

10:15 am - 11:00 am at Centre Camp

Theatre games for fun and connection. Children focused but adults welcome to join in.

Games

Thursday

Plutonic Friendship

10:00 am - 12:00 pm at Paradox

Sink your teeth into 3 courses of connection! You will be paired with a stranger, blindfolded and offered a choice of conversation starters, deep and juicy questions as well as prompts for a sweet delectable dessert. Curated by the paddock’s finest conversation connoisseurs.

Discussion / Conversation, Games

Thursday, Saturday

Introduction to Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

10:00 am at Fuck Baozi

Learn “the gentle art” of BJJ. We’ll be covering some self defense basics, using leverage and technique to control an opponent, starting from standing and moving to the ground. No experience required!

Health & Wellness, Workshop

Thursday

AcroYoga with Emily

10:00 am - 12:00 pm at The Hangout

We will explore lunar and solar acroyoga poses, combining the spirituality of yoga with the dynamic power of acrobatics. Play with balance and how it is influenced by another person, allowing you to explore your physical body and feel a deep stretch/release. Take turns being a base, flyer, and spotter. No partner necessary.

Workshop

Thursday

Hatha Yoga

10:00 am - 11:00 am at funkhutt

Join Nicola at the Funkhutt for some traditional hatha yoga to bring some balance in to your life. Not only will you exercise the external body but the internal and spiritual body too. Using the asanas (postures), breathing (pranyama) and yoga nidra (relaxation) you will help yourself to restore your natural rate and rhythm.

Health & Wellness

Thursday

Kundalini Yoga with Devita

10:00 am - 10:55 am at Camp Devita

A not-too-early-but-slighly-early morning Kundalini Yoga class at the Shrine of Devita. Stretch, breathe, wring last night out of your body and set intentions for the day ahead. Bring a blanket or towel to sit on (or just lay down if that's what you need to do). Complementary electrolytes provided ☆

Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Snugs and Tea

10:00 am at Pillowtopia

Our bell tent and main structure space are for frolicking folks to gather, chatter and snuggle when in need of chill time. Open and available all day and night (when there aren’t any workshops or events being hosted). Tea station for hot drinks frequently available 🙂

Chillout, Food & Drink

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Birthing an Effigy

10:00 am - 11:00 am at The Effigy

An artist talk with the wāhine behind the design & build of this year's Effigy – JD tutu-wearing mother of 2, builder-of-things, choice human!Keen to know how this effigy came into being & the story behind it?The challenges faced along the way?What the build crews in-jokes are?Who is the epic build-crew?(Hint: heaps of women)!Facilitated by the ARTery, talk held in-front of effigy.

Discussion / Conversation, Talk / Lecture

Thursday

Connection Circle

10:30 am - 11:30 am at The Connection Section

Join us for a connection circle – a facilitated group conversation designed to build meaningful relationships.

Chillout, Discussion / Conversation

Thursday

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu beginner seminar

10:00 am - 11:00 am at Camp No-Fun

Jiu Jitsu basics: After a long night what is less fun than morning exercise and learning at the same time? We’ll start with a basic history and premise of jiu jitsu before moving to warmup/exercise drills, then learning and practicing some basic moves. Bring clothing that can withstand rough and tumble.

Health & Wellness

Thursday

QI – The Third

10:30 am - 11:30 am at Camp Incoherent

Join us for QI – The Third. The annual bicentennial gold-star edition hosted by George-Foreman Grill. QI, or Quite Incoherent, is a game show where you'll learn some dubious facts with tenuous connections to themselves (and to reality). Our contestants will be challenged to the limits of their sanity with demanding intellectual nonsense.

Discussion / Conversation, Games, Performance

Thursday

Heckling Workshops

11:00 am - 9:00 pm at Two Couches and a Rug

Sit on a couch or a rug, drink a warm DoBro, and join in the banter. Experienced hecklers will be on hand to guide you through your shouty journey of self-discovery. Megaphones available for use.

Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

R18

Stream health workshop

11:00 am - 12:00 pm at Paradiso Tropicale

Time to get wet with Dr V. Learn about stream health, how to ID aquatic insects, and what E. coli actually is and how we measure it. Equipment provided.

Workshop

Thursday, Sunday

Hugging workshop

11:00 am - 12:00 pm at The Playhouse

Hugging is one of those rare things that has the power to greatly improve our mood, and yet all too often we don't take advantage of it. Come learn a bit about the ins and outs of a great hug, as well as some techniques for better platonic (or not) bodily contact. At the very least, you're guaranteed to leave with a great hug (or 10) for the day.

Games, Performance

Thursday

SOGA (slutty yoga)

11:00 am - 12:00 pm at Centre for Change

A kinda yoga-ish/very dance-ish weeerkshop designed to shamelessly unleash the sacred slut within. Expect a heart throbbing, hip opening, pleasure dripping experience. Semi clothed. Lingerie encouraged. No touching. Feminine practice (men welcome). If you’re sensitive to filthy hip hop, don’t come.

Workshop

Thursday

R18

The Witch is Dead!

11:00 am - 1:00 pm at The Ephectic Eclectic

Fan of DnD/table top games, or keen but don’t know where to start?
Come join us for a game of The Witch is Dead! A simple one page RPG created by the (in)famous Grant Howitt. First come, first to play and limited players. First timers welcome! Game will start at 11am SHARP. No supplies needed, except your imagination!

Chillout, Games

Thursday

Eat N Chill

11:00 am - 12:30 pm at In2theLight

Brunch 4 Every1!

Byo vessels!

Vegan Blueberry Pancakes on Fri & Sat (until we run out)

Food & Drink

Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Kiwiburn Community Talks #1 – The History of Burning Man and Kiwiburn

11:00 am - 12:00 pm at Centre Camp

The History of Burning Man and Kiwiburn is a 2 part talk.
Part one – History of Burning Man will be presented by Jax Watt (Longtime burner and social anthropologist). The talk will begin with BM’s origins in the Suicide Club & Cacophony society and then take us through a visual history of Burning Man.

Part two – The History of Kiwiburn will be presented by Mark Stirling- Kiwiburn’s founder.

Talk / Lecture

Thursday

Finding your intuition in your body

11:00 am - 12:15 pm at Very Alternative Gathering

"How to make better decisions by getting out of your head, and into your body. Presented by Eros Temple. " The workshop will take place in the bell tent.

Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop

Thursday

Elijahs 1st Birthday!

11:00 am - 1:00 pm at Swing Fling

A special gathering for the little ones of Kiwiburn. Come help Eli celebrate his first year on planet earth! Face painting, swings, sensory fun! Rustle up some bright attire and come connect with the next generation of burners in the shady Swing Fling dome

Chillout, Party

Thursday

Dancing Freedom

11:00 am - 12:00 pm at Tangerine Steeze

All welcome to a conscious movement meditation practice guided by sweet beats that ride a wave of the 5 elements Earth, Water, Fire, Air and Ether. You can get your freak on, or play with other dancing bodies, or have an inward journey of presence. It is a practice ground for feeling deeply, for creative self-expression, for honouring the self and community, and for learning more about our free au

Workshop

Thursday

Northland Burn

11:30 am - 12:30 pm at Pepperland

Find out more about the proposed new Northland New Zealand Burn, what's it about, how you can help and next steps.

Discussion / Conversation

Thursday

Heart Sharing Circle

11:00 am at Existentially Bent

A sacred space of deep listening. How we do it: Say your name, one person speaks at a time with neither interruptions nor dialogue, speak from the heart, listen with respect, confidential – what is said here stays here unless someone is unsafe.

Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

One Night Ultimate Werewolf

11:30 am - 1:00 pm at Let’s Torque

Something's amiss in the village, and one of your friends isn't quite what they seem… Come jump in on this dastardly deceptive game. After being assigned different roles, and a rather intriguing night time phase, players must determine, in just 10 minutes, who among them is a werewolf and save the village from certain destruction. Cards and game play training provided. AWOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Games

Thursday

Hiiigh Tea

11:00 am - 12:00 pm at Mystikool Jungle

There’s one place where it’s polite to point your pinky. Etiquette aside, if you’re feeling parched and in need of some civilised refreshments, we’d be delighted if you could attend a special high tea with us. We’ll be serving a selection of herbal teas, baked goods and bants. R.S.V.P. please at your nearest convenience.

Chillout, Food & Drink, Spiritual & Healing

Thursday

R18

Kink in Color: POC and BDSM

11:00 am - 12:30 pm at Very Alternative Gathering

Whether you are an experienced boot buffing super service sub or the most beginner dom this is the space for you. A safe space for POC to get together and share our experiences in the kink community, ask questions or learn how to get involved. A group discussion hosted by fantastic femme Oni.

Discussion / Conversation

Thursday

R18

Upside down with acrobatics

11:30 am - 12:30 pm at Playful pixies and sleeping beauties

Come and get bendy with us? This acrobatic class will get you upside down and whooping with joy. Very kid friendly, all ages welcome.

Workshop

Thursday

BJJ open mat

11:00 am - 12:30 pm at Camp No-Fun

If you have some murder yoga experience come and have some friendly (but no fun) rolls. Experience necessary for full rolling due to safety – but spectators encouraged, and potentially we can pair beginners with experienced people to gently show them how not fun it is when a martial artist grabs you!

Health & Wellness, Performance

Thursday

Hacky/Football Jam with Vinaldinho

12:00 pm at The Hangout

Come one come all and kick the sack

Games

Thursday, Friday

Sangart Workshop

12:00 pm - 1:00 pm at Barrio Del Chur

The workshop that sparked a global sandwich community is back. This time we're going to co-create the the biggest, most EPIC sandwich ever made on the paddock, and then we're gonna EAT IT. All rookie and certified sandwich artists are welcome.

Workshop

Thursday

Gymnastics skills

12:00 pm - 12:45 pm at Childish Adultish

Learn some strength and flexibility exercises. Handstands, rolls, cartwheels and more.

Games, Health & Wellness

Thursday, Saturday

Deepspace Cadet Training 101!

12:00 pm - 1:00 pm at Deep Space

Friends planning to head into outer space this Burn? Want to learn how to support your crew when they have left the safety of orbit? Come learn how to party safely as well as some festival self care 101 for you and your crew. Maybe even sign up for a shift or two with us too! 😉

Discussion / Conversation, Health & Wellness

Wednesday, Thursday

Traditional Hookah

12:00 pm - 1:00 pm at Hookah Road

Are you more a fan of the traditional molasses/tobacco + coal hookah? If so pop over and enjoy some deliciousness

Chillout

Thursday

R18

Wire your attire

12:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Stitch & Bitch

Bring your hat, coat, jacket or dragon, and we will help you transform it into a glowing work of art with Electro luminescent wire. Basic sewing skills an advantage. We can also assist with small sewing repairs.

Arts & Crafts, Workshop

Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Liberation Theatre

12:00 pm at Centre for Change

Liberation Theatre games! A series of playful games designed to shed light on our roles as oppressors and oppressed. Liberation Theatre games are a whirlwind of humour and humility, sudden challenges and silliness. Jump into deep fun, and be glad you did.

Games

Thursday

Pleasure Awakening

12:30 pm - 2:00 pm at Very Alternative Gathering

Self-Pleasure Queen Bia Bliss will teach you how to fill up your own cup and ignite your pleasure with simple practices. This is a PG, and NOT a "masturbation " workshop – you will get an invitation for the masturbation workshop when you attend this event;)
Presented by Eros Temple

Health & Wellness, Workshop

Thursday

Daytime Playtime

12:00 pm - 6:00 pm at Tangerine Steeze

Welcome to the hottest day party on the Paddock. Come shake your booty at the Tangerine Steeze to our fresh tunes. Our sound train travels through all lands from drum & bass ville via hip-hop central to dancehall city and beyond.

Party

Thursday, Saturday

Nude Life Drawing with Bjork

12:00 pm - 2:00 pm at Vaguely Problematic

I am a fountain of blood in the shape of a girl. Watch me and my fleshy human bodied friends, with beaaaaaaards, and bones like whale bones, and pearls, oscillate and undulate to the sounds of pencils and crayyyyons going *shweesh, swoosh, shhhketch shhhhhhhhhhhhhletch. I will be judging your work as harshly as the pain of childbirth. Come draw with MeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE!
Artists and Models wanted.

Arts & Crafts

Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Roaring 20s High Tea

12:30 pm - 1:30 pm at Pillowtopia

Ladies, men and gentlethems! Grab your bowties, cloches and stylish manes to join the highest of high teas. Tea and dainty snacks provided. Please BYO vessel, Oh My’s and modestly immodest conversation. We want your stuffiest pomp, your most tally ho wat wat, your best ‘I do beg your pardon’, your fearsome roars, your champion chin chin’s and monocle popping gossip! Come spill the tea 20s style!

Chillout, Discussion / Conversation, Food & Drink

Thursday

R18

Creamhole licking

12:00 pm - 4:00 pm at LICK MY CREAMHOLE

Every day is a daily day at lick my creamhole

Food & Drink

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

DIY Face painting

12:00 pm - 6:00 pm at SolarSails

Brighten up your day/evening with our DIY face painting station.

Arts & Crafts

Thursday

Massage

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm at Centre for Change

Beginners massage workshop: come learn basic anatomy, technique and structure.

Workshop

Thursday

1st Auckland burners meet up of the year Auckland Burners Society Keg ‘n’ Kornflakes

1:30 pm - 2:30 pm at Centre Camp

The Auckland Burners Society is drinking your beer! Get in on the pilfering of public funds whilst its cold (and frothy)
We seek to co-create a thriving burner ecosystem in Tāmaki-makau-rau that welcomes and extends the magic all year round. We are especially eager to entertain auckland based theme camp instigators as we aspire to be a hub and go between for our eclectic tribe.

Discussion / Conversation, Food & Drink

Thursday

Guac and margaritas rock

1:00 pm - 1:30 pm at Camp No-Fun

Come rock out with your guac out. Grab a corn chip and dip on into our bucket of moley, while head banging and chewing like you mean it. Have a cheeky margarita whilst your at it!

Food & Drink

Thursday

Bored games at camp no-fun

1:30 pm - 3:00 pm at Camp No-Fun

Board games! You name it, me might have it! Come lax on our rugs, dip into some 70’s vinyl and challenge someone to some good old fashion family fun.

Games

Thursday

Daily Games Session

1:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Paradiso Tropicale

Do you have a competitive streak? Do you find pleasure in spiking balls, swinging mallets, and rolling skulls?
Then swing by Paradiso Tropicale for a range of games including Vigorous Volleyball, Carousing Cornholio, Kinky Kubb, and more!

Games

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

2020: Let’s Do This!

1:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Fuck Baozi

How many times have you heard (or said) "thank fuck 2019 is over!"?? Whether it was topsy-turvy or smooth sailing, let's take some time to reflect on all that made 2019 one to remember. Hear inspiring stories, provide support and encouragement, and formulate a killer plan to make sure 2020 kicks some serious ass! (Paper and pens provided)

Discussion / Conversation, Health & Wellness, Workshop

Thursday

Hawaiian Shaved Ice

1:00 pm - 2:00 am at Cool School Camp

Chill the hell out with our mouthwatering flavors and colors. Our chef artists will transform a mountain of ice into delicious works of art. Choose your flavors and choose your line–Nyce line if you are naturally patient or Naughty line where you show us your junk and jump to the front of the queue!

Food & Drink

Wednesday, Thursday

R18

Boards, Books & Beats

1:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Paradox

Escape the afternoon sun and come chill in the Paradox Cantina for an afternoon of downtempo and progressive electronic music. Bring a book or board game or pick from our selection. Drinks and shisha will be on offer. Droids and blasters not permitted. Smugglers can expect to be closely watched.

Chillout

Thursday

Hishi Karada – Rope Suit

1:00 pm at The Den

Demonstration/workshops of rope as costume. Times to be sorted depending on weather, surrounding events, and – you know – everything. Ask if you can’t see the notice.

Performance, Workshop

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

R18

The Brussel Sprout BBQ

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm at Camp No-Fun

Who could think of a less fun vegetable than brussel sprouts!? If you’re sick of 2 minute noodles and muesli bars, then come join us at Camp No Fun for a fry up of fresh and healthy but horribly mundane vegetables. If you’re feeling extra bored, then we’ll have some veggie kebabs marinated in a total fuck-you hot sauce for extra not fun. BYO plates and cutlery.

