Just like the legends of the Sword in the Stone, the Fountain of Youth, or Werewolves and Vampires (no, not the Twilight kind), we’re no strangers to myth and lore – especially the Legends of the Paddock. Some say a mysterious yacht docks on a secluded spot of the Rangitikei River every January. Even fewer claim to have seen it. Others whisper they’ve been aboard. Fewer still have returned. And some say this yacht belongs to $exCom. The fewest deny it.
In 2025, the inaugural year of Glam-Burn: an ‘ember’ of Kiwiburn 2025, brought to you by our awesome partner DoBros, each and every one of you (look at us being Radically Inclusive again) has the chance to win a wild day aboard the legendary Rumoured Raft of the Rangitikei. While this raft may resemble the yacht from tales of old (#paddockpropaganda), we can assure you it’s brand spankin’, thanks to our shiny new partnership with DoBros.
We’re giving away 3 days of royal treatment and relaxation to 2 groups of 83 Burners. That’s 5 winners who can each bring 173 friends, so that’s 29 people per 8 hours for 7 days meaning there are 2743 winners. In case it isn’t clear, your odds of getting on the Raft are better than winning the (now closed) lottery so if you want to definitely-not-maybe be on the Paddock for KB25, you better go volunteer.
Entering is simple: just provide your (real) first and last name, all of your email addresses (don’t worry, we’ll know if you leave any out), your mobile number, your last 2 landline numbers, the name of the street you grew up on, your first pet’s name, your birthdate, the name of your future favourite chair, your favourite food when you were 5, and, of course, your favourite way to drink DoBros (hint: it’s from a can that’s been sitting in the sun in some crusty cow shit for 3 days).
Once we’ve got all that, you’re automatically in the draw to win a chance to have the opportunity to win one of these epic Royal River packages. Winners will be announced by carrier reindeer on December 25.