Food & Drink

Thursday

Pool Party Discorama

1:30 pm - 3:30 pm at Paradiso Tropicale

Need to cool off under the hot sun and wet your whistle and have some fun?
Come join us for a pool party discorama! To complement our festival games, we'll be serving island style disco tunes and party punch so you can enjoy your sip with a dip or make a splash!
Unicorns, mermades and sea horses welcome!

Party

Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Ministry of Silly Walks

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at The Playhouse

Do you need more spring in your step? How about sproing? Or Schpadoinkle? … Would you like some?
Do you have a silly walk already and want to share?
Come to the Ministry of Silly Walks – you show us yours and we'll show you ours. Have some fun, get a little wild. No experience necessary, but plenty to be had.

Performance, Workshop

Thursday

Shibari – Japanese Rope Bondage

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Very Alternative Gathering

Shibari is the Japanese art of rope bondage. We will talk about safety considerations and then you can learn the most fundamental tie to shibari and time permitting another decorative or fun tie. We will run the beginners class everyday, with the opportunity for some intermediate groups later in the week! Why knot join us?

Workshop

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

R18

Sigil Making

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Whytch Camp?

Sexy and sigilicious magick making! Create an intention, design a symbol, then make it into an object to take with you through Kiwiburn and beyond…

Arts & Crafts, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop

Thursday

fiery faerey soulscapes

2:00 pm at peace and love

Humanise your spiritual experience with peace and love. We play good vibration spiritual based tunes for those who like to feed their soul. Bring your own selections too! @2pm daily we have discussions and readings from guests who want to share and enhance the delight of being.

Chillout, Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Burners in Business

2:00 pm - 4:00 pm at The Burrowing Pufferfish

Do you run a business and want to be more burner about it? Have an idea but no idea where to start? Just plain stuck? Or do you want to just connect with more burners in business?

This is the space for you!

This is a conversation as we explore some of the challengers and discuss the amazing possibilities and see where we end up!

Discussion / Conversation

Thursday

Moist Gaping Opening of Swingers Inn/ Fun House

2:00 pm at Vaguely Problematic

Don’t let appearances fool you… it’s what’s on the inside that counts. Swing inside our garden of fantasy to get your mouth wet and your fingers sticky. Biodegradable wet wipes are recommended after a visit to this establishment, or you can just lick yourself clean.

Food & Drink, Party

Thursday

R18

Colorful Crazy Opening of Art Bar

2:00 pm at Vaguely Problematic

Want to have a night on the piss and paint the town red? Our bar is a blank canvas for all your festival inspired angsty art. Psychedelic utopias, bad-trip hellscapes, a good old-fashioned cock-and-balls, or an O'Keefe aspirational vulva sketch, paint what you like. Our camp art critics may shower you with hugs and compliments or look down at your infantile and effete attempts at self expression.

Arts & Crafts, Food & Drink, Party

Thursday

The chilli quiz

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Popcorner

Have you ever seen the show “hot ones” well this is a blend of that and a quiz (eating the chilli is optional but will gain you extra points for your team if you eat it)
As the questions get harder as the sauces dipped popcorn get hotter.

Food & Drink, Games

Thursday, Saturday

Mindfulness with Sam

3:00 pm at The Hangout

Take a quiet walk with sam on this guided mindful journey

Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing

Thursday

Kinky safety & etiquette, consent & negotiation workshop.

3:30 pm - 4:30 pm at Very Alternative Gathering

This workshop is a prerequisite for the Very Alternative Play Party on Friday night. We will discuss the safety considerations of using our kinky toys and furniture, talk about the etiquette of attending a play party and chat about consent and how to negotiate play.

Talk / Lecture, Workshop

Thursday

R18

Poly 101

3:00 pm - 4:00 pm at Centre for Change

Join this workshop/ discussion circle and learn about alternative relationship structures like relationship anarchy. Being poly is all about crafting intentional relationships in your life, questioning inherited norms, treating other humans with respect and practicing empathy. Come learn what it’s all about before partaking in our campmate’s Poly wedding this Friday at 4h20.

Workshop

Thursday

Keith Day Night

3:00 pm - 7:00 pm at Mu Mu Land

Afternoon sounds from the underground
Slushies from the minibar!
Occasional Shark Attack.

Chillout

Thursday

Open Piano Hour

3:00 pm - 4:00 pm at Hooch ‘n’ Booch

Every hour is open piano hour if you open the piano. Come and amuse yourselves while we moisten your gullets with rotten fruity vinegar tea.

Chillout, Performance

Thursday

Meet the Minters

3:00 pm - 6:00 pm at Mint Country Club

Come for some one on one with the mintiest Minters on the paddock. Ice cold gin and tonics, cucumber club sammys, lawn sports, games, green clothing line, prize for the most minty dressed. Come get yourself a MCC wrist band. (Gin or tonic donations very welcome)
(after or during the “Meet the Minters” party. Group photo – all Minters and guests wearing green out front of MCC camp.)

Chillout, Food & Drink, Party

Thursday

Bob’s Burgers

3:00 pm - 4:00 pm at Hookah Road

Serving up mouth watering plant based deliciousness.
Today's delicacy: Sausages!

Food & Drink

Thursday

Make your own journal

3:00 pm - 5:00 pm at The Playhouse

Immortalise your burn in a journal made by your own two hands.
No experience required. Come along to learn some simple creative book making techniques and create a book of your own.
Materials provided but limited. Feel free to bring some paper or decorations to share but keep it MOOP friendly

Arts & Crafts, Workshop

Thursday

Wonderous Word Wizard

3:00 pm - 5:00 pm at The Playhouse

Fanciful. Whimsical. Scholarstical. Good. These words—and more—could be used to describe none other than YOU! Sit down with our resident Word Wizard (poor arts graduate) and he will use his Arcane Spellbook (second hand thesaurus) and with the power of Literary Magic (my degree does nothing please send help) he will divine three words that encapsulate your essence and gift them to you via a card!

Chillout, Discussion / Conversation, Performance

Thursday

The Strange History of Tarot

3:00 pm - 4:00 pm at Pillowtopia

Join Danny for a whirlwind tour of the strange and wonderful history of Tarot cards, learn how a simple parlour game birthed the default divination tool of the modern era, explore how and why it works as a means for self-discovery and narrative-building and try your hand at reading!

Spiritual & Healing, Talk / Lecture, Workshop

Thursday

Handshapes, Fingers and Thumbs

3:30 pm - 5:00 pm at Pepperland

A participatory workshop exploring the deep knowledge within handshapes, fingers and thumbs.

Spiritual & Healing

Thursday

Solar power, LED lighting and the wonders of worshiping 12v DC

3:00 pm - 4:30 pm at Centre Camp

A look at how to build a simple solar system, why LED lights are better than sliced bread and how to worship the Gods of Low Voltage

Workshop

Thursday

Handreading – handshapes, fingers and thumbs

3:30 pm - 5:00 pm at Pepperland

The hands are at the nexus of the inter-reflection of mind and body. Buddhist traditions of handreading provide the symbolism by which the features of both the shape and lines can be interpreted in a significant and meaningful manner through the symbolic language of the five elements, Earth, Water, Fire, Air and Ether. Handreading is a powerful tool for insight, discovery and self revelation.

Workshop

Thursday

Jorting: A Gentleman’s Chore

4:00 pm at The Ephectic Eclectic

Celebrate the life of jeans well lived and loved in… by respectfully severing their lengths! This tradition may seem barbaric, but an open mind can unlock the potential of an exposed calf – or perhaps even a knee for the daring. The Eclectic invite distinguished individuals of any gender to bring their open arms, zippers and minds (as well as their own pair of jeans to transmute in ceremony).

Arts & Crafts, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop

Thursday

R18

Contact Improv

4:00 pm - 5:30 am at Centre for Change

This workshop will introduce you to the basics of Contact Improv and will give you tools to confidently connect outside a workshop environment, in and out of the dance. You will reclaim your capacity to move naturally with flow and freedom building a connection with yourself, others and surroundings.

Workshop

Thursday

Pre Ball Art Jam

4:00 pm - 7:00 pm at funkhutt

Come get arty before the party!!! Do you want to get your creative freak on? Like, literally . . . on your skin? Come along to the Pre-Ball Art Jam at the Funkhutt and make a masquerade mask, or get some face/body paint on you before the UV Ball.

Arts & Crafts

Thursday

Self-defense for beginners

4:00 pm - 5:30 pm at Pangea

Have you ever been in danger and wished you knew how to react? In this workshop we’ll go through a series of situations you might one day find yourself into. We’ll see how to de-escalate conflict and how to defend yourself if necessary.

We'll create a safe non-judgmental space and see simple defenses that don’t require strength or previous skills. Bring confortable clothes with you.

Health & Wellness, Workshop

Thursday

Bi/Pan/Multi/Omni sexual hangout

4:00 pm - 5:00 pm at Whytch Camp?

A lot of spaces are either gay or straight. But what if you are a bit of both? Or something in between?! General hangout and chats for anyone who feels they are somewhere on this spectrum. This subgroup of LGBT often has little visibility, so would love to share thoughts and experiences of how we exist in the world.

Chillout, Discussion / Conversation

Thursday

Wine, vinyl and intellectual conversation

4:00 pm - 5:00 pm at Camp No-Fun

Moving forward with the afternoon, we’re getting serious. Sip on a merlot, crack into some jazz and let’s discuss the complexities of life

Discussion / Conversation

Thursday

Storytime

4:45 pm - 5:30 pm at Playful pixies and sleeping beauties

Come have fun at the witching hour. Kids of all ages will enjoy the acting out of stories.

Performance

Thursday, Friday

Intro to Massage with Joe

4:30 pm - 5:30 pm at Pillowtopia

Massage is not only good for your mental and physical well-being, but also a great way to connect with other human beings. Learning the basics of massage with this class will give you more confidence to make other people feel good, and develop a deeper knowledge of your own body. Joe has a experience with a mix of Swedish, Thai, Sports and Indian techniques.

Health & Wellness, Workshop

Thursday

Heart Badge Making Workshop

4:00 pm - 5:00 pm at Pepperland

Craft your own Sergeant Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Badge. Sewing love through Pepperland and beyond.

Arts & Crafts

Thursday

Yin Yoga + Vocal Drone Soundscape

5:00 pm at The Hangout

Come slow down and release with a yummy Yin Yoga practice to ground you for the evening. We won’t be needing props but feel free to bring a pillow for extra comfort and a jumper, blankie or scarf for Savasana.

Health & Wellness, Performance

Thursday

Witches Ritual for Earth

5:30 pm - 6:30 pm at Whytch Camp?

Anarchistic jam session-style magical ritual. Ground and check in with the elements of Earth and yourself. Cast circle, invite elements, and go between the worlds to work with some earthy wisdom.

Spiritual & Healing

Thursday

Let’s Talk Naturism! (Nudism, Nakedness, Body Positivity, FKK)

5:00 pm at Vaguely Problematic

So you like getting your kit off (or you’re curious, excited, or intrigued), we got you! Come to our annual naturism talk. Bring your questions, thoughts, vulnerabilities; we have answers, more thoughts, and nurturing support to go around. This is a body positive, clothing optional safe space. Come clothed, come nude, come willing to dip a toe in the water, or not. Leave judgments behind.

Discussion / Conversation, Health & Wellness

Thursday

Consent Workshop

5:30 pm - 7:00 pm at Consent Club

How do we grow consent culture?
In this workshop we will discuss consent, practice bystander intervention, and explore what real accountability looks like.
Trigger warning: We will discuss assault and harmful situations. R15+

Workshop

Thursday

Interactive, Interpersonal, Interfaced, Introductions Game

5:00 pm at The Connection Section

Come play the game. The game you will play. Will you play the game? You will play the game.
One question, many answers, is yours the best? Learn about me and you and me and them.

Discussion / Conversation, Games

Thursday

Let’s Talk Sex Work

5:00 pm - 6:00 pm at Centre Camp

Always wondered about the ins and outs of sex work? Got a burning question, or a boundless curiosity about it? Come along to Centre Camp and chat to a group of wonderful humans who'd love to answer you! From stripping and cam work to escorting and full service sex work – our diverse lot are happy to help.

Chillout, Discussion / Conversation, Talk / Lecture

Thursday

R18

Witches Brews

6:30 pm - 8:30 pm at Whytch Camp?

Drinks and divination! Our bar tenders can fix you a drink or a tarot reading. Enjoy a variety of magical homebrews, herbal teas, or soup cooking on our cauldron. After ritual

Chillout, Food & Drink, Spiritual & Healing

Thursday, Saturday, Sunday

Imrpov Workshop with Cordy

6:00 pm at Pangea

Music and movement jams! Bring an instrument, your words, or just your body along for some music, clowning, improv dance, and dumb theatre games!

Games, Health & Wellness, Workshop

Thursday

Pang’s 30th Birthday Celebration

6:30 pm - 8:00 pm at Pillowtopia

Because your love and friendship have helped Pang to become who he is today, you are joyfully invited to share in this celebration of his existence! Come along to sing to Pang’s trashiest music, share your memories with him, write cute notes, and enjoy some solid ‘Pang-hugs’! Bring food to eat and share! 🙂

Chillout, Discussion / Conversation, Food & Drink, Party

Thursday

The Pepperland Experience

6:00 pm - 8:00 pm at Pepperland

For those burners who dare to venture through the Aqueerium and out through the Sea of Holes we will be offering Peppersnorting, Pizza for Peace and Beatles inspired cocktails @ Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Bar.

Party

Thursday

R18

News at 6ish

6:00 pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Live from the paddock, CNC presents the cutting edge of current affairs, sports, weather & stuff we make up on the spot. The news anchor might be cooking dinner.The weather person might be wearing no pants. The camera operator might be tripping (over). But goddammit, if it’s not the finest journalistic coverage you’ve ever seen on this paddock, I’ll eat my hat. Happening every evening around 6ish.

Performance

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Ask for What you Want (what you really really want ….)

6:00 pm - 7:00 pm at Centre Camp

Join us for an experiential workshop and hone your skills!

Discussion / Conversation, Workshop

Thursday

Abby’s 80’s Aerobics

7:00 pm at Pangea

Break out the leotards and legwarmers for some fun while you can get fit to the best sounds from the 80s. Bring yoga mat/towel and water

Health & Wellness, Party

Thursday

Salsa Class and Latin Party

7:30 pm at Fuck Baozi

Join Ellie to learn some basic salsa moves and get that bootie workin’ to the Latin beat.
We’ll start with a salsa cubana class – all levels are welcome also if you never tried it before. After the class we will continue with a spicy Salsa party!

Party, Workshop

Thursday

Screening of The Wizard Of Oz with Dark Side Of The Moon on vinyl

8:00 pm - 9:40 pm at Camp No-Fun

We’re off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of oz! Or not so wonderful. Click your heels 3 times to arrive at Camp No-Fun and watch the wizard of oz while listening to dark side of the moon 🌚

Chillout

Thursday

The Ultraviolet Masquerade Ball 2020

8:30 pm - 3:00 am at funkhutt

Experience the world of another spectrum, an alternate light, that illuminates the eclectic, and gows in the night. Costumes are highly recommended !!! The finest tunes will be played for your auditory delight, and body shaking human right. For your entertainment our selection of Dj’s will be shifting from Techno to Psychedelic and Progressive Trance.

Party

Thursday

Tight Turgid Opening of Don’t Throw Stones Bar: Body Positive Konnection Zone

8:00 pm at Vaguely Problematic

Zo, you heard about ze koolest German party on ze paddock? Tonight, we do things Berlin-style, and take our klothes off to celebrate our body positive, kink positive, weird positive, type O negative, judgment-free konnection zone. Let go of judgments so you can really love others and yourself. We ready for your nudity, never-nudity, bondage gear, pixie wings, and anysing in betweenskies, ja? Genau

Food & Drink, Party

Thursday

R18

Documentary Chill Series

8:00 pm - 9:00 pm at Centre Camp

Embrace your chill this evening for part 2 of a mini documentary series on our Solar System projected on to the Centre Camp structure. Come marvel in the beauty of our home system.

Chillout

Thursday

Open Mic/ Jam

8:00 pm - 9:00 pm at Pangea

Calling musicians of all genres. Its time to get your Jam on! Come along and meet some like minded people on stage and make some beautiful or terrible music together. Anything could happen!

Party, Performance

Thursday

Pillowtopia Lullabies

8:00 pm - 9:30 pm at Pillowtopia

Where musicians and sound-makers of all varieties and skill levels join us for an intimate acoustic open mic session. We’ll bring our most heartfelt & tender material, and support each other (whether musically or just with appreciative listening) to bring it to life with respect and sincerity.

Arts & Crafts, Chillout, Performance

Thursday

Throwback Thursday

8:00 pm - 2:00 am at The Rusty Joint

Throw back to the 80s, 90s and 00s with guilty pleasure tunes playing from 8pm

Party

Thursday

Fire Spinning

9:00 pm at Flojo

One of The Flojos offerings to the festival is a supervised fire circle! Come check out the Whiteboard for exact times but swing by the Flojo nightly for atleast A LOT of fire spinning. Please talk to us if you'd like a go we warmly welcome newcomers and are happy to guide.

Chillout, Performance

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Sex Hugs and EDM

9:30 pm at Planet Anarchy

Dress up with sparkles, you cant be too outrageous with your outfits

Party

Thursday

R18

Twerkshop

9:30 pm at Fuck Baozi

Come shake your booty and show the world what Mama gave you. Heavy beats, rap and trap music. First time twerkers welcome, booty shorts and underwear encouraged. lessons provided.

Workshop

Thursday

R18

PJs and Popcorn

9:00 pm - 11:59 pm at SolarSails

Come in your most comfy pyjamas and enjoy popcorn, chai and a movie as night falls.

Chillout, Food & Drink

Thursday

Stumbling in the dark – night time art tour

9:00 pm at ARTery

Come stumble in the dark and learn about kiwiburns talented artists! Bring ya mates and a torch or a mate with a torch and lets admire some art together!!

Discussion / Conversation

Thursday

Squat Party!!

9:00 pm - 3:00 am at The Effigy

Whoop Whoop!… It’s the sound of the police. Well hopefully not.
Time to occupy the unoccupied, to party in the long forgotten. We found an unused section just begging for a sound system. Join us Thursday night for a one-off secret Rave! Find your fluro & big furry boots and get ready to stomp to some energised hard beats. Ask our crew in the paddock or call the party hotline on 0800 LETS RAVE

Party

Thursday

Jam Roulette

9:00 pm - 10:00 pm at Pangea

Carrying on from the jam night, this section will see our participants Grooving to music with random musicians, in a random time signature, in a random key.

Party, Performance

Thursday

Yellow Submarine

9:00 pm - 10:30 pm at Pepperland

Movie night @ Pepperland: A classic 1968 psychedelic journey.

Chillout

Thursday

Psynamics Pop Up

9:00 pm - 6:00 am at Roaming

You build it, I'll map it! Renegade Projection Mapping from Dusk till Dawn. I accept bribes for bookings

Arts & Crafts, Party, Performance

Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Kitchen Party!

10:00 pm - 4:00 am at Barrio Del Chur

All the best parties are in the kitchen. FACT. Chur opens up it's infamous kitchen for a banger of a Chursday. Party night 1 of 2 at Chur – Fat bass, killer lineup (Note: Adult party environment, not suitable for children.)

Party

Thursday

Jam Night Continued

10:00 pm at Pangea

Calling all musicians! Now that we are all warmed up, it's time to tear a hole in the space time continuum. Expect random musicians finding their groove together and blasting out music that will only ever exist here and now.

Party, Performance, Spiritual & Healing

Thursday

Friday 24 January

The Menstruation station!

ALL DAY at Them Nest

Is it that time of the month? Have you been caught off guard? Or are you prepared, but looking for a more comfortable place to change your moon cup? Well fair not, we’ve got you covered! Pop over to the menstruation station to use our self-service facilities, borrow a hot-water bottle, boil your mooncup, grab a tampon and continue to enjoy your burrrrrn!

Health & Wellness

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Roaming Gin Bar

ALL DAY at Roaming

Keep an eye out for the the green umbrellas of the Mint Country Club roaming gin bar, popping up evreywhere you’d expect it!! Drinks for all those wearing green.
(Gin or tonic donations very welcome)

Food & Drink

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

R18

Revolving Clothesline @ The Depot

ALL DAY at The Depot

Ah, the Revolving Clothesline, a great Kiwiburn classic. It’s probably an all genders, many sizes clothes swap that lasts all week but that’s up to you. Come and browse for a new outfit or gift some clothes you’re are done with. Changes as much as you do.

Arts & Crafts

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Creative Dabbling

ALL DAY at The Ephectic Eclectic

Ever wanted to mess around on a guitar, or have a go with a xylophone? How about playing with clay, or trying a new board game? There's even a drop-and-go poetry post! Stop by and dabble in something new any time at The Ephectic Eclectic.

Arts & Crafts, Games

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Figure drawing classes

ALL DAY at Swing Fling

Figure drawing classes happening in the lush shade of the dome. Learn to draw or be a model! Times posted on the board outside SwingFling."

Arts & Crafts, Workshop

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Assassin

ALL DAY at The Playhouse

Meet people and kill them!
Assassin is a slightly more complicated game of tag – you find your designated weapon, you find your target, and you take your target with that weapon. If you kill your target, you take on their mission.
If you've registered pick up your first target from Playhouse on Thursday morning.
Happy hunting – humans are the most dangerous game.

Games

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

The Aqueerium and Sea of Holes

ALL DAY at Pepperland

Come and take a swim through The Aqueerium and dive into the Sea of Holes.

Chillout

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Themecamp capture the flag

ALL DAY at The Rusty Joint

Enquire at The Rusty Joint

Games

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

The Path to Adulthood

ALL DAY at Childish Adultish

Run this cool little obstacle course to be the Childish Adultish individual you always wanted to be. make it through to win a prize and become an Adult that can have big-people fun with us.

Games

Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Explore your Senses

ALL DAY at The Sensory Dispensary

The Sensory Dispensary is open 25 hours a day! Don't forget to drop by any time you need a comfy spot to indulge, delight or challenge your senses of touch, smell, sight, taste, sound and beyond… Whether it's 3pm or 3am, our shelves full of sensory curiosities are always available for your perusal!

Chillout

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Deepfry Friday

ALL DAY at The Hangout

You bring it, we fry it!
This is your chance to create your very own franken-frien creation. Come with us on a deep dive on the physical and meta-physical limits of superheated triglyceride solution.
But wait theres more. Our all day chip-thon means that we will be dishing up piping hot chips on the hour every hour (subject to demand). Come chomp some chups with us.

Food & Drink

Friday

Talk N Chill

ALL DAY at In2theLight

Share your hurt, joy, issues, confusion, heartdache with us, we love to listen.
Drop in or pop a note in to our letter box if you want us to find you x

Discussion / Conversation

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Limited appeal

2:00 am - 3:00 am at The Rusty Joint

Heavy bass, hard breaks, inconsiderate glitchiness.

Party

Friday

Moustique Arabellum

5:30 am at Tangerine Steeze

(not actually at Tangerine Steeze – just across the road from them). As the sun is coming up and you are coming down, pour yourself onto the softened floor of jUtebox Camp Camp for a morning of Moustique Arrabellum. Gentle squidge, platters of fruit, refreshing teas and soothing live music to revel in the delight of the world, while horizontal in the sunrise spot.

Chillout, Performance

Friday

Postal Techniques

7:59 am - 1:04 pm at Pups Paddock Post

Spice up your postie run with our hot new letter delivery techniques. Some of them are literally hot. You’ll see. At 1:30pm, maybe.

Workshop

Friday

Join us for Ashtanga!

8:00 am at SolarSails

We are NOT yoga teachers – merely ardent practitioners. We’ll be practising a ‘lite’ version of the Ashtanga sequence every morning and we’d love to share the practise with you! No experience necessary, BYO mat.

Health & Wellness

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Legs Appreciation Club

8:00 am - 9:00 am at The Depot

Show your legs you love them by taking them for a jog around Kiwiburn. Take in the sights of the surrounds, expend any pent up energy and regard your lower limbs with a new found admiration. Vegan baking will reward all runners. Eccentric exercise gear and leg related puns welcomed but not compulsory.

Health & Wellness

Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Yoga

8:00 am - 9:30 am at Swing Fling

Experience a relaxed yin style flow , to release any tension and stretch your body as we journey inward. BYO mat or suitable alternative. Namaste.

Health & Wellness

Friday

Gold ‘n’ Grooves ‘n’ Granola

8:00 am at Pangea

Homemade granola (nom nom). Wear gold, groove to the funky tunes, and have a communal breakfast. People are welcome to bring their own contribution too. Multiple milks for the granola will be on offer to suit all tastes.

Food & Drink, Party

Friday

The Gift Box

8:00 am at ARTery

Do you long to own a fine collection of artworks? Are you an artist/crafter/maker who wants to share your talents? Then come on by to the “Gift Box” with a stick figure drawing, or a stick you whittled for hours! An oil painting you did a year ago, or something ya whipped up at the burn (perhaps in the ARTery?) Pick up a new handmade treasure or drop one off in the marked box.

Arts & Crafts

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Meditation

9:00 am at SolarSails

The future is mindfulness! We’ll be sitting for a 30 minute meditation (from the Waking Up app) every morning and we’d love you to join us. Come share in the collective consciousness! High chances we’ll offer you a tea afterwards. BYO awareness.

Health & Wellness

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

E-moti-ON

9:45 am - 11:45 am at Very Alternative Gathering

Eros Temple is calling all Conscious men who are willing to witness the feminine in all of it’s rage, passion & beauty. Women, this space is for you! A life changing event!
A playa favourite for the first time in the paddock.

Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop

Friday

R18

Hatha Nidra Yoga

9:30 am - 10:45 am at Centre Camp

Find your state of depper consciousness beginning with a series of Traditional Hatha Yoga Sun Salutations completed with a Yogic sleep with trace awareness (Yoga Nidra).

Health & Wellness

Friday

Macaroni art workshop

9:00 am - 10:00 am at Pepperland

Learn and experience Macaroni art with Xavier. All materials provided. Come along and create!

Arts & Crafts

Friday

FLASHHH AHHHH!

9:00 am at Roaming

Expose yourself to art and flash back with the wandering FLASH mob. You won’t know what hits you, but you’ll know you’ve been hit. Happening around your camp and brought to you by “Camp Nipple Clamp #notasexcamp”

Performance

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Flow Arts workshops

10:00 am - 9:00 pm at Flojo

Check the Whiteboard at Flojo! we shall be offering workshops in staff, juggling, yoga, Poi and various other flow arts/movement-related practices. These will be running roughly 10am-4pm Thurs-Sun but can vary so float by and check the Whiteboard for exacts! also come say hi If you wanna schedule a workshop! we have a huge shade space and plenty of props

Chillout, Health & Wellness, Workshop

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Naked Yoga

10:00 am at Barrio Del Chur

Yoga with naked Jan.
Feel free to Let go of your clothes and your body issues and let the sun eat your ass.

Spiritual & Healing

Friday

Morning Nude Yoga

10:00 am at Vaguely Problematic

Crawl out of bed and yawn your way over to camp Vaguely Problematic to downward your dogs, to warrior your ones and twos, and to stretch your Yonis and your Scrotes in glorious suns and buns salutations.

Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing

Friday

The Best Sex You Never Had

10:00 am - 11:00 am at Cool School Camp

Ask and get a “fuck yeah” before touching. Explore each other’s deepest desires and expectations. Are unrealistic expectations premeditated resentments? Beware!

Workshop

Friday

R18

Kundalini Yoga with Devita

10:00 am - 10:55 am at Camp Devita

A not-too-early-but-slighly-early morning Kundalini Yoga class at the Shrine of Devita. Stretch, breathe, wring last night out of your body and set intentions for the day ahead. Bring a blanket or towel to sit on (or just lay down if that's what you need to do). Complementary electrolytes provided ☆

Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Aerial Hoop Workshop

10:00 am - 11:00 am at Swing Fling

That metal ring that hangs in the air, wanna come play make some shapes while you hang off different limbs and move around ? And then take them for a spin??
Well that metal ring is called an aerial hoop, lyra or cercau. There are probably other names too. Note-please wear appropriate clothing, no zippers-leggings are great and bring a drink bottle

All levels welcome

Workshop

Friday

Beginner’s rope dart

10:00 am at The Playhouse

Join Bubbles to learn the basic of rope dart. You know that really long poi-like flow toy? That's rope dart. I'll teach you the basics of rope control, planes, turns, shoots, and wraps – once you know these, most of the rest of rope dart is just practice and flair.

Workshop

Friday

Snugs and Tea

10:00 am at Pillowtopia

Our bell tent and main structure space are for frolicking folks to gather, chatter and snuggle when in need of chill time. Open and available all day and night (when there aren’t any workshops or events being hosted). Tea station for hot drinks frequently available 🙂

Chillout, Food & Drink

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Men’s Connection Circle

10:30 am at The Connection Section

A guided sharing circle for men and male identifying folk. Come get to know each other in a meaningful way while we listen and share. The circle will be themed around what a healthy masculinity means to you.

Discussion / Conversation

Friday

Funky Friday

10:00 am - 4:00 pm at The Rusty Joint

10am-4pm It gets funkier, but every time it gets funkier, it gets funkier.

Party

Friday

Heckling Workshops

11:00 am - 9:00 pm at Two Couches and a Rug

Sit on a couch or a rug, drink a warm DoBro, and join in the banter. Experienced hecklers will be on hand to guide you through your shouty journey of self-discovery. Megaphones available for use.

Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

R18

Psychological Resilience in Times of Hope and Despair

11:00 am - 12:00 am at Centre for Change

Climate change-related trauma can be a crippling burden to bear. Join activist and sustainability consultant Leo Murray shares his story of climate anxiety breakdown and the school of will which allowed him to continue working as a changemaker.

Talk / Lecture

Friday

Eat N Chill

11:00 am - 12:30 pm at In2theLight

Brunch 4 Every1!

Byo vessels!

Vegan Blueberry Pancakes on Fri & Sat (until we run out)

Food & Drink

Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Chakra Khan Disco Yoga Flow

11:00 am - 12:00 pm at The Burrowing Pufferfish

Following a tantalizing paddock debut in 2018, Disco Yogi sensation Chakra Khan is back. Armed with a set list full of dynamite disco classics and a series of questionable yoga poses, Chakra Khan is guaranteed to have ya shimmying, shaking and sweating as you boogie on down dog! It's yoga, it's disco, and it's a whole lot of fun!

Party, Performance, Workshop

Friday

Kiwiburn Community Talks #2 – The 10 principles of Burning Man for beginners

11:00 am - 12:00 pm at Centre Camp

New to the paddock? New to the culture and community? New to Kiwiburn and Burning Man?

To embrace burner culture, the principles must be embraced too. It speaks to our community’s very survival.
So, come along to this community talk and learn about the 10 principles and why Burners consider them to be so important. Learn the nuances of the principles and understand how they all connect togethe

Talk / Lecture

Friday

Heavy Metal Hair Straightening

11:00 am - 12:00 pm at Vaguely Problematic

YOUR CURLY HAIR IS EMBARRASSING BOTH OF US! Come PRAY THE WAVE AWAY and get STRAIGHT at Vaguely Problematic. We will BURN DINOSAURS to give you enough RAW POWER to BLOW YOURSELF. Kurls are kancelled, Kylie‼! Straighten your haaaaaaaiiiiirrrr!

Arts & Crafts, Health & Wellness, Performance

Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Light Your Inner Fire

11:00 am - 1:00 pm at Pangea

Come play with your Chinese element of Fire . The summer is the season of blossoming through the power of heartfelt connection , giving and receiving. We will do yoga, partner yoga, dance , play, touch with some basic Zen Thai massage. Presented by Eros Temple

Talk / Lecture, Workshop

Friday

Pillow-tie-pia

11:00 am - 12:00 pm at Pillowtopia

Do you know any naughty pillows that need to learn their place? Come along and learn beginner pillow based rope bondage. Let’s practice ties on fully consenting pillows provided. If you don’t feel comfortable tying our pillows you are welcome to bring a friend to tie instead. If you have rope please bring it along as we have limited supplies.

Workshop

Friday

R18

Heart Sharing Circle

11:00 am at Existentially Bent

A sacred space of deep listening. How we do it: Say your name, one person speaks at a time with neither interruptions nor dialogue, speak from the heart, listen with respect, confidential – what is said here stays here unless someone is unsafe.

Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Human battleships

11:59 am - 1:00 pm at Popcorner

A life size variant of the board game battleships; played with humans and MOIST sponges.

Games

Friday

Healing Meditation

11:00 am - 12:00 pm at Pepperland

Delve into the subconscious and heal some inner turmoil. Beginners welcome!

Spiritual & Healing

Friday

Hacky/Football Jam with Vinaldinho

12:00 pm at The Hangout

Come one come all and kick the sack

Games

Thursday, Friday

Polyamorous gathering

12:00 pm - 1:30 pm at Very Alternative Gathering

An informal gathering for everyone currently in, or interested in, non-monogamous and polyamorous relationships. We get together under the delight of a tea or a cold refreshment and we meet and talk about our experiences. Don’t forget to bring your own cup!

Chillout, Discussion / Conversation, Food & Drink

Friday

Co-Creating a More Beautiful World

12:00 pm - 1:00 pm at Centre for Change

Reconnect with your personal, interpersonal and ecological self through interbeing. Thought leader and changemaker Leo Murray explores the possibility of shifting our collective identity from 'mother nature' into a regenerative 'lover nature' capacity.

Workshop

Friday

Interview with a retired sex worker

12:00 pm at Planet Anarchy

Prepare to be enlightened into the good the bad and the dirty in an ex sex workers tell all. Passionate for helping others step forward. This is one to bring your Q&As to.

Discussion / Conversation, Talk / Lecture

Friday

R18

Wire your attire

12:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Stitch & Bitch

Bring your hat, coat, jacket or dragon, and we will help you transform it into a glowing work of art with Electro luminescent wire. Basic sewing skills an advantage. We can also assist with small sewing repairs.

Arts & Crafts, Workshop

Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Get Slung, Stay Hydrated!

12:30 pm - 2:00 pm at Centre Camp

Why waste one of your precious paws carrying a drink bottle when you could wear it like an evolved human? Come and craft yourself a Sling, the nifty string that keeps your bottle & cup close so you can stay hydrated with hands free!

Arts & Crafts, Workshop

Friday

A crafternoon of cranking macrame creations

12:00 pm - 2:00 pm at Let’s Torque

Citrine around camp with no jewels? Last jewellery workshop fluorite over your head? We're garnet teach you everything you need to know. Come along to our macrame session where we will be ena-bling you to make your own jewellery*. BYO scissors, stones, threadz, lighters and beads, if you can, and we will have some to share too. You’re in for an absolute pearler. *Actual results may vary.

Arts & Crafts, Workshop

Friday

NVC workshop

12:00 pm - 2:00 pm at Tangerine Steeze

An introduction to the principles of Non-Violent Communication. We will go over the theory and uses for individual and systemic social change, with a chance to practice the basics with a game of Empathy Poker!

Workshop

Friday

Dyeing with food waste

12:00 pm - 3:00 pm at The Playhouse

This is an invitation to have a look at what is left over after we prep our food, see what we can do with it while honoring the spirit of waste reduction and leaving no trace. Come and have a play with colours, designs and fabric, be creative and curios and create a little piece of art you can take home with you. All materials provided, but limited spaces.

Chillout, Discussion / Conversation, Performance

Friday

Nude Life Drawing with Bjork

12:00 pm - 2:00 pm at Vaguely Problematic

I am a fountain of blood in the shape of a girl. Watch me and my fleshy human bodied friends, with beaaaaaaards, and bones like whale bones, and pearls, oscillate and undulate to the sounds of pencils and crayyyyons going *shweesh, swoosh, shhhketch shhhhhhhhhhhhhletch. I will be judging your work as harshly as the pain of childbirth. Come draw with MeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE!
Artists and Models wanted.

Arts & Crafts

Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Creamhole licking

12:00 pm - 4:00 pm at LICK MY CREAMHOLE

Every day is a daily day at lick my creamhole

Food & Drink

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Shibari

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm at Barrio Del Chur

We’ll be exploring the history, what to do be aware of and some basic knots. Come and step into the world of this ancient Japanese artistic form of rope bondage! Everyone is welcome from total beginner to experienced rigger. If you don’t have your own ropes, we can lend you them. This workshop is best attended as a couple, but singles are welcome too since there’s usually someone to pair up with.

Workshop

Friday

Life Drawing

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm at Centre for Change

Ever wanted to try your hand at figure drawing? Even if you're not normally a visual artist, a life drawing session is an awesome event to experience once in your life! Remember, the process of creating is magical and more valuable than the end product. Come chat with more experienced artists and have a go at drawing fun lines and shadows from a real life nude model. Paper/pencils provided.

Arts & Crafts, Workshop

Friday

Fungus breeding

1:01 pm at SolarSails

From spores to fruiting bodies: Sharing vague ideas about the cultivation of fungi.

Discussion / Conversation, Talk / Lecture, Workshop

Friday

Neuroscience of Emotion

1:00 pm - 2:15 pm at funkhutt

A body-mind perspective on how we think and feel, what goes wrong, and how to change. Learn to regulate, and experience a deeper awareness of your emotional body. Presented by Eros Temple

Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop

Friday

Solar Panels ‘n Popsicles

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm at Paradox

Paradox is taking you to the centre of our solar system. Learn about harnessing the sun to store and use energy! Let’s talk physics, math, equipment, budgets and safety – while cooling off on our cantina’s popsicles. Hosted by Strugs.

Workshop

Friday

Daily Games Session

1:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Paradiso Tropicale

Do you have a competitive streak? Do you find pleasure in spiking balls, swinging mallets, and rolling skulls?
Then swing by Paradiso Tropicale for a range of games including Vigorous Volleyball, Carousing Cornholio, Kinky Kubb, and more!

Games

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Hishi Karada – Rope Suit

1:00 pm at The Den

Demonstration/workshops of rope as costume. Times to be sorted depending on weather, surrounding events, and – you know – everything. Ask if you can’t see the notice.

Performance, Workshop

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

R18

Armagammon

1:00 pm - 2:30 pm at Pillowtopia

Bring: Your backgammon board
Who: Anyone keen on rolling the dice (Across a gammon board)
Double six, or snake eyes? The oldest board game in the world is still fun! Roll the dice with other gammoners. From newbs to pros all are welcome. Clothing optional.

Games

Friday

Connection Now!

1:00 pm - 3:30 pm at The Connection Section

A life size gaming event by The Connection Section, featuring you, and me, and you. This is a communal event that encourages radical inclusion in all shapes and forms and connects you with your fellow burners through a series of questions and tasks. Expect the game to bring out our true colours, challenge your artistic abilities, and fill socks with pals upon pals.

Games

Friday

R18

MOOP Play

1:00 pm - 3:00 pm at The Sensory Dispensary

We’re pulling out all our best squishy, gooey and beady bits for your sensory pleasure! Some of our most excellent sensations are catastrophically MOOPY so they can only come out for a couple of supervised hours- don’t miss it!

Arts & Crafts, Chillout

Friday

Pool Party Discorama

1:30 pm - 3:30 pm at Paradiso Tropicale

Need to cool off under the hot sun and wet your whistle and have some fun?
Come join us for a pool party discorama! To complement our festival games, we'll be serving island style disco tunes and party punch so you can enjoy your sip with a dip or make a splash!
Unicorns, mermades and sea horses welcome!

Party

Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Ewe Paul’s Dag Race – The A & P Show

2:00 pm - 4:00 pm at Two Couches and a Rug

The hit Fringe Festival show comes to the paddock! Your host Feather Unsure presents an interactive afternoon of A & P Show inspired games.

Join in as a competitor or just sit back, watch, and heckle. Games include Fux Wonderhumans Agility, Sack Race, 3 Legged Race, Egg & Spoon Race, Human Speed Shearing, Gumboot Toss, and Tiny Bicycle Pool Noodle Jousting.

Games, Performance

Friday

R18

Shibari – Japanese Rope Bondage

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Very Alternative Gathering

Shibari is the Japanese art of rope bondage. We will talk about safety considerations and then you can learn the most fundamental tie to shibari and time permitting another decorative or fun tie. We will run the beginners class everyday, with the opportunity for some intermediate groups later in the week! Why knot join us?

Workshop

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

R18

Druid Afternoon Tea

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Whytch Camp?

Come and brew a cup of tea from foraged herbs and plants! This is an adventure in learning to work with plants and trees and an introduction to Druidry

Food & Drink, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop

Friday

Oil sliding

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Barrio Del Chur

OIL SLIDE 20 – 30 people, naked but with goggles or blind folds, will slide around on flat ground on a large tarpaulin, covered in soy oil. It’s not a grope fest, but an exercise in sensuality: How to just move over, under and between other bodies in the most fun way. Ideally you don’t know who the other person is. You don’t talk. Your skin will guide you. Oxytocin overkill guaranteed!

Workshop

Friday

fiery faerey soulscapes

2:00 pm at peace and love

Humanise your spiritual experience with peace and love. We play good vibration spiritual based tunes for those who like to feed their soul. Bring your own selections too! @2pm daily we have discussions and readings from guests who want to share and enhance the delight of being.

Chillout, Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Eye Gazing

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Centre for Change

Receive the gift of presence and witness your burner whanau with new eyes. Together we will journey a space of connection and learn to create greater depth within us, within every interaction. During this eye gazing workshop we’ll explore ways to invite more intimacy into our lives. Come with curiosity and an open heart.

Workshop

Friday

Traditional Hookah

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Hookah Road

Are you more a fan of the traditional molasses/tobacco + coal hookah? If so pop over and enjoy some deliciousness

Chillout

Friday

R18

Te Tiriti o Waitangi Workshop

2:00 pm - 3:30 pm at Them Nest

SamKate (Taranaki, Te Āti Awa) and Zoë (Ngāti Pākehā) both went to high school in Aotearoa NZ, and neither came away with a satisfactory understanding of Te Tiriti o Waitangi, colonisation, biculturalism, or how to not be racist. Maybe you're the same! This is a workshop space to start looking at some of these things 😀

Discussion / Conversation, Workshop

Friday

Kiwiburn Community Talks #3 – An advanced look at the 11 principles of Burning Man (Yes, 11!)

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Centre Camp

Know the principles pretty well do ya? There's always room to learn more.

We have all seen a burner (or two) try to manipulate the interpretation of the principles to suit their own ends. We've seen burners mistakenly use the principles as stand-alone principles and not interconnected. Learn beyond the basics, don't be that person. Take an advanced look and expand your understanding.

Talk / Lecture

Friday

Nude Story SLAM

2:00 pm at Vaguely Problematic

You know that dream where you realize you’re naked in front of an audience? This is that, except the audience is naked too. Bring a true, 5 minute story on the theme BARE. Stories of revealing yourself literally and figuratively, when you fell out of the closet or came out of your briefs, risking comfort zones, embracing new horizons.

Discussion / Conversation, Performance, Talk / Lecture

Friday

Navigating Social Agreements, Relationships, and Intimacy.

2:00 pm at Fuck Baozi

Across our lives we play out roles in our relationships. Expectations can come into play without intention – but why is that?
Let's explore social norms around relationships and alternative ways of loving and being loved in this guided discussion/workshop

Discussion / Conversation, Health & Wellness, Talk / Lecture

Friday

Body Sniffing

2:30 pm - 3:30 pm at Tangerine Steeze

Shweet Shtinky shtanky Dank-a-licious Body Shniffing. We’ve all got body odour, some sweet like roses, some putrid like a rotting foot, some so naturally human it turns you on… if you’re into it. So come get into it! It’s your chance to consensually sniff your friends and other strangers (mostly the armpit region).

Workshop

Friday

____ Wrestling Federation

2:00 pm - 4:00 pm at Circus ole

The NWF is back for its 3rd year on paddock. Witnesses the world’s greatest spectator sport as our warriors battle for ultimate glory.

Games

Friday

Dance out your inner dragon

3:00 pm - 3:45 pm at Centre Camp

Stretch to guided imagery before some intense dancing to help find and bring out the power of your inner dragon and then relax and reflect on the wonderful things you can accomplish with your new found power. This class is designed for children – everyone welcome.

Workshop

Friday

Fiesta del Mu Mu

3:00 pm - 7:00 pm at Mu Mu Land

Ven a nuestra fiesta a beber y bailar alegremente
Slushies from the minibar!
Occasional Shark Attack.

Party

Friday

Fabulous Nipples

3:00 pm - 4:00 pm at Pangea

Do your nipples need a pick-me-up!? If so, glam them up with your very own pair of customized nipple pasties. We might even have some bubbles while we craft! All materials provided, limited spaces.

Arts & Crafts, Chillout

Friday

Intimacy and Connection -Tantra Style!

3:00 pm at Fuck Baozi

Playful workshop exploring intamcy, connection, and touch. We will experiment with expanding our sensitivity to others, and delve into the world of boundaries and consent. It’s a practical session – be ready to stroke and to be stroked

Workshop

Friday

The Karma of your Fingerprints

3:30 pm - 5:00 pm at Pepperland

A participatory workshop exploring the Karma of your fingerprints.

Spiritual & Healing

Friday

Roar Power

3:00 pm - 4:00 pm at Mystikool Jungle

Are you ready to tap into the animal within? Then it’s time to let the beast off its chain and unleash your pent-up creativity on canvas. Harnessing the healing powers of the Scream Painting Technique, you’ll be able to express yourself like never before. This guided creative workshop promises to be a scream.

Arts & Crafts, Performance, Spiritual & Healing

Friday

Art Shark

3:00 pm - 4:20 pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Kiwiburn Art Grant Committee in Association with the ARTery present…ART SHARK.A Parody of Shark Tank or Dragons Den.Come pitch your idea for a paddock innovation/art piece to the Kiwiburn Art Grant Committee.Props/prototypes/interpretive dance encouraged.We’ll reserve one lucky so-in-so up to $500 for their project from our pool of $ for Kiwiburn 2021.No jokes (but make your pitch funny)!

Arts & Crafts, Performance

Friday

Ukulele Jam

3:40 pm - 4:40 pm at Tangerine Steeze

Do you have a UKULELE?! Come on over and join us for an amateur jam session! Whether you are a beginner, mediocre, or a pro! Together we can make some noise, learn some strumming patterns and sing horribly to some cheesy songs. Feel free to bring your own songs to share, or just come along if you like to sing!

Chillout, Performance, Workshop

Friday

The Karma of your Fingerprints

3:30 pm - 5:00 pm at Pepperland

The fingerprints are an indelible feature of your hand and reveal the fundamental patterning of your consciousness in this body, in this lifetime. As each of our fingerprints are unique, so they reveal that which is unique about you. They are the signatures of your soul. Find out what fingerprint patterns you have and discover your life lessons…..

Workshop

Friday

How to Stay Alive

3:00 pm - 4:00 pm at The Hangout

Drug Harm Reduction tips & tricks with Finn and KnowYourStuff

Talk / Lecture

Friday

Vocal Drone Soundscape with Fred Marshal

4:00 pm at The Hangout

Fredd makes vocal drones and overtones, looping to create meditative soundscapes to take you on a journey. Improvised and on the fly, music for the moment. Close your eyes and join the ride

Performance

Friday

Clowns live in paradox

4:00 pm - 5:00 pm at Tangerine Steeze

Enter a world of clown to play (seriously!) with the paradoxical, oppositional, contradictory aspects of life. Simultaneously feel hope and despair, fear and courage, curiosity and judgement. Dance and collapse amidst organised chaos. Create change by accepting everything is perfect just as it is. We'll be in a field, beyond right and wrong. It'll be awfully good. Yeah nah?

Games

Friday

Team Speed Jumbles Jangles

4:19 pm at Hooch ‘n’ Booch

The name jenga is derived from kujenga, a Swahili word which means “to build”. Jesus was a carpenter. Look, we’re not saying that Jesus invented Jenga. But he did. Come and ascend to new heights with us and a very special speedy team version of our lord’s favourite game, also known as Jumbles Jangles.

Chillout, Games

Friday

Female Sexuality with Nikki Rhodes

4:00 pm - 5:30 pm at Centre for Change

The sex-ed class that you wished you had taken. This workshop debunks myths, releases damaging beliefs and brings a whole new perspective to intimacy, connection and epic sex. What do women want? Epic sex and fearless love! This workshop explores female sexuality with a focus on anatomy, the fertility cycle and the various erogenous zones and is designed for those who identify as male.

Workshop

Friday

Satanic Tea Cerremoy

4:00 pm - 4:30 pm at The Museum of Inconvenient Teapots

Bring a drinking vessel, and sell your soul to Lucifer for a cuppa tea. Chanting optional.

Food & Drink, Spiritual & Healing

Friday

R18

Illuminating costumes workshop

4:00 pm - 5:00 am at Camp 8 Bit

A basic explanation of how to get started adding more lighting elements to your nighttime attire. Including some do’s and ‘maybe don’t’ tips and hints from past experience and some example creations. More experienced creators very welcome to come and swap notes too.

Arts & Crafts

Friday

Hitch and Bitch

4:00 pm - 5:30 pm at Them Nest

Want to learn some rope bondage or get tied up in a safe femme space? This is the workshop for you. This will be beginner level and consent forward. Presented by your fav femme rope dom Mastercate. Rope will be provided, just bring your lovely self and perhaps a wonderful femme friend to play and learn with (though self tying will be catered for).

Workshop

Friday

R18

Clem & Joss’ Poly Wedding

4:20 pm at The Forest

Come one, come all to the polyamarous wedding of the year! Start off your 2020 with an abundance of love and bear witness to the unison of Clementine and Joss as they tie the knot in the most unconventional of ways. Join us on Friday at Four Twenty in the Forest to experience a "joint" wedding party of over 50 gorgeous creatures, live music, flow performance, and all manners of radical expression!

Party

Friday

R18

Storytime

4:45 pm - 5:30 pm at Playful pixies and sleeping beauties

Come have fun at the witching hour. Kids of all ages will enjoy the acting out of stories.

Performance

Thursday, Friday

Contact-Improv Workshop

4:00 pm at Fuck Baozi

Explore intimacy through dance with strangers and friends. Relax, chill, vibe, flow, just don't let go

Chillout, Health & Wellness, Workshop

Friday

Smoko

4:00 pm - 6:00 pm at The Rusty Joint

Come shoot the shit and spin some yarns with your crew and a cold one. Health and Safety regulations apply; bring your PPE, especially Hi-Vis clothing.

Chillout, Food & Drink

Friday

Dog Enrichment –

4:00 pm - 5:00 pm at Centre Camp

Bored dogs can easily turn into "naughty" dogs if they don't get enough physical & mental stimulation. Learn about dog enrichment; how to entertain your dog; create your own toys; and slow down your dogs eating using interactive demonstrations (with human volunteers instead of dogs).

Discussion / Conversation, Workshop

Friday

Aura Carwash

5:00 pm at Whytch Camp?

You've heard of the human car wash? It's like that, but without soap, water, or physical contact!
An astral cleansing, ghostly grooming, spiritual showroom shine! Get your aura brushed, fluffed and zhooshed!

Games, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop

Friday

Witches Ritual for Air

5:30 pm - 6:30 pm at Whytch Camp?

Anarchistic jam session-style magical ritual. Breathe, and check in with yourself, other witches and the elements of Air. Cast circle, invite elements, go between the worlds and be Inspired before you Expire!

Spiritual & Healing

Friday

Natasha I-Don’t-Give-A-F***!’s speed drag

5:00 pm at Vaguely Problematic

How long does it take you to get ready? Your eyeliner perfect? Your outfit on fleek?
WRONG! LESS TIME THAN THAT! THIS IS SPEED DRAG!
Playhouse and Vaguely Problematic present the hottest, fastest drag event of the paddock: Speed Drag.
Contestants have as little time as possible to assemble their look, all acts are made up on the fly, all competition is FIERCE.

Performance

Friday

PILLOW FIGHT!!!

5:00 pm - 5:30 pm at Pillowtopia

We’ve got the pillows……have you got the fight? BRING. IT. ON.

Rules for the pillow fight are: no hitting above the shoulders and if someone has their hands up in surrender then don’t attack them. Innocent bystanders can be taunted into joining in by throwing a pillow at their feet and saying things like “fight me you coward!” but otherwise don’t attack people who may only wish to observe.

Games

Friday, Saturday

The Queer Witch Project @ Witches Brews

6:30 pm - 8:30 pm at Whytch Camp?

Longing for the Lavender Lounge? Come get festive with the faeries and share a witches brew with fellow LGBTQI+ folks and allied witches

Discussion / Conversation, Food & Drink

Friday

Sensual Connections

6:30 pm - 9:30 pm at Pangea

Together we’ll create a safe and loving space for you to connect with yourself and the people around you. We’ll learn to communicate about consent and we’ll explore our sensuality and boundaries.

For the comfort of all, freshen up and bring a towel / blanket / yoga mat with you. Make sure to arrive on time, we’ll close the tent and won’t accept newcomers shortly after the start of the workshop.

Health & Wellness, Workshop

Friday

R18

Monstrous Anonymous (LARP)

6:00 pm - 8:30 pm at The Ephectic Eclectic

This Kiwiburn, don't just find yourself – try being someone else! Monstrous Anonymous is a social LARP/roleplay event for curious first timers and seasoned roleplayers alike. Play as a monster living in a man's world, trying their best to recover from an addiction to scaring the living daylights out of people. Light refreshments provided, spaces limited.

Games, Party, Performance

Friday

R18

News at 6ish

6:00 pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Live from the paddock, CNC presents the cutting edge of current affairs, sports, weather & stuff we make up on the spot. The news anchor might be cooking dinner.The weather person might be wearing no pants. The camera operator might be tripping (over). But goddammit, if it’s not the finest journalistic coverage you’ve ever seen on this paddock, I’ll eat my hat. Happening every evening around 6ish.

Performance

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Abby’s 80’s Aerobics

6:00 pm - 7:00 pm at Hijinxx

Break out the leotards and legwarmers for some fun while you get fit to the best of the 80s. (bring water and a yoga mat/towel)

Health & Wellness

Friday

VoiceUnleashed

6:00 pm - 8:00 pm at The Hangout

[WARNING – THIS IS NOT A SINGING WORKSHOP]

You’ve got a voice and you’ve got to use it.

If you’re ready to *breakthrough* and unleash the true power of your own epic voice, WE NEED YOU!

We’ll explore:
– Fun & simple Vocal Expression Techniques that will unleash your primal voice
– Biohacking using the “Happy Buzz” feel good hormones Serotonin and Endorphins
– The Human Loop Pedal

Cum on 😉

Workshop

Friday

Cape Carnival – The Royal House of Time Perigrinaation

7:30 pm at Cape Carnival

Friday starts with wine and cheesy tunes provided with veteran Kiwiburner hospitality along-side a feast of visual entertainment, ongoing. We have a projector and thousands of movies and videos to roll, and some incredible decor which leads to; Saturdays psychedelic creative costuming Cape Carnival, starting the party this eve. Enjoy the company, visuals, cheesy music, and space chat ad infinitum.

Chillout, Party

Friday, Saturday

Raccoon Party

7:00 pm at Fuck Baozi

Are you a raccoon? You may already be a raccoon. You’re a raccoon!
We’re also raccoons!

Come party. Raccoon makeup or attire recommended.

Tentative garbage sorting mission post-dance party.

Party

Friday

Queen Appreciation and Classic 80’s

7:30 pm - 9:30 pm at Hijinxx

We WILL rock you! With a full two hour set of tunes which defined the 80s including killer Queen songs appreciation, so tie your mother down, break free, and set your radios to Ga Ga!

Party

Friday

Very Alternative Play Party

8:30 pm - 2:00 am at Very Alternative Gathering

This party has a prerequisite to attend the 'Kinky safety & etiquette, consent & negotiation workshop' Thurs 3.30pm
Very Alternative Gathering's very own Camp Daddy Paddy's birthday falls within Kiwiburn (lucky man), so let's celebrate with an exciting but safe, sane and consenual kinky play party!
Explore the sensual art of BDSM, make use of our awesome equipment and get high on endorphins.

Party

Friday

R18

Grand Opening of Golden Gay Bar District

8:30 pm at Vaguely Problematic

This is that super cool part of town that the annoying tourists have told you YOU GOTTA SEE! Come to Golden Gay, refuse to speak the local language, pretend to not know how much to tip, be loud after the sound curfew, and brag about the foodie meals you’ve had with your fiancé. Instagram your experience with #livingmyfestlife. See all 7 bars. Your wallet may be stolen by a disgruntled dishwasher.

Food & Drink, Party

Friday

R18

SWING FLING CABARET

8:00 pm - 10:00 pm at Swing Fling

We’re puttin on the Ritz with performers from ALL over the paddock!
Come experience this Swinging show served with the finest cosmopolitans & popcorn.
Burner style: BYO vessel & cushion!
Late performer registrations possible- come let Kate/Lana know at camp Swing Fling.

Performance

Friday

Documentary Chill Series

8:00 pm - 9:00 pm at Centre Camp

Embrace your chill this evening for part 3 of a mini documentary series on our Solar System projected on to the Centre Camp structure. Come marvel in the beauty of our home system.

Chillout

Friday

Hats and Robes Party

8:00 pm at Tangerine Steeze

You asked we listened!! The legendary Tangerine Steeze Hats and Robes Party, back on the paddock by popular demand. BYO Hat and Robe. Come dance the night away dressed in style!

Party

Friday

Story Time

8:00 pm - 9:00 pm at Pillowtopia

Wistful readings of women, wilds and whimsy. Extracts from Virginia Woolf, Winnie the Pooh, Moomintroll, Where the Wild Things Are, and Call of The Wild. Feel free to bring your own stories, poems, writing, etc to share 🙂

Arts & Crafts, Chillout, Performance

Friday

Fire Spinning

9:00 pm at Flojo

One of The Flojos offerings to the festival is a supervised fire circle! Come check out the Whiteboard for exact times but swing by the Flojo nightly for atleast A LOT of fire spinning. Please talk to us if you'd like a go we warmly welcome newcomers and are happy to guide.

Chillout, Performance

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

ABCD: Attenborough, Boards of Canada, and Dick Proenneke

9:00 pm at The Sensory Dispensary

Bring your blanket and snacks along for some documentary screenings with luscious soundtracks. Blue Planet II (with Boards of Canada soundtrack) and Alone in the Wilderness.

Chillout

Friday

Space Swing & Intergalactic Filth

9:00 pm - 11:00 pm at Paradox

As night falls on Paradox Cantina, the creatures come out to play. Shake your appendages to an evening of mind-bending beats from across the multiverse. We will tantalise your sense organs with other exotic concoctions (suitable for carbon-based life-forms only). Come in your finest sci-fi regalia. All species welcome but droids and bounty-hunters are subject to extra security checks.

Party, Performance

Friday

Under The Sea @ The Aqueerium

9:00 pm - 10:00 pm at Pepperland

A very fishy sound and visual show inside The Aqueerium.

Chillout

Friday

Psynamics Pop Up

9:00 pm - 6:00 am at Roaming

You build it, I'll map it! Renegade Projection Mapping from Dusk till Dawn. I accept bribes for bookings

Arts & Crafts, Party, Performance

Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Samsara

9:00 pm - 11:00 pm at SolarSails

An after dusk visual experience of sacred grounds, disaster zones, industrial complexes, and natural wonders filmed over five years across twenty-five countries.

Chillout

Friday

Freak Show

9:30 pm - 3:00 am at Hijinxx

Dress your freakiest best as we get our freak on! With the funkiest DJ line up and a super special fire show for you all evening! Your fortune awaits!

Party

Friday

Fashion Glow

10:30 pm - 11:00 pm at Roaming

Welcome all to our first kiwiburn fashion glow! Bring your illuminated fashion creations and strut your stuff down our electrifying catwalk. Amateur to excellent, we want you all, let’s have a ball. Light & sound by camp 8 bit and kudos to stitch & bitch workshop. Meet us by the effigy.

Arts & Crafts, Performance

Friday

UP THE DNB

10:00 pm - 2:00 am at The Rusty Joint

Unhygienic DNB for the Paddock (with Guest DJs)

Party

Friday

Curiosity Raver

11:00 pm at Roaming

Join the Curiosity Raver on a paddock journey for your own galactic photoshoot. She’ll be projecting remixed NASA mission videos and galaxy explorations onto those who wander. She’ll be setting up a camera and using herself and YOU as canvas for galactic themed photoshoots. Please meet at Paradox at 11pm Friday for a trip together or come say hi if you see her roaming the fields most nights!

Performance

Friday

Saturday 25 January

The Menstruation station!

ALL DAY at Them Nest

Is it that time of the month? Have you been caught off guard? Or are you prepared, but looking for a more comfortable place to change your moon cup? Well fair not, we’ve got you covered! Pop over to the menstruation station to use our self-service facilities, borrow a hot-water bottle, boil your mooncup, grab a tampon and continue to enjoy your burrrrrn!

Health & Wellness

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Roaming Gin Bar

ALL DAY at Roaming

Keep an eye out for the the green umbrellas of the Mint Country Club roaming gin bar, popping up evreywhere you’d expect it!! Drinks for all those wearing green.
(Gin or tonic donations very welcome)

Food & Drink

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

R18

Revolving Clothesline @ The Depot

ALL DAY at The Depot

Ah, the Revolving Clothesline, a great Kiwiburn classic. It’s probably an all genders, many sizes clothes swap that lasts all week but that’s up to you. Come and browse for a new outfit or gift some clothes you’re are done with. Changes as much as you do.

Arts & Crafts

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Creative Dabbling

ALL DAY at The Ephectic Eclectic

Ever wanted to mess around on a guitar, or have a go with a xylophone? How about playing with clay, or trying a new board game? There's even a drop-and-go poetry post! Stop by and dabble in something new any time at The Ephectic Eclectic.

Arts & Crafts, Games

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Figure drawing classes

ALL DAY at Swing Fling

Figure drawing classes happening in the lush shade of the dome. Learn to draw or be a model! Times posted on the board outside SwingFling."

Arts & Crafts, Workshop

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Non-Event

ALL DAY at Roaming

Fuck the Burn, this is the biggest thing happening on the Paddock this year. Go about your day acting as inconspicuous as possible, doing your best to pretend that this, the craziest event of all week, isn’t really happening. See if you can spot other people “not participating” in this “non-event”. Be careful who you tell out about this event out loud. There are eyes and ears everywhere.

Games, Party

Saturday

Assassin

ALL DAY at The Playhouse

Meet people and kill them!
Assassin is a slightly more complicated game of tag – you find your designated weapon, you find your target, and you take your target with that weapon. If you kill your target, you take on their mission.
If you've registered pick up your first target from Playhouse on Thursday morning.
Happy hunting – humans are the most dangerous game.

Games

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

The Aqueerium and Sea of Holes

ALL DAY at Pepperland

Come and take a swim through The Aqueerium and dive into the Sea of Holes.

Chillout

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Themecamp capture the flag

ALL DAY at The Rusty Joint

Enquire at The Rusty Joint

Games

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

The Path to Adulthood

ALL DAY at Childish Adultish

Run this cool little obstacle course to be the Childish Adultish individual you always wanted to be. make it through to win a prize and become an Adult that can have big-people fun with us.

Games

Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Explore your Senses

ALL DAY at The Sensory Dispensary

The Sensory Dispensary is open 25 hours a day! Don't forget to drop by any time you need a comfy spot to indulge, delight or challenge your senses of touch, smell, sight, taste, sound and beyond… Whether it's 3pm or 3am, our shelves full of sensory curiosities are always available for your perusal!

Chillout

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Talk N Chill

ALL DAY at In2theLight

Share your hurt, joy, issues, confusion, heartdache with us, we love to listen.
Drop in or pop a note in to our letter box if you want us to find you x

Discussion / Conversation

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Join us for Ashtanga!

8:00 am at SolarSails

We are NOT yoga teachers – merely ardent practitioners. We’ll be practising a ‘lite’ version of the Ashtanga sequence every morning and we’d love to share the practise with you! No experience necessary, BYO mat.

Health & Wellness

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Legs Appreciation Club

8:00 am - 9:00 am at The Depot

Show your legs you love them by taking them for a jog around Kiwiburn. Take in the sights of the surrounds, expend any pent up energy and regard your lower limbs with a new found admiration. Vegan baking will reward all runners. Eccentric exercise gear and leg related puns welcomed but not compulsory.

Health & Wellness

Thursday, Friday, Saturday

The Gift Box

8:00 am at ARTery

Do you long to own a fine collection of artworks? Are you an artist/crafter/maker who wants to share your talents? Then come on by to the “Gift Box” with a stick figure drawing, or a stick you whittled for hours! An oil painting you did a year ago, or something ya whipped up at the burn (perhaps in the ARTery?) Pick up a new handmade treasure or drop one off in the marked box.

Arts & Crafts

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Yoga with Tara

9:30 am - 11:00 am at Centre for Change

A slow, deep and sensuous practice. Explore all the delicious layers of yourself through fluid soft movements to enliven and regenerate.

Spiritual & Healing

Saturday

Meditation

9:00 am at SolarSails

The future is mindfulness! We’ll be sitting for a 30 minute meditation (from the Waking Up app) every morning and we’d love you to join us. Come share in the collective consciousness! High chances we’ll offer you a tea afterwards. BYO awareness.

Health & Wellness

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Tantric Sex 101

9:45 am - 10:45 am at Very Alternative Gathering

Curious to know what the fuss is all about? Bia Bliss will teach you basic tantric practices to enhance intimacy and have mind blowing sex. No partner or nudity required. Presented by Eros Temple

Health & Wellness, Workshop

Saturday

Authentic Relating

9:00 am - 12:00 pm at Cool School Camp

Revel in the delicious medicine of human connection. Immerse yourself in highly interactive partner and group exercises that demonstrate and explore authentic relating by getting to know yourself better and seeing others with heart, humor and curiosity.

Workshop

Saturday

R18

Perenium Sunning with Crazy James

9:00 am - 9:30 am at Paradox

The benefits of soaking up some vitamin D to start the day are well documented; even scientifically proven! But why should your face and legs get all the benefits of the morning rays, when we all know that true power comes from the root chakra? Join us for a 5 minute morning session of perenium sunning, guaranteed to energize and restore you the best way I know how: putting sunlight in your butt.

Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing

Thursday, Saturday

R18

Duo Lyra Workshop

9:30 am - 10:30 am at Swing Fling

Bring a buddy or meet one there. Will be learning a few different combos of moves

Note-please wear appropriate clothing, no zippers-leggings are great and bring a drink bottle.

Workshop

Saturday

FLASHHH AHHHH!

9:00 am at Roaming

Expose yourself to art and flash back with the wandering FLASH mob. You won’t know what hits you, but you’ll know you’ve been hit. Happening around your camp and brought to you by “Camp Nipple Clamp #notasexcamp”

Performance

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Poop Chat

10:00 am at The Sensory Dispensary

Let's talk about poop! Come share your best poop facts, discuss wiping styles, and tell us about your most recent (or most notable!) poop!

Discussion / Conversation

Saturday

Flow Arts workshops

10:00 am - 9:00 pm at Flojo

Check the Whiteboard at Flojo! we shall be offering workshops in staff, juggling, yoga, Poi and various other flow arts/movement-related practices. These will be running roughly 10am-4pm Thurs-Sun but can vary so float by and check the Whiteboard for exacts! also come say hi If you wanna schedule a workshop! we have a huge shade space and plenty of props

Chillout, Health & Wellness, Workshop

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Theatre of liberation

10:15 am - 11:00 am at Centre Camp

Theatre games for fun and connection. Adult focused but children welcome to join in.

Games

Saturday

Plutonic Friendship

10:00 am - 12:00 pm at Paradox

Sink your teeth into 3 courses of connection! You will be paired with a stranger, blindfolded and offered a choice of conversation starters, deep and juicy questions as well as prompts for a sweet delectable dessert. Curated by the paddock’s finest conversation connoisseurs.

Discussion / Conversation, Games

Thursday, Saturday

Kundalini Yoga with Devita

10:00 am - 10:55 am at Camp Devita

A not-too-early-but-slighly-early morning Kundalini Yoga class at the Shrine of Devita. Stretch, breathe, wring last night out of your body and set intentions for the day ahead. Bring a blanket or towel to sit on (or just lay down if that's what you need to do). Complementary electrolytes provided ☆

Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Snugs and Tea

10:00 am at Pillowtopia

Our bell tent and main structure space are for frolicking folks to gather, chatter and snuggle when in need of chill time. Open and available all day and night (when there aren’t any workshops or events being hosted). Tea station for hot drinks frequently available 🙂

Chillout, Food & Drink

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Minimarathon

10:00 am - 11:00 am at Camp 8 Bit

10 laps of a 420 meter course with DJs and a thirst aid station. Start your Saturday off right with a 10th of a marathon! Race numbers supplied, bring your own shoes.

Health & Wellness, Party

Saturday

Mid-morning Rainforest Sounds

10:30 am - 11:30 am at SolarSails

Lie-down, relax with your eyes closed and enjoy the sounds of the Amazon Rainforest with essential oils, BYO blanket.

Chillout, Health & Wellness

Saturday

Heckling Workshops

11:00 am - 9:00 pm at Two Couches and a Rug

Sit on a couch or a rug, drink a warm DoBro, and join in the banter. Experienced hecklers will be on hand to guide you through your shouty journey of self-discovery. Megaphones available for use.

Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

R18

Moving Meditation

11:00 am - 12:00 am at Centre for Change

This immersive experience is completely guided to a deep journeying playlist. You will be verbally guided into your body via somatic movement, breath awareness, and creative imagery. We highly recommend Ali as a contact coach.

Spiritual & Healing

Saturday

Eat N Chill

11:00 am - 12:30 pm at In2theLight

Brunch 4 Every1!

Byo vessels!

Vegan Blueberry Pancakes on Fri & Sat (until we run out)

Food & Drink

Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Kiwiburn Community Talks #4 – Understanding Burner culture

11:00 am - 12:00 pm at Centre Camp

Ever asked yourself "Am I a burner?" – come along and find out.
Learn about the Key themes that define burner culture.
Learn about the effigy and the temple and why they are central activities at every Burn.

Plus: Learn a few theories that have been connected to burner culture – Carnivalesque, postmodern neo-tribalism, counterculture, aesthetics and the senses.

Lots of pictures of Kiwiburn

Talk / Lecture

Saturday

Kinkster AMA

11:00 am - 12:30 pm at Very Alternative Gathering

Come down and listen to your lovely local kinksters, fetishists and other BDSM community members answer questions from the audience. Facilitated by friendly femme Mastercate. If you've ever wondered what a kinky party is like or where one finds a naked man to clean their house or how you fist your nb love this is the talk for you.

Discussion / Conversation, Talk / Lecture

Saturday

R18

Heavy Metal Hair Straightening

11:00 am - 12:00 pm at Vaguely Problematic

YOUR CURLY HAIR IS EMBARRASSING BOTH OF US! Come PRAY THE WAVE AWAY and get STRAIGHT at Vaguely Problematic. We will BURN DINOSAURS to give you enough RAW POWER to BLOW YOURSELF. Kurls are kancelled, Kylie‼! Straighten your haaaaaaaiiiiirrrr!

Arts & Crafts, Health & Wellness, Performance

Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Heart Sharing Circle

11:00 am at Existentially Bent

A sacred space of deep listening. How we do it: Say your name, one person speaks at a time with neither interruptions nor dialogue, speak from the heart, listen with respect, confidential – what is said here stays here unless someone is unsafe.

Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Big Dick Race

11:00 am - 1:00 pm at Mystikool Jungle

Feeling cocky? Well then, it’s time to make a complete dick of yourself. In each race, four contestants wearing giant penis suits will attempt to negotiate our obstacle course, collect the sperm, penetrate the divine orifice, and impregnate the egg. In this contest, size doesn’t matter. Skill does.

Games

Saturday

DnD Live!

12:00 pm - 2:00 pm at The Playhouse

Welcome to our humble tavern, adventurers. Stay a while, and listen.
Come witness and contribute to a one-shot episode of DnD run by Playhouse's local dungeon master (No, not that kind, the other one) Tyran. Curious about what DnD actually is? This may be a great place to start. It may be terrible. Hopefully we'll tell a neat story and have some fun. Who really knows – players always misbehave.

Games, Performance

Saturday

Gymnastics skills

12:00 pm - 12:45 pm at Childish Adultish

Learn some strength and flexibility exercises. Handstands, rolls, cartwheels and more.

Games, Health & Wellness

Thursday, Saturday

Sharing Economy

12:00 pm - 1:00 pm at Centre for Change

One of the guiding principles of Kiwi Burn is gifting. Sharing who we are and what we have is an instrumental part of creating community. When the embers of the fire are out, the light of giving will still burn within us. Sophia White will facilitate a workshop on how we can take the sharing economy, the spirit of gifting, home with us to our many communities.

Workshop

Saturday

Wire your attire

12:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Stitch & Bitch

Bring your hat, coat, jacket or dragon, and we will help you transform it into a glowing work of art with Electro luminescent wire. Basic sewing skills an advantage. We can also assist with small sewing repairs.

Arts & Crafts, Workshop

Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Drugs in Therapy

12:30 pm - 1:45 pm at funkhutt

How to use psychedelics and empathogens in healing – especially MDMA for trauma, and psilocybin for treatment resistant depression. This is a practical guide for both healers and trippers. Presented by Eros Temple.

Discussion / Conversation, Talk / Lecture, Workshop

Saturday

R18

Intergalactic Body Art

12:00 pm - 1:00 pm at Paradox

Paint yourselves and each other using either face paint or henna. All materials & equipment provided. 💖

Arts & Crafts

Saturday

Fruit Salad Fiesta

12:00 pm - 4:00 pm at Let’s Torque

Peel on down to Let's Torque's mix of pearfect tunes in the sunshine. Orange you glad we've got your afternoon sorted with fruity treats, juicy beats and slushies by Staxx. We hope you guava berry grape time.

Food & Drink, Party

Saturday

Daytime Playtime

12:00 pm - 6:00 pm at Tangerine Steeze

Welcome to the hottest day party on the Paddock. Come shake your booty at the Tangerine Steeze to our fresh tunes. Our sound train travels through all lands from drum & bass ville via hip-hop central to dancehall city and beyond.

Party

Thursday, Saturday

Nude Life Drawing with Bjork

12:00 pm - 2:00 pm at Vaguely Problematic

I am a fountain of blood in the shape of a girl. Watch me and my fleshy human bodied friends, with beaaaaaaards, and bones like whale bones, and pearls, oscillate and undulate to the sounds of pencils and crayyyyons going *shweesh, swoosh, shhhketch shhhhhhhhhhhhhletch. I will be judging your work as harshly as the pain of childbirth. Come draw with MeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE!
Artists and Models wanted.

Arts & Crafts

Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Creamhole licking

12:00 pm - 4:00 pm at LICK MY CREAMHOLE

Every day is a daily day at lick my creamhole

Food & Drink

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Ask for What you Want (what you really really want ….)

12:30 pm - 1:30 pm at Centre Camp

Join us for an experiential workshop and hone your skills! Bring a buddy or 6 if you'd like to practice with them 🙂

Discussion / Conversation, Workshop

Saturday

Interpaddock Bounty Hunt

12:00 pm - 2:00 pm at Paradox

Calling all bounty hunters, scavengers and miscreants from across the paddock – Paradox has a hit out with a handsome reward. Briefing starts at 12pm.

Games

Saturday

Don’t Play Für Elise on our Piano

ALL DAY at Hooch ‘n’ Booch

You have one whole day, your time starts now. You may not play it, not even the first two notes on infinite loop. If we succeed, Mitch will get out his special flubanubs and do a whoopsiedaisy. Losers get spanked.

Chillout, Performance

Saturday

Privilege and Intersectionality

1:00 pm - 2:30 pm at Them Nest

What actually is privilege, and what does it mean when I have it? And where does 'intersectional politics' fit into all this? This is a bit of a '101' workshop, with an opportunity to participate in a 'privilege walk' activity afterwards.

Discussion / Conversation

Saturday

Bob’s Burgers

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm at Hookah Road

Serving up mouth watering plant based deliciousness.
Today's delicacy: Pakoras

Food & Drink

Saturday

Songs for the Earth

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm at Centre for Change

This space will be facilitated for songs of resistance to be shared, from song carriers of Extinction Rebellion, or any other songs learnt in defence of the oppressed. Bring a (short) song you may have learnt at a climate rally, animal rights event, or indigenous voices event- or simply yourself, there will be more than enough music to go around. Drums and all instruments wholeheartedly welcome

Discussion / Conversation, Performance, Spiritual & Healing

Saturday

See and be seen

1:30 pm - 3:30 pm at Pangea

Appreciate our wonderful, sensitive, sensual, beautiful bodies. Leave behind judgements, shame and pressures to conform and develop healthier ways of being. Become a human sculpture (optional!) to be appreciated and feel the power of breaking free. Appreciate the BEAUTY OF OURSELVES. Presented by Eros Temple

Health & Wellness, Talk / Lecture, Workshop

Saturday

R18

Daily Games Session

1:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Paradiso Tropicale

Do you have a competitive streak? Do you find pleasure in spiking balls, swinging mallets, and rolling skulls?
Then swing by Paradiso Tropicale for a range of games including Vigorous Volleyball, Carousing Cornholio, Kinky Kubb, and more!

Games

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Hishi Karada – Rope Suit

1:00 pm at The Den

Demonstration/workshops of rope as costume. Times to be sorted depending on weather, surrounding events, and – you know – everything. Ask if you can’t see the notice.

Performance, Workshop

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

R18

Naked Dice Games

1:00 pm at Fuck Baozi

Start naked. STARK naked. Roll the dice, throw a hand, FULFILL. YOUR. DESTINY.

We’ll be starting by playing a Raccoon Society Classic – Bones, Fists, and Harmony.

Frisky truth or dare and drinking elements for those interested and consenting.

Chillout, Games

Saturday

R18

The ARTery presents…..”ArtWankers Art Tour”

1:00 pm - 3:00 pm at ARTery

We are the “Art Wankers!….Going on a tour”!!! Meet at the Artery to join the conga-line as we bounce from installation to installation. Listen for the megaphone and jump on and off as you like. Includes special cameo appearances from internationally renowned conceptual boundary pushing artist ‘Hirepool’. BYO Arts Degree and silliness. Minimalist conceptual prizes for ‘Art Wank’ bingo winners.

Arts & Crafts, Performance, Talk / Lecture

Saturday

Pool Party Discorama

1:30 pm - 3:30 pm at Paradiso Tropicale

Need to cool off under the hot sun and wet your whistle and have some fun?
Come join us for a pool party discorama! To complement our festival games, we'll be serving island style disco tunes and party punch so you can enjoy your sip with a dip or make a splash!
Unicorns, mermades and sea horses welcome!

Party

Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Shibari – Japanese Rope Bondage

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Very Alternative Gathering

Shibari is the Japanese art of rope bondage. We will talk about safety considerations and then you can learn the most fundamental tie to shibari and time permitting another decorative or fun tie. We will run the beginners class everyday, with the opportunity for some intermediate groups later in the week! Why knot join us?

Workshop

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

R18

Broomstick Racing and Body Painting

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Whytch Camp?

Start your broomsticks racing! Skill, style and flair is required. Some broomsticks provided, but preferably BYOB.
We will also be body and facepainting, so bring your paints and your body parts.

Arts & Crafts, Games, Performance

Saturday

fiery faerey soulscapes

2:00 pm at peace and love

Humanise your spiritual experience with peace and love. We play good vibration spiritual based tunes for those who like to feed their soul. Bring your own selections too! @2pm daily we have discussions and readings from guests who want to share and enhance the delight of being.

Chillout, Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Stress and burnout? Screw that!

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Centre for Change

The world is a terrible mess and I, like you, am trying to fix it. But I get tired. Don’t you get tired? And overwhelmed? What can we do, what helps? The answer is not self-care, it is all of us caring for each other. We’ll cover the biological stress response cycle to return your body to a state of relaxation. And go through why rest and human connection are key to recovering from and preventing

Workshop

Saturday

Flavour Tripping

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Childish Adultish

Come and Trip out your taste buds with Synsepalum Dulceficum, commonly known as Miracle Berry.
Sour foods taste sweet and sweet foods taste crazy sweet. We will have an array of sour fruits and various drinks to try, but feel free to bring any other foods you want to trip out on. Effects last around 10 min.

Chillout, Food & Drink, Workshop

Saturday, Sunday

Kiwiburn Community Talks #5 – Embracing the Principles in the default world

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Centre Camp

The principles are encouraged to be embraced in the default world. Plenty are doing it already. Learn how you can do so too.

Be the change you want to see in your culture – embrace the principles 🙂

Talk / Lecture

Saturday

Burner Bingo

2:00 pm at Swing Fling

A touch of disco remixed, remastered and cobbled together to create burner bingo. Fast paced number calling mixed with classic tracks, spot prizes, music trivia, lush cocktails and much much more! It's a mathematical education…
The best afternoon entertainment on the paddock! Oh did I mention lush cocktails…

Games, Party

Saturday

R18

Penny for your thoughts

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at The Playhouse

An exercise in in seeing both sides of the coin.
Topics will be written down on cards and picked at random.
The two “debaters” will flip a coin for for/against.
A wonderful way to practice Communication, forcing yourself to think in a different way, being reflective and listening to others.

Discussion / Conversation

Saturday

Most Dangerous Art At Kiwiburn: The Safety Induction

2:00 pm at Roaming

Before one can have the full experience of The Most Dangerous Art At Kiwiburn, one must must first have the health and safety induction. participants shall learn about the risks, and how they are mitigated or eliminated by the health and safety plan.

Participants may then don personal protective equipment and enter safety enclosure for direct dangerous art experience.

Health & Wellness, Performance, Talk / Lecture

Saturday

The chilli quiz

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Popcorner

Have you ever seen the show “hot ones” well this is a blend of that and a quiz (eating the chilli is optional but will gain you extra points for your team if you eat it)
As the questions get harder as the sauces dipped popcorn get hotter.

Food & Drink, Games

Thursday, Saturday

Cream your pants off

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at LICK MY CREAMHOLE

Like a cook-off, but with more cream and genitalia.

Decorate your bits like an icecream and get it competitively licked off.

Register at LICK MY CREAMHOLE throughout the week.

Games

Saturday

R18

I to I Authentic Relating

2:00 pm - 4:30 pm at Pillowtopia

Authentic Relating is a way of connecting with other humans in true alignment with your feelings, needs and curiosity. You are invited to gather in a safe space to explore your vulnerability, practicing the powerful techniques of radical honesty and active listening. Enter as a space full of strangers and leave as lifelong friends.

Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop

Saturday

Funnels

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at The Rusty Joint

Funnels

Food & Drink, Party

Saturday

R18

Pun Battle

3:00 pm - 4:00 pm at Centre Camp

Dust off your e-quip-ment, heat up your burnnuendos, and come give yourself what you know deep down you deserve. Starting with a relaxed pun-loving warmup and finishing with a destructive race to the bottom, this event will satisfy you in a way that unobjectionable humour never has.

Games, Health & Wellness, Performance

Saturday

River float party

3:30 pm - 4:30 pm at The River

Paradiso Tropicale welcomes you one and all for a fabulous riverside party
Grab some beach balls and head to the river. We'll bring our funky beats with our moble disco
Get set to get wet and jump on in for some inflatable flotsam fun!

Party

Saturday

The Trance Pirates and their Bloody Mary Confessional

3:00 pm - 7:00 pm at Mu Mu Land

Confess your sins to the Trance Pirates / our resident nun and get your Bloody Mary redemption
Slushies from the minibar!
Occasional Shark Attack.

Party, Spiritual & Healing

Saturday

Emotional Revolution

3:00 pm - 4:00 pm at Centre for Change

Over the last two decades we experienced a technological revolution, one that gave rise to an exponential access of information through an explosion of communication mediums. We are more connected than ever, however have never suffered from such severe isolation and separation as we do now. Join the emotional revolution!

Workshop

Saturday

no scrubs

3:00 pm - 4:00 pm at SolarSails

No, I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me

Chillout, Party, Spiritual & Healing

Saturday

Unchatter Human Connectivity Workshop

3:00 pm at Vaguely Problematic

Feel gratitude, experience touch, allow quiet stillness and resonant eye-gazing. This workshop is a guided journey to foster deep connections from one human to another. Hosted by Craig.

Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop

Saturday

Intergalactic Drinking Games

3:00 pm - 5:00 pm at Paradox

The United Federation of Drinking Games has established a “no holds barred” fun and casual competition arena. Enjoy multiple games from ancient American frat history on Earth 🌍 including beer dice, beer pong, flip cup and slap cup.

Games, Party

Saturday

Inner-Self Guidance cards

3:00 pm - 4:00 pm at The Playhouse

“My wish for you is that though grace, you may be carried home to the source of your own true self”
We'll go through the process of picking 10 cards and open them in a certain way called “Celtic cross”. Every single card picked has a specific meaning such as “your issues, influences, hopes and fears….solution” . This can be a great way to gain some perspective or reawaken things inside of you.

Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop

Saturday

The Lines of the Hand

3:30 pm - 5:00 pm at Pepperland

A participatory workshop exploring the deep knowledge within the lines of the hand.

Spiritual & Healing

Saturday

Handreading – the meaning of the Lines

3:30 pm - 5:00 pm at Pepperland

The lines of your hand give vital indications of our state of health, our intellect, our emotional life and our abilities. The lines are not folds in the skin – they are formed in utero from the 9th week of gestation. And because they change over time, its impossible to make predictions from the lines. Rather, they reveal our consciousness and our experience of the five elements life itself.

Workshop

Saturday

Theatre for the end of the world

4:00 pm - 5:30 pm at Centre for Change

Come and enter the realm of theatre to explore our collective struggles within the climate crisis, and to discover opportunities for empowered, creative responses. We'll engage with the complexity of the end of the world as we know it and listen for what worlds are wanting to be born. It'll be embodied, playful and profound.

Workshop

Saturday

Traditional Hookah

4:00 pm - 5:00 pm at Hookah Road

Are you more a fan of the traditional molasses/tobacco + coal hookah? If so pop over and enjoy some deliciousness

Chillout

Saturday

R18

Science Night!

4:00 pm - 7:00 pm at Centre Camp

Come join us for the legendary learning experience and long-standing tradition that is Science Night. From cyborgs to kraken to consciousness, the finest (potentially drunk) scientists on the paddock will present their research in 5 – 6 minute lightning talks and submit for jeer review. Let's get educated!

Chillout, Discussion / Conversation, Talk / Lecture

Saturday

Lipsink for ya life

4:00 pm - 5:00 pm at Let’s Torque

Lipsync for ya life.
Get dressed up.
Lipsync ya hearts out.
Only 8 entries will be chosen with prizes for best solo and group acts. Check in with the camp in the days before to arrange a download of your song. Make your dreams of pop stardom become a reality – in a lipsync battle to end all battles! Audience voted, so bring your bribes as well as your talent.

Party, Performance

Saturday

The time has come for you to LIPSYNC FOR YOUR LIFE!

4:00 pm - 5:00 pm at Let’s Torque

To get you ready for the big burn on Saturday arvo, Let’s Torque hosts the greatest lipsync battle the paddock has ever seen. Don’t believe us? Come and judge for yourselves… literally!
It’s time to put your thinking pants on (or off), and assemble a team (or go solo) to your favourite tune – send your track to DJBing@orcon.net.nz to ensure you score 1 of 8 limited spots.

Party, Performance

Saturday

Classical Hour at Chur

5:00 pm - 7:00 pm at Barrio Del Chur

Our gentle prelude will be Richard Wagner’s ‘Ride of the Valkyries’, ‘overture to Tannhauser’ and the ‘Der Fluiegende Hollander’.

Then some of the best 19th Century Disco music from Johan Strauss. Waltz across the Blue Danube (space station included), march with Radetszky and maybe a Traschy Polka. Bring your dancing shoes.

Chillout, Party

Saturday

R18

Witches Ritual for Fire

5:30 pm - 6:30 pm at Whytch Camp?

Anarchistic jam session-style magical ritual. Group witches checkin, how’s your inner flame feeling? This is Burn day, and we celebrate the Irish Fire Festival of Lughnasadh! Cast circle, invite elements, go between the worlds, and blaze! Followed by feasting and drinks in Witches Brews

Spiritual & Healing

Saturday

PILLOW FIGHT!!!

5:00 pm - 5:30 pm at Pillowtopia

We’ve got the pillows……have you got the fight? BRING. IT. ON.

Rules for the pillow fight are: no hitting above the shoulders and if someone has their hands up in surrender then don’t attack them. Innocent bystanders can be taunted into joining in by throwing a pillow at their feet and saying things like “fight me you coward!” but otherwise don’t attack people who may only wish to observe.

Games

Friday, Saturday

Witches Brews

6:30 pm - 8:30 pm at Whytch Camp?

Drinks and divination! Our bar tenders can fix you a drink or a tarot reading. Enjoy a variety of magical homebrews, herbal teas, or soup cooking on our cauldron. After ritual

Chillout, Food & Drink, Spiritual & Healing

Thursday, Saturday, Sunday

Balinese myths and rituals

6:00 pm - 7:00 pm at The Playhouse

Shortly before dusk on the night of the new moon – an especially sacred time – join Teo to learn about Balinese myths and the reasons why particular Balinese rituals occurs. What better way to start your effigy night?

Performance, Spiritual & Healing, Talk / Lecture

Saturday

The Pepperland Experience

6:00 pm - 8:00 pm at Pepperland

For those burners who dare to venture through the Aqueerium and out through the Sea of Holes we will be offering Peppersnorting, Pizza for Peace and Beatles inspired cocktails @ Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Bar.

Party

Saturday

R18

A very MONZTER wedding!

6:30 pm - 7:00 pm at Pepperland

Queerly beloved we are gathered here today to celebrate interdimensional connection. BYO space elf or your most loved plush creature for the wedding of our lives! The Reverend Captain J will officiate proceedings.

Performance

Saturday

News at 6ish

6:00 pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Live from the paddock, CNC presents the cutting edge of current affairs, sports, weather & stuff we make up on the spot. The news anchor might be cooking dinner.The weather person might be wearing no pants. The camera operator might be tripping (over). But goddammit, if it’s not the finest journalistic coverage you’ve ever seen on this paddock, I’ll eat my hat. Happening every evening around 6ish.

Performance

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

African-style Drum Workshop

7:00 pm at Pangea

Bring your drums and get your groove on with Nathan and Chewy! We will teach a traditional African rhythm, then it’s time to play it loud and gather the community for a crazy jam

Workshop

Saturday

Documentary Chill Series

7:30 pm - 8:30 pm at Centre Camp

Embrace your chill this evening for part 4 of a mini documentary series on our Solar System projected on to the Centre Camp structure. Come marvel in the beauty of our home system.

Chillout

Saturday

Cape Carnival – The Royal House of Time Perigrinaation

7:30 pm at Cape Carnival

Friday starts with wine and cheesy tunes provided with veteran Kiwiburner hospitality along-side a feast of visual entertainment, ongoing. We have a projector and thousands of movies and videos to roll, and some incredible decor which leads to; Saturdays psychedelic creative costuming Cape Carnival, starting the party this eve. Enjoy the company, visuals, cheesy music, and space chat ad infinitum.

Chillout, Party

Friday, Saturday

Fire Spinning

9:00 pm at Flojo

One of The Flojos offerings to the festival is a supervised fire circle! Come check out the Whiteboard for exact times but swing by the Flojo nightly for atleast A LOT of fire spinning. Please talk to us if you'd like a go we warmly welcome newcomers and are happy to guide.

Chillout, Performance

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

PARTY AT CHUR

9:00 pm - 4:00 am at Barrio Del Chur

BURN NIGHT Chur slings bass on the bizzle, fizzles the froth, whets the whistle and jacks the rig up to FULL bass power. Music: Paige Julia, Mufasa, Snead Place Project, Voidwalker, Misconduct, Jimmy Fresh (Note: Adult party environment, not suitable for children.)

Party, Performance

Saturday

Psynamics Pop Up

9:00 pm - 6:00 am at Roaming

You build it, I'll map it! Renegade Projection Mapping from Dusk till Dawn. I accept bribes for bookings

Arts & Crafts, Party, Performance

Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Band Night

10:47 pm at Pangea

*After the man Burn*
Have a band who all happen to be at kiwi burn? have most of a band who happen to be at kiwiburn? Have a bunch of people you met at kiwiburn who you want to form a band with?
Get in touch with us at Pangea and we will find you the musicians and book you a slot on the bill while the rest of us rock out to full live bands on burn night.
Come and get your live music fill here.

Party, Performance, Spiritual & Healing

Saturday

Eclectic Funk

10:00 pm at funkhutt

Come and dance the night away at the funkhutt where we present the Eclectic Funk from post Burn until we're burnt!!!

Party

Saturday

Sunday 26 January

The Menstruation station!

ALL DAY at Them Nest

Is it that time of the month? Have you been caught off guard? Or are you prepared, but looking for a more comfortable place to change your moon cup? Well fair not, we’ve got you covered! Pop over to the menstruation station to use our self-service facilities, borrow a hot-water bottle, boil your mooncup, grab a tampon and continue to enjoy your burrrrrn!

Health & Wellness

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Roaming Gin Bar

ALL DAY at Roaming

Keep an eye out for the the green umbrellas of the Mint Country Club roaming gin bar, popping up evreywhere you’d expect it!! Drinks for all those wearing green.
(Gin or tonic donations very welcome)

Food & Drink

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

R18

Revolving Clothesline @ The Depot

ALL DAY at The Depot

Ah, the Revolving Clothesline, a great Kiwiburn classic. It’s probably an all genders, many sizes clothes swap that lasts all week but that’s up to you. Come and browse for a new outfit or gift some clothes you’re are done with. Changes as much as you do.

Arts & Crafts

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Creative Dabbling

ALL DAY at The Ephectic Eclectic

Ever wanted to mess around on a guitar, or have a go with a xylophone? How about playing with clay, or trying a new board game? There's even a drop-and-go poetry post! Stop by and dabble in something new any time at The Ephectic Eclectic.

Arts & Crafts, Games

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Figure drawing classes

ALL DAY at Swing Fling

Figure drawing classes happening in the lush shade of the dome. Learn to draw or be a model! Times posted on the board outside SwingFling."

Arts & Crafts, Workshop

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Assassin

ALL DAY at The Playhouse

Meet people and kill them!
Assassin is a slightly more complicated game of tag – you find your designated weapon, you find your target, and you take your target with that weapon. If you kill your target, you take on their mission.
If you've registered pick up your first target from Playhouse on Thursday morning.
Happy hunting – humans are the most dangerous game.

Games

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

The Aqueerium and Sea of Holes

ALL DAY at Pepperland

Come and take a swim through The Aqueerium and dive into the Sea of Holes.

Chillout

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Themecamp capture the flag

ALL DAY at The Rusty Joint

Enquire at The Rusty Joint

Games

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Explore your Senses

ALL DAY at The Sensory Dispensary

The Sensory Dispensary is open 25 hours a day! Don't forget to drop by any time you need a comfy spot to indulge, delight or challenge your senses of touch, smell, sight, taste, sound and beyond… Whether it's 3pm or 3am, our shelves full of sensory curiosities are always available for your perusal!

Chillout

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Talk N Chill

ALL DAY at In2theLight

Share your hurt, joy, issues, confusion, heartdache with us, we love to listen.
Drop in or pop a note in to our letter box if you want us to find you x

Discussion / Conversation

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Snorechestra

4:00 am at Pangea

(Sat night-Sun morning) A sound journey to bring you down from wherever you may have been. A post-boogieing chill time to soak up some different sounds; handpan duo Alive Metal, along with the digeridoo, Native American flute, thumb piano and looping. Bring something to lay on, a pillow, and blanket then prepare to drift away…

Chillout, Performance

Sunday

Join us for Ashtanga!

8:00 am at SolarSails

We are NOT yoga teachers – merely ardent practitioners. We’ll be practising a ‘lite’ version of the Ashtanga sequence every morning and we’d love to share the practise with you! No experience necessary, BYO mat.

Health & Wellness

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

The Gift Box

8:00 am at ARTery

Do you long to own a fine collection of artworks? Are you an artist/crafter/maker who wants to share your talents? Then come on by to the “Gift Box” with a stick figure drawing, or a stick you whittled for hours! An oil painting you did a year ago, or something ya whipped up at the burn (perhaps in the ARTery?) Pick up a new handmade treasure or drop one off in the marked box.

Arts & Crafts

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Meditation

9:00 am at SolarSails

The future is mindfulness! We’ll be sitting for a 30 minute meditation (from the Waking Up app) every morning and we’d love you to join us. Come share in the collective consciousness! High chances we’ll offer you a tea afterwards. BYO awareness.

Health & Wellness

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Goal-setting and FInancial Success

9:00 am - 11:00 am at Cool School Camp

Take control of your life's direction and create a compelling future for yourself. This workshop will help you discover your core values and aspirations, and put you on the path to your goals and dreams.

Talk / Lecture, Workshop

Sunday

Goal Setting and Financial Success

9:00 am - 11:00 am at Cool School Camp

Take control of your life’s direction and create a compelling future for yourself. This workshop will help you discover your core values and aspirations and put you on the path to your goals and dreams.

Workshop

Sunday

FLASHHH AHHHH!

9:00 am at Roaming

Expose yourself to art and flash back with the wandering FLASH mob. You won’t know what hits you, but you’ll know you’ve been hit. Happening around your camp and brought to you by “Camp Nipple Clamp #notasexcamp”

Performance

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Flow Arts workshops

10:00 am - 9:00 pm at Flojo

Check the Whiteboard at Flojo! we shall be offering workshops in staff, juggling, yoga, Poi and various other flow arts/movement-related practices. These will be running roughly 10am-4pm Thurs-Sun but can vary so float by and check the Whiteboard for exacts! also come say hi If you wanna schedule a workshop! we have a huge shade space and plenty of props

Chillout, Health & Wellness, Workshop

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Silly Naked Yoga

10:30 am at Vaguely Problematic

The mission is to normalize nudity and desexualize the human body. The practice is about grounding and reconnecting to your naked body, becoming embodied and comfortable with your imperfections. Silly naked yoga uses play, laughter, and relaxation to rejuvenate and re-energize the body.

Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing

Sunday

Kundalini Yoga with Devita

10:00 am - 10:55 am at Camp Devita

A not-too-early-but-slighly-early morning Kundalini Yoga class at the Shrine of Devita. Stretch, breathe, wring last night out of your body and set intentions for the day ahead. Bring a blanket or towel to sit on (or just lay down if that's what you need to do). Complementary electrolytes provided ☆

Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Snugs and Tea

10:00 am at Pillowtopia

Our bell tent and main structure space are for frolicking folks to gather, chatter and snuggle when in need of chill time. Open and available all day and night (when there aren’t any workshops or events being hosted). Tea station for hot drinks frequently available 🙂

Chillout, Food & Drink

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Sacred Sunday

10:00 am - 6:00 pm at Pepperland

Pepperland is transformed into a Sacred Space offering workshops and activities to hearten the soul.

Chillout, Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing

Sunday

Footwashing

10:00 am - 1:00 pm at Pepperland

Share in the sacred ritual of footwashing, annointing of oils and Pepperland Prayers.

Health & Wellness, Spiritual & Healing

Sunday

Heckling Workshops

11:00 am - 9:00 pm at Two Couches and a Rug

Sit on a couch or a rug, drink a warm DoBro, and join in the banter. Experienced hecklers will be on hand to guide you through your shouty journey of self-discovery. Megaphones available for use.

Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

R18

Stream health workshop

11:00 am - 12:00 pm at Paradiso Tropicale

Time to get wet with Dr V. Learn about stream health, how to ID aquatic insects, and what E. coli actually is and how we measure it. Equipment provided.

Workshop

Thursday, Sunday

Sound Journey

11:00 am - 12:00 pm at Barrio Del Chur

Come lay down and listen to a one hour sound journey recorded in a room where the sound continues for 20 seconds. The recording has been done by Morten Lindberg. He has been nominated 28 times for the Grammys for best live surround sound. The musician performing in the recording has had nearly 300 concerts over the last 30 years in this space. So join us and let your body rest and your soul enjoy.

Chillout

Sunday

Femme Dom Hangover Tea Party

11:00 am - 12:15 pm at Very Alternative Gathering

WANTED: Fantastic Femme Doms and those who wish to serve them (all genders of service subs welcome). Very Alternative Gatherings will provide tea and cookies. Bring your baked goods, drinks of choice and best consent based negotiation practice. Feel free to bring your existing dynamic or take this as an opportunity to meet like minded people, serve and be served. Hangovers optional.

Chillout, Discussion / Conversation, Food & Drink

Sunday

R18

Kiwiburn Community Talks #6 – Burning Man, Sustainability and Biophilia

11:00 am - 12:00 pm at Centre Camp

Take an in-depth look at Burning Man's newly released 10-year sustainability plan to become carbon-negative.
Consider the theory of biophilia and humanity's deep need to connect with nature.
Review leave-no-trace from an advanced perspective. Be reminded about what is expected from you during exodus.
Meet Kiwiburns recently formed Sustainability team and learn about their aims.

Talk / Lecture

Sunday

Heavy Metal Hair Straightening

11:00 am - 12:00 pm at Vaguely Problematic

YOUR CURLY HAIR IS EMBARRASSING BOTH OF US! Come PRAY THE WAVE AWAY and get STRAIGHT at Vaguely Problematic. We will BURN DINOSAURS to give you enough RAW POWER to BLOW YOURSELF. Kurls are kancelled, Kylie‼! Straighten your haaaaaaaiiiiirrrr!

Arts & Crafts, Health & Wellness, Performance

Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Heart Sharing Circle

11:00 am at Existentially Bent

A sacred space of deep listening. How we do it: Say your name, one person speaks at a time with neither interruptions nor dialogue, speak from the heart, listen with respect, confidential – what is said here stays here unless someone is unsafe.

Discussion / Conversation, Spiritual & Healing

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Astrology

11:30 am - 1:00 pm at Pepperland

A participatory workshop for the curious and experienced to explore the ancient art of Astrology.

Spiritual & Healing

Sunday

Beauty Connection

11:30 am at The Connection Section

Feeling dusty? Looking like shit? Come restore your face and soul at our pampering station! Our treatments include scrubs, masks and comforting chats with our professional pampering ladies.

Chillout, Discussion / Conversation, Health & Wellness

Sunday

Espresso Martini Funk with Wine & Cheese

11:00 am - 3:00 pm at Hijinxx

A little jaded after burn night? Need a pick me up? Start your afternoon with a delighful espresso martini paired with wine and cheese while grooving to funky and soulful sounds!

Party

Sunday

Face painting

12:00 pm - 2:00 pm at The Forest

Bring your face or other body part and we will paint it

Arts & Crafts

Sunday

Morning After Cabaret

12:00 pm at Fuck Baozi

Hussy has been known to sleep on the stage to make sure she made it on time… what other “performance art” will the (self-appointed) Queen of Trashy Cabaret be bringing with her creature friends this year? The most fabulously ridiculous experience on the paddock that has become an institution at Burning Seed Australia. Strong adult themes, don't bring the kids.

Party, Performance

Sunday

R18

Kiwiburn Community Meeting

12:00 pm - 1:00 pm at Centre Camp

If you want Kiwiburn to survive the next 10 years, here is your chance to meet with other interested parties and ask those questions you have always wanted to ask, meet some of the ExCom, and talk about how we want to shape our Burns into the future.

Discussion / Conversation

Sunday

Creamhole licking

12:00 pm - 4:00 pm at LICK MY CREAMHOLE

Every day is a daily day at lick my creamhole

Food & Drink

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Trinity Roots True

1:00 pm - 2:00 pm at Barrio Del Chur

If Aotearoa had a sound, this is it.

Chillout

Sunday

Acro Yoga

1:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Swing Fling

Have you ever tried to fly? Have you ever tried to help someone fly? Have you ever caught someone as they fell? Well now is your chance! We will be flying, surfing, balancing, and standing on people (consentually of course). Class designed for all abilities and ages, come and try something new ! 🙂

Health & Wellness, Workshop

Sunday

Daily Games Session

1:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Paradiso Tropicale

Do you have a competitive streak? Do you find pleasure in spiking balls, swinging mallets, and rolling skulls?
Then swing by Paradiso Tropicale for a range of games including Vigorous Volleyball, Carousing Cornholio, Kinky Kubb, and more!

Games

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Hishi Karada – Rope Suit

1:00 pm at The Den

Demonstration/workshops of rope as costume. Times to be sorted depending on weather, surrounding events, and – you know – everything. Ask if you can’t see the notice.

Performance, Workshop

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

R18

Tarot by Non-Psychics

1:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Pepperland

Have your cards read by our magical non-psychics.

Spiritual & Healing

Sunday

Shibari – Japanese Rope Bondage

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Very Alternative Gathering

Shibari is the Japanese art of rope bondage. We will talk about safety considerations and then you can learn the most fundamental tie to shibari and time permitting another decorative or fun tie. We will run the beginners class everyday, with the opportunity for some intermediate groups later in the week! Why knot join us?

Workshop

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

R18

Witch Dolls

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Whytch Camp?

Come and conjure a magical creature…. work with herbs, petitions, colours and cords to bring to life a living spell doll. Materials supplied… astral children birthed at your own risk.

Arts & Crafts, Spiritual & Healing, Workshop

Sunday

Trinity Roots Home Land & Sea

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Barrio Del Chur

If Aotearoa had a sound, this is it.

Chillout

Sunday

Lady Buds

2:00 pm - 4:00 pm at Paradiso Tropicale

"Lady Buds" are a travelling folk/roots and urban new age rock duo

that met May 2018 in Liverpool, England.

Joining forces from 2 individual solo artist backgrounds,

they roam around the world spreading their positive and chill uplifting vibes using there voices banjo and guitars

Performance

Sunday

Flavour Tripping

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Childish Adultish

Come and Trip out your taste buds with Synsepalum Dulceficum, commonly known as Miracle Berry.
Sour foods taste sweet and sweet foods taste crazy sweet. We will have an array of sour fruits and various drinks to try, but feel free to bring any other foods you want to trip out on. Effects last around 10 min.

Chillout, Food & Drink, Workshop

Saturday, Sunday

First Annual Kiwi-Burning academics informal gathering

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Centre Camp

An informal gathering of like-minded individuals, interested in brainstorming, innovating, collaborating and discussing upcoming projects/independent studies/community issues. A space for intellectual development and discussion that can contribute toward our community.

Discussion / Conversation

Sunday

Tangerine Jam

2:00 pm at Tangerine Steeze

Come on down to Tangerine Jam, the steeziest musical jam on the paddock! Get ready to rock out to some live music created on the spot. Instruments will be provided, but feel free to bring your own. Whether you're a musician or music lover, just bring yourself and be ready to get down!

Arts & Crafts, Party, Performance

Sunday

Tiger Sex Ed with Tigrene

2:00 pm at Vaguely Problematic

Come learn how nasty tigers get their freak on.

Discussion / Conversation, Performance, Talk / Lecture

Sunday

R18

The mighty moo-off

2:00 pm - 3:00 pm at Two Couches and a Rug

Can you keep a straight face no matter what you face? We’re drinking cocktails and seeking out the best actors and actresses on the paddock to compete to become the master of the moo-off. Join us!

Games

Sunday

How Can We Thrive?

3:00 pm at The Hangout

Challenging harmful drug use
cultures in our community.
Some hui, some dui

Facilitated by Finn

Talk / Lecture

Sunday

Open Deckadence

3:00 pm - 7:00 pm at Mu Mu Land

Open decks so bring your vinyl
Slushies from the minibar!

Party

Sunday

Traditional Hookah

3:00 pm - 4:00 pm at Hookah Road

Are you more a fan of the traditional molasses/tobacco + coal hookah? If so pop over and enjoy some deliciousness

Chillout

Sunday

R18

Lazy Massage

3:00 pm - 4:00 pm at Swing Fling

I like sitting on people. Do you? Well this style of massage is best suited to the people who don't really like to put too much effort into a massage, while also receiving some relaxing benefits themselves. So come and see how you can selfishly massage your friend, partner or someone you've just met!

Health & Wellness, Workshop

Sunday

Hiiiigh TEa

4:20 pm at The Connection Section

Come get comfy, chill, and chat with your fellow enthusiasts. Tea & treats provided. Look for the large bell tent.

Chillout

Sunday

R18

Chill @ Hookah road

4:20 pm - 6:20 pm at Hookah Road

Come and join us on Sunday afternoon for some lazing round with hookahs and general chill vibes to wind down after a hectic burn.

Chillout

Sunday

R18

Chill Arvo

5:00 pm at The Sensory Dispensary

Come hither, dont dither but most certainly slither on over to for some otherworldly tales before the temple burns.

Kieran reads David Eagleman’s Sum 40 tales of the afterlives, to you.

Bring your leftover food and drinks to share!

Chillout, Food & Drink, Performance

Sunday

Witches Ritual for Water

5:30 pm - 6:30 pm at Whytch Camp?

Anarchistic jam session-style magickal ritual. Feeling into your deep watery emotions with a group check-in. Cast circle, invite the elements, go between the worlds, connecting with Water in preparation for farewelling the Temple.

Spiritual & Healing

Sunday

Pepperland Planetary Prayers

5:00 pm - 6:00 pm at Pepperland

Sing with us Pepperland Planetary Prayers (aka The Beatles songs with love and spiritual themes).

Performance, Spiritual & Healing

Sunday

Devination Potluck

5:00 pm at Camp Devita

We welcome everyone to join Camp Devita for a communal potluck!

Ground your temple burn night with a feast of the feminine divine.

Bring a plate (with food). 🍲

Food & Drink

Sunday

Witches Brews

6:30 pm - 8:30 pm at Whytch Camp?

Drinks and divination! Our bar tenders can fix you a drink or a tarot reading. Enjoy a variety of magical homebrews, herbal teas, or soup cooking on our cauldron. After ritual

Chillout, Food & Drink, Spiritual & Healing

Thursday, Saturday, Sunday

Yoga Intent

6:00 pm - 7:00 pm at funkhutt

Restorative yoga with the opportunity to set a Sankalpa. Sankalpa means an intention formed by the heart and mind, a solemn vow, determination, or will. In practical terms a Sankalpa means a one-pointed resolve to focus both psychologically and philosophically on a specific goal. A chance for you to focus both psychologically and philosophically on a specific goal.

Health & Wellness

Sunday

Orphan Temple Burn

6:00 pm at Pepperland

Experience the Temple Burn with the Pepperland family. Meet at Pepperland before we proceed to the Temple.

Chillout

Sunday

News at 6ish

6:00 pm at Camp Nipple Clamp

Live from the paddock, CNC presents the cutting edge of current affairs, sports, weather & stuff we make up on the spot. The news anchor might be cooking dinner.The weather person might be wearing no pants. The camera operator might be tripping (over). But goddammit, if it’s not the finest journalistic coverage you’ve ever seen on this paddock, I’ll eat my hat. Happening every evening around 6ish.

Performance

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Retrospective Grand Opening and Framing of Art Bar Masterpieces

7:00 pm at Vaguely Problematic

We opened an all white bar and left cans of paint in it. You did your best. Tonight we officially unveil the paddock’s most avant-garde art bar. With judgy art critics, bubbly, and a framing of the most titillating pieces you’ve created. Did you draw, pain, or sketch at our bar? Come find out if you’re the artiest art of all the arts.

Food & Drink, Party

Sunday

Compliment Circle

7:00 pm - 8:00 pm at funkhutt

Come and join Glenn and Vicky from the Funkhutt and take up the opportunity to give and receive compliments. Learn how to love and connect to others and yourself with an optional radical twist that involves twirling like a whirling dervish. Free yourself of any negative self beliefs and bask in positive energy This experience will leave you feeling loved and lighter.

Health & Wellness

Sunday

Documentary Chill Series

8:00 pm - 9:00 pm at Centre Camp

Embrace your chill this evening for the final part of a mini documentary series on our Solar System projected on to the Centre Camp structure. Come marvel in the beauty of our home system.

Chillout

Sunday

Fire Spinning

9:00 pm at Flojo

One of The Flojos offerings to the festival is a supervised fire circle! Come check out the Whiteboard for exact times but swing by the Flojo nightly for atleast A LOT of fire spinning. Please talk to us if you'd like a go we warmly welcome newcomers and are happy to guide.

Chillout, Performance

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Post-Temple Pufferfish Party

9:30 pm at The Burrowing Pufferfish

Aiming to be the loveliest & liveliest place to be on the last night, this is our big contribution. Come share your post-Temple Burn warmth with us, and we’ll share our love of surprise & delight. You may already know, we do parties really rather well. They embody what we’re about – lush, vibrant, nutritious, and soulful. We promise to step it up a notch to make this the perfect end to your festival. Bring your love, & booze for the bar!

Chillout, Food & Drink, Party

Sunday

Koru Ahi – The Fire Labyrinth Burn

9:30 pm at Effigy Paddock

After the Temple Burn: As the last burn, we walk a spiral through fire to represent the journey we took to get here, our connection with the people we have met, and the beginning of the journey to Kiwiburn 2021…

Spiritual & Healing

Sunday